https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 20 Aug 2026 18:48:23 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055496 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 11:12:04 +0000 psw27 2055496@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all awesome, I need a chuckle today. :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055462 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:56:21 +0000 littlebug 2055462@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My sister got D this plane that you can put together with a little drill and screws and stuff. So last night we put it together, took it apart, put it together, and took it apart again. Then we put it back in the box and he put the box away. He stood up after putting the box away and goes, "What now?" </p> <p>He's also taken to calling our cat a maniac. The other day my MIL was reading to him and the cat was running around like nut. D looked up and said "Pa-poot [cat's name is Padfoot] maniac." My ILs were in tears. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055457 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:54:10 +0000 jedeve 2055457@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were talking politics and dinner the other night with my ILs. LO heard us day "republican" and goes,</p> <p>"Pelicans! Pelicans fly fly at the beach! Like this!" And starts flapping frantically. </p> <p>I have more, but that was my favorite from the week. This kid is just hilarious. </p> <p>@Mama Bird: haha that sounds like my kid. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055449 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:47:09 +0000 regberadaisy 2055449@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yesterday DD1 was eating a english muffin with her breakfast. She said "mom, my muddin has sparkles!"</p> <p> :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055443 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:41:26 +0000 ValentineMommy 2055443@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: :) I smiled with delight myself!! lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055430 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:33:26 +0000 mediagirl 2055430@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ValentineMommy: that just made me laugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055426 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:32:23 +0000 Mama Bird 2055426@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I lay down to get some rest after work, and then B walks up to me, glares, and goes: "Mommy, what for? Up! Put on slippers!" Little bossy :heart: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055396 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:22:26 +0000 babynumber1 2055396@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We had that exact conversation 6 weeks ago. It was our "secret" for a while. She cracked under pressure and told her little friends though, which was super cute. Luckily I was already showing and starting to tell people. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055283 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:20:16 +0000 swurlygurl 2055283@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I was still in the hospital with K, my SIL came to visit with my nephew (4) and niece (2.5). DH was there, but L wasn't, she was at daycare. After my SIL left with her kids, my niece asked her if L turned into baby K - she was very sad to lose L! :P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055229 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 08:44:01 +0000 Smurfette 2055229@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She doesn't talk a ton still. But right now it makes me laugh every time she toots, she says toot and laughs. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055225 Thu, 05 Feb 2015 08:39:02 +0000 ValentineMommy 2055225@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS, who's 2, said last night "Mommy, I pooped! Where's daddy??" Clearly, I taught him well. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055030 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 23:48:56 +0000 ALV91711 2055030@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH calls me muffin. This weekend DS kept calling DH muffin. It was funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2055007 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 23:27:24 +0000 littleblessings 2055007@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A bit TMI but DD has been constipated today and when she passed gas it apparently hurt so she asked me to kiss where she hurt. Essentially asking me to kiss her butt. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2054985 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 23:05:48 +0000 autumnlove 2054985@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: haha, LO 1 said something similar to the librarian! He was very amused. "Mommy, why is there a baby in your tummy?!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2054960 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 22:44:19 +0000 yellowbird 2054960@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My Los new favorite phrase is " mom!!!!! Can you do me a favor??" Followed by the most ridiculous requests like a bowl of ice cream while she's on the potty or building her a pink shelf just for her frozen books. &lt;3 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2054945 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 22:28:10 +0000 Corduroy 2054945@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD just told DH "No, MY wife!"after he said I was his wife. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2054856 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 21:08:52 +0000 .twist. 2054856@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We don't have many because speech is still very new to him, so although this isn't hilarious it was just so cute. </p> <p>I took L to get his hair cut on Sunday and afterwards bought him a cakepop for being so good. I asked him if "mama could have a bite" and he said "no. baby's". (he calls himself baby). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-2#post-2054854 Wed, 04 Feb 2015 21:06:42 +0000 mediagirl 2054854@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today I was walking my daughter into daycare and I heard the 4 year old girl behind us say to her mom, "Mommy, you have a baby in your belly!" Her mom replied: "Honey, you can't tell anyone that yet. It's a secret between you, me and daddy."</p> <p>That made me smile. I told the mom I heard nothing. :)</p> <p>What funny things have you heard kids say recently? </p>