https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 07 Apr 2026 17:58:14 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition/page/2#post-2865955 Thu, 10 Jan 2019 10:24:46 +0000 josina 2865955@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Iced Tea: lol, my DD does this to me all the time, she's almost 2 but yells at me if I try to sing or dance! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition/page/2#post-2865953 Thu, 10 Jan 2019 10:21:09 +0000 Iced Tea 2865953@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was breastfeeding my toddler and started to softly sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. She popped off, looked at me with a furrowed brow, put her finger to her lips, and hissed, "SSssshhhh!!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition/page/2#post-2865719 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:38:18 +0000 bhbee 2865719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Corduroy: that’s so cute about big sister! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865717 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:29:39 +0000 Sams Mom 2865717@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LAZB: o my Lord! That is hilarious! I can only imagine a little girl warning me of the child's exit plan 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865715 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:20:08 +0000 LAZB 2865715@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3 (4 next month) year old has been telling everyone who will listen that I have a baby in my tummy. She also wants to talk details about how the baby got in there, and was concerned about cutting the baby out, so I decided to tell her that the baby will actually come out of my vagina.<br /> We went to a birthday party this weekend and another mom is due in a few weeks, and obviously has a large belly. DD went up to her and said “you know, that baby is going to come out of your ‘Gina” 🤣 it was like she was warning her of horrors to come </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865713 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:08:53 +0000 Corduroy 2865713@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS, 3.5, was discussing getting a haircut with DH. He clearly outlined that scissors were needed and that you needed to go to the haircut place. I was listening from the other room and I was impressed how DS walked through the whole process. Then he asked, "When my hair is cut, what will my name be?". Sorry bud - they don't literally mean 'you're a whole new man'. </p> <p>This kid also earnestly asked me a few months back when it will be his turn to be (insert big sister's name). He was most disappointed to learn he'll always be the little brother. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865597 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 14:37:20 +0000 shabang 2865597@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We're discussing what to have for dinner. My 3yo with her very-serious face: "We need to eat food because we can't eat nipples." </p> <p>(She thinks the baby breastfeeding is "eating your nipple") </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865551 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 11:38:32 +0000 Lindsay05 2865551@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Dd2 after accidentally watching the first 10 minutes of sausage party:</p> <p>Trying to put her legos back in the box “come on helicopter get in the farkin box.”</p> <p>Don’t judge us 🤦‍♀️ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865549 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 11:16:06 +0000 josina 2865549@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mommy Finger: lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865547 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 11:11:09 +0000 Iced Tea 2865547@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I'm annoyed by my 3 year old's incessant requests, I sometimes make a heavy sigh before replying. She's started to do the same, to almost any request. ~HEAVY SIGH~ lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865541 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 10:43:26 +0000 MrsADS 2865541@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3yo asks me 1,000 questions a day. Occasionally I will say "I don't know" in response, to which he says in a super annoyed, frustrated voice, "But you ALWAYS know!" Which I guess should make me feel good but it cracks me up :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865536 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 10:07:51 +0000 Mommy Finger 2865536@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Just thought of another one! The things that come out of my 3 yo always make me laugh.</p> <p>DS1 asked DS2 to sing a specific Christmas song in the car. DS2 replied "I'm not Alexa" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865507 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 07:37:58 +0000 mrsbookworm 2865507@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We went out to dinner last weekend and the waitress came over and asked how everything was. My 5yo old piped up “This meat isn’t cooked well. The texture is wrong”. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865485 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 22:56:40 +0000 bhbee 2865485@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mommy Finger: 😂😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865484 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 22:54:30 +0000 Foodnerd81 2865484@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tonight my 5 yo asked if this summer, she could have a bathing suit with a unicorn. I said sure. “No mommy, you didn’t let me finish my sentence. I want a bathing suit with a unicorn on it, but I want a cat head at the end of the horn. Not a whole cat, just a head, at the very top of the unicorn horn.” </p> <p>Oh. That’s gonna be harder to find. And creepy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865479 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 21:46:00 +0000 MLE81 2865479@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hilarious thread!</p> <p>Earlier today, after DD (almost 3) had two back to back BMs and my DH was changing her diaper yet again, she told him that her “vagina” was “tired”. Jokingly, my DH responded that he “didn’t need to know that”, and she continued with, “My vagina is sooooo sleepy!”. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865478 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 21:25:28 +0000 Mommy Finger 2865478@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH was taking a video of DS1 doing the monkey bars backward at the park. All of a sudden, you hear DS2 (3yo) yell "fucking motherfucker". Then he apparently came over to DH and said "daddy, the reason I said that is that I fell off the balance beam". Like, it's cool daddy, there was a reason. DH just watches that video for hours with tears streaming down his face from laughing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865411 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 13:41:00 +0000 jennlin821 2865411@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD is two, and her vocabulary never ceases to amaze me, this priceless interaction was completely wordless, however I felt I had to share:</p> <p>DD asked me to open her new tea set, it was still in the box. I’m sitting on the couch, struggling to get the tape off. DD turns around, searches for a minute, and then hands me her plastic knife from her play kitchen!<br /> I didn’t say a word and neither did she, she just knew exactly what I needed! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865410 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 13:40:15 +0000 nwm 2865410@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love these!! Yesterday, we were cleaning up after DS did his firetruck puzzle for the thousandth time, but DH had put the top back on the empty puzzle box at some point, so I said to DS, "Can you please open up the box and put all the pieces in it?" So he gets the box and brings it over and says to the box, "Say ahhhh" and then opens it up, lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865402 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 12:26:26 +0000 peachykeen 2865402@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not as funny as these other ones, but we have a book of questions for kids that we do with our 4yo each night at bedtime. One of the questions the other night was 'what is your least favorite part of your bedroom' and she says "the mice that come under my door and run around my room when I go to sleep. I don't like that." </p> <p>And when I laughed and told her that was silly and asked her about it she got all offended that I didn't believe her...? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865399 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 11:54:09 +0000 josina 2865399@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I finally started keeping track of the funny things DS says... lately anytime he can't explain something, he says it must be 'santa's magic'. There was toothpaste on the floor in our hallway, and he says "I didn't do it, Emma didn't do it, you didn't do it, it must be Santa's magic". </p> <p>We had corn with dinner, and his response, "I don't like corn yet cuz I'm not 24 yet".</p> <p>Putting his seat belt on... "You can go now mom, I promise I won't die". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865191 Sun, 06 Jan 2019 08:24:40 +0000 MrsRoo 2865191@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SweetiePie: @Foodnerd81: @pachamama: Another F bomb dropping kid 🙋‍♀️<br /> last year, my DD1 (4at the time) said “are you fucking kidding me?!” while we were driving. After I made her repeat it (just to be sure) I questioned why she was saying that, she responded “I just like to say what my daddy says 🤷‍♀️“ </p> <p>My 2 year old has a sweet one, all weekend she’s been saying everything is her best. You my best mommy ever, she my best sissy ever, this my best baby doll ever, etc. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865189 Sun, 06 Jan 2019 08:13:11 +0000 SweetiePie 2865189@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@pachamama: I’m so glad we’re not the only one.<br /> Yesterday we went to a bday party at an arcade and my 4yo was playing a game (arcade version of beer pong, naturally) and he missed a couple in a row and he goes “ugh this fuckin’ game!”<br /> And I was RECORDING so I’ve been watching him say this on repeat and I can’t stop laughing. My husband watched the video and goes “yeah that would be my fault, I say it a lot when I’m driving him” 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865188 Sun, 06 Jan 2019 08:00:14 +0000 wrkbrk 2865188@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@tysonja: 😂😂😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865181 Sun, 06 Jan 2019 06:03:54 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 2865181@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO and I went to Six Flags for the first time together and he’s been at least 4-5 times with his dad. He wanted to ride the family rollercoaster called The Joker. He kept telling me (reassuring me) he was tall enough and went with his dad already. Try as I could I couldn’t confirm. We stood in line over a hour, held tight and screamed on the ride, and laughed how fun and scary it was.</p> <p>At the end of the night I finally get a “no ma’am” he for sure hasn’t gone on that ride from DH. I tell LO that daddy told me he hadn’t taken you on The Joker. LO gives me the coldest blank stare followed by this line with a little attitude “I went on it with you.” So basically, my kid just told a sure fire lie earlier in the day and instead of fessing up he responds like his dad and makes it seem like I just must of misheard him earlier and furthermore no big deal now. :grin: It begins, I have two of them!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865180 Sun, 06 Jan 2019 02:57:42 +0000 808love 2865180@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: Where is my phone?<br /> She: hashtag living the mom life<br /> She: hashtag I'm sleeping in your bed forever </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865178 Sun, 06 Jan 2019 00:03:53 +0000 macintosh 2865178@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My mom had pinkeye last week. Out of the blue a few days ago DS asks “mommy, what color are your eyes?” His next question was “who has pink eyes?” 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865177 Sat, 05 Jan 2019 23:53:05 +0000 elljay 2865177@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@skinnycow: my 3yo went through a phase where he was constantly reminding us of things we don’t eat. “We don’t eat people,” “we don’t eat poop,” “we don’t eat fire.” It was weird. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865172 Sat, 05 Jan 2019 22:43:07 +0000 skinnycow 2865172@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"We don't eat people. We eat food. Sometimes."</p> <p>I don't know where she gets this stuff. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-say-the-darndest-things-weekend-edition#post-2865170 Sat, 05 Jan 2019 22:32:30 +0000 Iced Tea 2865170@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I enjoyed all of these, but @Mrs. Champagne: I totally laughed out loud at that one! Fancy! </p>