https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 07 May 2026 03:19:56 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-620233 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:09:41 +0000 anonysquire 620233@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsTiz: bahahah! I practically had to cut that off him! Maybe if I shave him for the summer it would fit better. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-620200 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:03:47 +0000 MrsTiz 620200@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@anonysquire: Dexter would do no such thing! He'd stink up his polo! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-620186 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:00:27 +0000 MsLipGloss 620186@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Beebug: I am laughing at you googling *shart* hahahahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-620178 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:59:10 +0000 anonysquire 620178@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsTiz: you know you want to try and use twosie in a sentence today right? "uh oh, dexter made a twosie in his chonies." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619629 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 07:46:54 +0000 MrsTiz 619629@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@anonysquire: "twosie" .. yes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619513 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:29:10 +0000 anonysquire 619513@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'm pretty modest so I'd be embarrassed to do anything bathroom related in front of him. But he always pees or showers in front of me and doesn't care. But if he made a twosie in front of me I would most likely faint. He can clear a city. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619512 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:28:05 +0000 googly-eyes 619512@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is hilarious!! I can't think of anything to add though... (although my DH does not get grossed out easily!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619510 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:25:40 +0000 fussygal 619510@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg, laughing SO hard right now! </p> <p>I haven't really ever had anything that I've been too embarrassed with DH, but I remember being pretty uncomfortable the first time I farted near him, even though he was pestering me about not having done it yet (maybe a month into our relationship)! Turns out I had actually farted in my sleep and he just never told me! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619376 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:51:43 +0000 mrskc 619376@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I just have to thank all you ladies for allowing me to get a good laugh in. I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619364 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:44:47 +0000 jmarionsmith 619364@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Beebug: you are so welcome! :) a shart is when you think you have to fart but it's really a sh*t, hence shart. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619363 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:44:26 +0000 mrskc 619363@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jmarionsmith: Love that! That's love. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619361 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:43:37 +0000 mrskc 619361@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Beebug: LOL! From urban dictionary: a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "sh*t" and "fart")</p> <p>bwahahaha and I'm still laughing at this thread. My DH thinks I'm crazy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619337 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:27:53 +0000 Beebug 619337@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>seriously wtf is a shart, hahaha I can't google it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619329 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:26:17 +0000 Beebug 619329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jmarionsmith: Thank-you for helping my post-preg abs, omg bahahaha amazing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619325 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:25:33 +0000 Beebug 619325@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrskc: "sharted" just sent me over the edge, lmao I'm crying. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619318 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:17:32 +0000 Beebug 619318@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rainbow Sprinkles: I' m joining in the poo shame! When DH and I were early days dating, I went to shower and the place we rented had brutal water pressure, toilet took forever to fill, so I left the #2 and showered and would flush after.</p> <p>Wellllll I forgot. Ugh. We are the couple that don't even toot in front each other years later. So there is definitely lots that embarrasses me, but certain things (like anything through childbirth) I just have to let go, lol.</p> <p>Ugh.....I sorta forgot about that until your post, hahaha wish I left that memory stuffed away!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619312 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:14:13 +0000 cheert16 619312@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is hysterical and just made my day!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619302 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:10:42 +0000 Dapple Grey 619302@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Best thread ever! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619285 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:02:18 +0000 jmarionsmith 619285@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsRoo: bahahaha! that is funny! but hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619263 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:53:46 +0000 Reese 619263@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@photojane: OMG at first I read this as "Nope! I totally #2 while we are in the shower...." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619233 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:39:48 +0000 MrsRoo 619233@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!</p> <p>I'm not sure I should admit this, but my most embarrassing moment has nothing to do with the bathroom. Those things don't bother me at all. Except maybe a shart. If that ever happens, I may have to change my tune....</p> <p>Anyway, a few weeks ago we were getting into bed and DH starts cracking up and fishes something out from under the covers. Apparently preggo brain was in full force that day and not only did I forget to make the bed, but I forgot to put my vibrator away when I finished with it. He teased me about it for days. Annnnd, now I'm mortified all over again. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619173 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:14:36 +0000 HLK208 619173@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rainbow Sprinkles: hahahahaha, dying!</p> <p>I once fluffed during sex. It was like 3 months pp and he laughed so hard. :-/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619115 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:51:01 +0000 jmarionsmith 619115@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@littlek: so true! he'd definitely a keeper! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619113 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:49:36 +0000 littlek 619113@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jmarionsmith: That's love! LOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619057 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:32:43 +0000 jmarionsmith 619057@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not a thing. I even made made DH look at my bum to see if he saw a hemorrhoid. And yup, he saw one and even took a picture of it so I could see what it looked like. </p> <p>Did I really just admit that?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619041 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:27:26 +0000 photojane 619041@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Nope! I totally #2 while he's in the shower &amp; then make him flush when he gets out (we have an old house). We really should draw the line somewhere, but it's too late for that now. </p> <p>The first and last time I was embarrassed in front of him was when we had been dating just a few weeks. After this, nothing embarrassed me... </p> <p>We were in high school, and he stopped by after school one afternoon to visit me. He texted me that he was outside sitting on the porch waiting for me. I was in the bathroom, but rushed to hurry &amp; finish so I could go out and see him. I was on one of the last days of my period, so I was just wearing a panty liner. I switched my panty liner real quick, and threw the yucky used one in the trash. Or so I thought. I guess in my rush I missed the trash can, and when I was standing to pull up my pants, I stepped on it. I ran outside, sat beside him, and started chatting. I was trying so hard to be flirty and cute. It took me probably ten minutes, but I realized he wasn't talking much and kept staring at my foot. I looked down to find a bloody, yucky, used panty liner hanging off my shoe. Gross, right? I mean, after that, nothing worse could happen. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/3#post-619027 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:23:32 +0000 MsMini 619027@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rainbow Sprinkles: Your description of the turd made me spit diet coke on my computer screen! DH seeing me in Spanx is pretty embarrassing, also, when I was on Zofran I would get super constipated, and my turds would almost always clog the toilet ... DH couldn't figure out why the toilet kept clogging, and I had to fess up I was crapping sticks of cement. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/2#post-619018 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:21:09 +0000 MrsHotDog 619018@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Let this thread serve as a simple reminder to never trust a fart. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/2#post-619005 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:14:06 +0000 BananaPancakes 619005@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: I so wouldn't be able to keep it from him! I think I would be so horrified, I'd have to tell him so we could laugh about it later. It would be this awful secret and I'd have to let out! But he would so take it and run with it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/is-there-anything-that-will-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-so/page/2#post-618889 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 19:30:12 +0000 mrskc 618889@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my goodness, I'm seriously laughing out loud! This thread is hilarious and is making me a little embarrassed at what doesn't embarrass me in front of my DH. </p> <p>Seriously, after he saw me go through labor &amp; deliver our son, I don't think there is anything he hasn't seen. He had to help me wipe my poop butt during labor... </p> <p>@lawbee11: OMG! You're not alone. hahaha this happened to me last week. I blamed my not so great sphincter muscles after delivery. I was prepping bottles before work and had to toot. Well... more than just air came out. Baby was sleeping in our bedroom, so I couldn't use that bathroom and DH was in the other. He knew something was up by the way I was walking. He just kept saying "OMG you sharted!" SOOOOOO embarrassing. Now I can't believe I just shared that on the interwebs. </p>