https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 07 Apr 2026 09:16:22 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2826414 Tue, 05 Jun 2018 11:17:39 +0000 pachamama 2826414@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Iced Tea: Not to threadjack, but can you tell me more about your Quaker beliefs and practices? It's so fascinating to me. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2826166 Mon, 04 Jun 2018 11:40:19 +0000 Foodnerd81 2826166@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 4.5 year old seemed ok yesterday but has upset stomach again today and is probably going to miss her gymnastics show tonight. Seriously, this is like the worst week for this. And I already paid $45 for the stupid show leotard too. 😠 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825956 Sat, 02 Jun 2018 09:16:54 +0000 Corduroy 2825956@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: Thats what the sign posted on our neighborhood pool says as well as the swim school's contract. Maybe it's a state regulation. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825948 Sat, 02 Jun 2018 08:31:40 +0000 Foodnerd81 2825948@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Corduroy: what? Two weeks after diarrhea? I never heard of that before (although I’m not saying you are wrong). I was kind of thinking at least 24 hours after the last loose stool plus I always wait for the first regular solid poop. That totally sucks either way. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825941 Sat, 02 Jun 2018 07:16:24 +0000 Iced Tea 2825941@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I sympathize with all of you. We missed the next to last day of school because she complained of feeling sick. But she was fine one hour later, so it was just emotional, I think. I was glad we didn’t miss the last day. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825916 Fri, 01 Jun 2018 22:42:46 +0000 Corduroy 2825916@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We just started three weeks of non refundable private swim lessons and DD just had crazy loose stool. Can’t swim for two weeks after diarrhea, right? Ugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825891 Fri, 01 Jun 2018 21:09:08 +0000 Foodnerd81 2825891@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Eminthevalley: I’m so sorry. My daughter missed her last day of preschool today and the moving up ceremony because of the stomach bug. She’s finally on the mend. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825826 Fri, 01 Jun 2018 16:29:23 +0000 Eminthevalley 2825826@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mine got sent home on the last day of preschool for vomiting...awesome way to start summer vacation! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825572 Thu, 31 May 2018 12:08:48 +0000 MrsBucky 2825572@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Corduroy: Sounds like exactly what I would have done, too. I hope it works out in your favor! I'm still giving the teacher the side eye from over here though :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825568 Thu, 31 May 2018 11:58:37 +0000 Corduroy 2825568@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsBucky: I wrote to the director this morning apologizing for the accident and explaining his progress. I told the director that DS will be diaper free until Monday and asked the criteria I should use to determine if he should be in underwear or diapers when he starts on Monday. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825566 Thu, 31 May 2018 11:46:15 +0000 MrsBucky 2825566@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Corduroy: Um, that is some serious BS. I'd be tempted to fight the school on that, especially if he is otherwise doing great! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825554 Thu, 31 May 2018 10:50:53 +0000 2PeasinaPod 2825554@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaBear87: Anytime I have a day off or a massage/pedicure scheduled, one of my kids gets sick. It is unreal how many times I've had to cancel because of them getting sick. I know they can't help it...just seriously impeccable timing! </p> <p>DS1 also has some great timing where we're in a store and at the furthest possible point from the bathroom, and announces that he has to go. It doesn't matter if I have a cart full of groceries or my hands full of clothes/products. Always the furthest point of the store. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825548 Thu, 31 May 2018 10:35:01 +0000 Corduroy 2825548@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: :(. Im sorry.</p> <p>My almost 3yo is potty training. We started over the 3 day weekend so this is day 6. He’s doing really well and hasn’t had an accident at daycare yet. Yesterday I took him with me to pick up DD from preschool. He starts there Monday. He loves it there and stopped to use the potty. Ten minutes later we were still hanging out and he had a tiny pee accident where three drops got on the floor. Preschool teacher kind of lost it and said he needs to be in diapers on Monday. So one poorly timed pee is costing us potty training and a $100/month non-potty trained fee. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825482 Thu, 31 May 2018 04:45:50 +0000 Foodnerd81 2825482@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>There’s a nasty stomach bug going around town. My 2 year old has had it for several days and now my poor 4.5 year old just woke up with bad diarrhea. Her very last day of preschool is tomorrow and there is no way she will be better by then to go. We are both so sad she’s going to miss her last day of school. 😢 I feel terrible for her. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825217 Tue, 29 May 2018 13:56:38 +0000 Iced Tea 2825217@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The kids’ doctor is really good about seeing them the same day for a sick visit if I call in the morning. But that doesn’t help much when the kids predictably get sick on Friday nights. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825198 Tue, 29 May 2018 13:33:08 +0000 Mama Bird 2825198@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD always saves her really bad toilet accidents for the minute I get home from work. I'll walk in, and the very first thing I do is hose her down and wash the clothes. It really sets the tone for the evening :crying: I guess it's revenge for DS doing the same thing to DH when he was a baby! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825189 Tue, 29 May 2018 13:23:11 +0000 codeitall 2825189@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DD got a gastro bug that had her out of daycare for a full week and waking up 4x a night as I was needing to put in TONS of overtime to launch a new website that had been in the works for months. :sad: </p> <p>About once a month we are headed out the door (a little late as usual) to daycare and one of my kids pops a squat and fills their diaper :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825185 Tue, 29 May 2018 13:08:07 +0000 snowjewelz 2825185@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Growing some good old molars during her first road trip :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825051 Mon, 28 May 2018 08:04:20 +0000 tinyperson 2825051@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Alba4: That reminds me of when I was in Grade 1, the night before a week vacation in Kelowna BC (for which my grandparents had flown in), I had blood in my urine and had to be hospitalized for a kidney infection. Yay vacation! I do have lovely quasi-memories of my grandpa playing UNO with me in the hospital though. He let me use his lucky hat :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825047 Mon, 28 May 2018 07:38:52 +0000 Iced Tea 2825047@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My older LO is occasionally in the room during work calls because she can draw or play quietly. But twice now she has loudly shouted, so everyone can hear, “I have to POOP!!!” Hahahahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825046 Mon, 28 May 2018 06:31:18 +0000 Alba4 2825046@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We planned our first visit to the Bronx Zoo today, but my almost 2 year old was throwing up all night. Poor guy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825011 Sun, 27 May 2018 12:47:34 +0000 MamaBear87 2825011@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My kid apparently always gets sick the Friday of memorial day weekend. Last year we missed my in laws giant block party because first she got sick, and then I got sick from being puked all over.<br /> This year Friday afternoon she spiked a fever. We were already missing the party due to my procedure on Tuesday but I now have the added worry of getting her bug</p> <p>Eta I realize she has no control over getting sick it's just impeccable timing 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/kids-with-impeccable-timing-insert-sarcasm-here-humor-post#post-2825010 Sun, 27 May 2018 12:32:24 +0000 Iced Tea 2825010@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I attend silent worship at a Friends (Quaker) Meeting. My baby decided this was an awesome time to test how I'd react if she bit me while nursing. Yep, during silent worship. And then...she did it another three times. Hahaha </p> <p>Tell me your stories of impeccable kid timing! </p>