https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 06 Apr 2026 14:37:05 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2481074 Wed, 02 Mar 2016 08:41:30 +0000 mediagirl 2481074@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>And this morning.... she pats my breasts and says (even though she knows) "what are these?" I say, "my breasts". She touches hers and looks back at me and says, "Mommy, I want to have big breasts like yours when I'm big, big, big." </p> <p>Considering I have a very small B cup, that made my day. ;-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480389 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 16:26:39 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 2480389@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh these are killing me! </p> <p>The other day, DD1 was playing at the park with her friend (boy, same age). They were running around playing tag and he fell. He said "wait! I fell down". DD1 said (very matter of factly): "That's too bad, you have to learn to get up some time" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480368 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 16:13:37 +0000 Chillybear 2480368@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning LO (2 1/2) was on my bed with the dog while I was getting dressed. the dog rolled over for belly rubs and she goes "what's that? pointing at his penis. I said "that's darwin's penis" (we've had this conversation before) except this time she responded with "ohh I love penises!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480367 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 16:13:17 +0000 sunshineandsushi 2480367@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>3 yr old twins:</p> <p>T: "D isn't being nice to me!"<br /> D: "I'm just a little cranky this morning!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480353 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 16:08:09 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2480353@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today after song I was getting dressed and he was sitting naked. He looked down and said "hello, wiener!!" The other mom beside me thought it was quite amusing, lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480324 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:50:09 +0000 tinyperson 2480324@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>They had a singer/dancer come to daycare last week, and he was male, but had a ponytail. I asked her about him when she got home (if she had fun, etc.) and she told me he was a boy girl because he had a ponytail :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480321 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:48:41 +0000 Smurfette 2480321@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I went running last night, I said bye and gave her a kiss. She said "Mommy, I stay here with Daddy. I won't bite, push, or hit him". Haha! Having some issues with other kids in her class doing this, so we always talk in the am about we don't do it back. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480318 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:45:05 +0000 mediagirl 2480318@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My daughter hates clothing. Today I asked her to wear a dress I had picked out. She came over to me, patted me on the cheek, gave me a hug and said, "It's okay Mommy. I'll probably wear that. Sometime." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480313 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:41:51 +0000 Chuckles 2480313@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@charm54: and @lovehoneybee: Those are hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480238 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:04:03 +0000 LuLu Mom 2480238@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@regberadaisy: for sure! I have no idea how many times i hear "but mommy just listen to me...." or "wait wait what about..." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480230 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 14:58:47 +0000 avivoca 2480230@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>H always tells her father, "You big boy Daddy. You be okay!" whenever he acts like he's sad about something.</p> <p>She got a minions valentine card and it's her favorite. It's so cute because she calls them "Cinnamons," and made up a song: "Happy Valentine's Cinnamons!" (sung to the tune of Happy Birthday). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480224 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 14:54:30 +0000 Cherrybee 2480224@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I might have put this one on before but I'm going to repeat myself because its so funny! A few weeks ago, we were shopping and DH started singing to E. She said "Daddy, stop singing. These people dont want to hear it. They're already sad." :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480213 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 14:48:07 +0000 regberadaisy 2480213@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LuLu Mom: haha we joke that the FBI should bring in 3 yo at hostage negotiations because every night that's what dinner feels like at home.</p> <p>M said reprimanded the other night. 😮 We were both like, (head whiplash) what did you say?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480209 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 14:46:08 +0000 MamaChin 2480209@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I puckered up to kiss my daughter and she said "no kiss mama, put your lips down" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480099 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 13:53:33 +0000 LuLu Mom 2480099@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>a couple funny things she says (3 eyar old)</p> <p>"mom can we watch the scary doctor show?"<br /> "Honey, it's not scary the reason mommy says you can't watch it is because it uses naughty words" (nurse Jackie.)<br /> "you mean shit?" </p> <p>"what did you have for lunch?"<br /> "I refused to eat because June wouldn't give me cookies and she has to realize her actions have consequences."</p> <p>(I swear I have a future lawyer on my hands, what 3 year old says consequences!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480042 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 13:24:45 +0000 Mrs. Cheesecake 2480042@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lately when I reply to a question that DS asks, he will say "What are you talking about, SON?!" He says it really funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480035 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 13:21:22 +0000 regberadaisy 2480035@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@twodoghouse: 😮 Lol she is a trip! 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2480033 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 13:20:36 +0000 twodoghouse 2480033@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning during breakfast, Alice says to her brother "take turns B!" then stole his yogurt right off his tray and started eating it. Blake wasn't even phased. </p> <p>She's also started introducing herself to people (and th dog). The other day in the bath, my sister's dog wandered in and she said "Hello dog, it's me, Alice." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479967 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 12:38:07 +0000 Rainbow Sprinkles 2479967@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Dd1--"I'm gonna go sit on my bed and tell poop jokes to myself. Anyone can come and listen to them."<br /> *runs to room.* *sits in there alone for a while.*<br /> Dd1--(hollering) "you guys are missing out! These poop jokes are pretty funny!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479962 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 12:36:05 +0000 erinbaderin 2479962@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2 year old likes to wipe the crayon off the bath almost as much as he likes to draw it on, and every time he says "This hard on my arms, mommy."</p> <p>He also, last night, laid his pouch down flat on the table and said "He sleeping." When I said "Oh really?" he shushed me really aggressively. "Mommy, SHHHH! He SLEEPING!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479949 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 12:31:06 +0000 Applesandbananas 2479949@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO's cute thing lately is to tell everyone Daddy is at the beach. I'm not sure where he got it from, but at daycare, the teachers will say "mommy has to go to work" as I'm dropping him off and he'll say "yeah, and daddy is at the beach!" Or if we're at home and my husband is out, LO will tell me he's gone to the beach. I'm jealous daddy spends so much time at the beach! </p> <p>Haha, in reality, DH hasn't been to the beach since our honeymoon (which was long before LO!) but LO and I went to the beach about a year ago. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479946 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 12:28:22 +0000 Applesandbananas 2479946@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yerpie110: I love when my LO calls DH "honey", so stinking cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479936 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 12:24:20 +0000 lovehoneybee 2479936@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man I really need to start writing down some of the stuff E says. My current favorite, though, isn't really "darndest" thing, but had me cracking up. </p> <p>He was playing with his cars in the kitchen (he likes to "make traffic" with them) and it had been very quiet. Out of no where, in a very deep voice he says "And this is NPR". I just about died! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479849 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 11:50:39 +0000 yerpie110 2479849@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH came home last night and I said to Dd1, "Appah is home!" She said, "No, that's not appah." I said, "Oh? Then who is it?" And she said, "It's HONEY!!!" (honey is what I call DH)</p> <p>DH and I couldn't stop laughing :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479846 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 11:49:23 +0000 yellowbird 2479846@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha! My 3.5 year old was reselling a story to me that her dad had told her. </p> <p>"Daddy got a hamburger yesterday and it was really gross! Those workers made a bad choice!"</p> <p>" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479833 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 11:41:23 +0000 regberadaisy 2479833@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Charm54: bahaha I would've spit water back out if I was drinking some! LOL to the tough lesson. ;)</p> <p>@Freckles: love how interpretive her artwork was! :heart: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479824 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 11:36:34 +0000 Freckles 2479824@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So cute! This age is so fun (though it has its trying times).</p> <p>DD was describing her picture of our family to me. "I have a brown face because i was playing in the mud, papa and DS have red faces because they are burnt because they forgot to wear sunscream and your face is blue because it's all wet from the rain." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479822 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 11:36:25 +0000 Charm54 2479822@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol! So cute. </p> <p>We are getting ready to go to Disney World with my extended family, but one of my sisters is unable to come because of work. C was talking to her yesterday and said </p> <p>"You cannot come to Dizzy Wold Aunty M". My sister then pretended to cry, to which C responded :<br /> "Cry all you want. You haf to work. It a tough lesson to learn".</p> <p>lol what?! Where did she learn that?! Haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-3#post-2479816 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 11:32:00 +0000 regberadaisy 2479816@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We have been working hard with DD1 lately on using her listening ears and keeping hands to herself. So almost every day at pick up I will ask her in the car if she had a good day. </p> <p>Yesterday, it went a little something like this:<br /> DD1: no, I didn't have a good day. I left my listening ears at home. *insertsadface*<br /> Me: oh, where did you leave it?<br /> DD1: in my room! I left it on the ceiling! I have to get it when we get home and put them back on.<br /> Me: oh, OK (trying hard not to laugh). Well, don't forget it tomorrow.<br /> DD1: I won't forget it, mommy. I go home and put my listening ears back on!</p> <p>What's something your LO said recently that made you chuckle? </p>