https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 25 May 2026 06:44:46 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2445733 Tue, 02 Feb 2016 01:07:21 +0000 808love 2445733@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A Gross one: Your fart sounds like an alien sounding an alarm.</p> <p>A Sweet One: I like to help a lot. A thousand lots. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443640 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 13:24:37 +0000 808love 2443640@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO said I want to get a gun called a Soft-enator. It will only shoot to make hard things soft.</p> <p>@mrs.oatmeal: santa is lactose intolerant! :)</p> <p>@rachiecakes: :shocked: :heart: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443638 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 13:22:15 +0000 BabyMats 2443638@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were sitting at the dining table talking and lo (2.5)was in the living room so I called out and asked him, " What are you doing?" He said, " nothing, just chillin." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443613 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 12:50:13 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 2443613@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>K said a bunch of great stuff yesterday but my fave was this:<br /> "Santa likes cookies and milk. But not milk from Mommy's boobies...probably, um, coconut milk."</p> <p>We're a dairy free house, so clearly Santa's only options are breastmilk and coconut milk haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443597 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 12:16:41 +0000 rachiecakes 2443597@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>J got out of bed late last night to ask me to scratch his butt :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443595 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 12:12:36 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2443595@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@BabyBoecksMom: lmao to "boober thing". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443578 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 11:41:18 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 2443578@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>W was helping me fold laundry and put it into piles. She grabs my bra and says "where do I put your boober thing?!" And then proceeds to try it on and ask me when she'll get boobs as big as mine. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443563 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 11:21:17 +0000 gingerbebe 2443563@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son is starting to get the concept of moving to music (not quite dancing) and when he hears a song he likes on his little cat piano he's taken to rocking back and forth against the keyboard and unfortunately he looks like he's grinding and dry humping the thing! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443562 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 11:21:06 +0000 sorrycharlie 2443562@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH said something to DD1 (3) and she replied, "you don't even know me. .....you don't even know my Mom." </p> <p>😳 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443561 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 11:19:42 +0000 Bao 2443561@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jedeve: haha awww! Kids ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443558 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 11:15:54 +0000 jedeve 2443558@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me in Target: "oh they don't have my size. They only have extra smalls and I'm a small."<br /> LO: "you're not small! You are big!"</p> <p>The woman across the aisle cracked up. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/lets-have-a-laugh#post-2443502 Sun, 31 Jan 2016 09:44:36 +0000 Bao 2443502@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I've been feeling a little blah lately, so I was hoping we could all share a few laughs by posting funny photos/stories/memes/quotes etc here :) </p>