https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 14 May 2026 06:16:44 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2239098 Fri, 17 Jul 2015 08:18:54 +0000 MamaG 2239098@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I absolutely loved her writing style, very humorous. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2239095 Fri, 17 Jul 2015 08:14:02 +0000 JoJoGirl 2239095@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@snowjewelz: The real question is, the guy obviously KNEW the previous client had made a mess... did he just assume taking 2 layers of sheets off would hide the evidence?!?! Not like that happened in secret! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238569 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 13:21:49 +0000 snowjewelz 2238569@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was laughing so hard just b/c of the way she wrote this! </p> <p>I mean, do they not inspect the area before they bring in the next person?! I would've been soooo grossed out that I'd probably run out screaming naked, haha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238567 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 13:21:33 +0000 erinpye 2238567@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So so gross, but the writing about it is so good! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238541 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 13:00:46 +0000 chopsuey 2238541@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahahahaha omg @JMOM: same!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238362 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 10:56:31 +0000 getjazzy 2238362@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my gosh, I'm traumatized!! I would have taken it much further than she has thus far! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238351 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 10:36:39 +0000 JMOM 2238351@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So funny. My kids are looking at me like I'm weird because I'm laughing so much. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238313 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 10:15:17 +0000 MamaBear87 2238313@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I would not have been that calm. i would have been running through the quiet room telling "this place is made of semen!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238260 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 09:44:15 +0000 JoJoGirl 2238260@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG the way she wrote this is brilliant </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238246 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 09:33:14 +0000 winter_wonder 2238246@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Horrifying! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238178 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 08:40:53 +0000 Mrs. Peanut 2238178@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Seriously ew. That's unbelievably disgusting. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238156 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 08:24:15 +0000 Alivoo01 2238156@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg! So, so gross that I really want to gag and throw up!! Go her for keeping her sense of humor to retell the story, but still *shudders*. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238119 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 07:41:23 +0000 LulaBee 2238119@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hysterical and so, so gross. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238078 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 07:06:40 +0000 NavyRN2012 2238078@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahahahaha! Oh. My. Goodness. That made me want to puke while I was shaking with laughter. That poor woman! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238033 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 05:34:05 +0000 lamariniere 2238033@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Definitely revolting, but wildly funny too. :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238031 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 05:33:47 +0000 hellobeeboston 2238031@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh. My. God. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238026 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 04:43:02 +0000 Mama Bird 2238026@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my gosh, poor woman! Ewwwww. And thus was supposed to be the day she gets to relax and feel better. Good for her keeping her composure and her sense of humor! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238022 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 03:26:55 +0000 Reese 2238022@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha great read during this motn feeding session </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238021 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 03:21:28 +0000 MenagerieMama 2238021@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I laughed so hard I made DH read it because he wanted to know what was so funny! And yes, I definitely would have had the place shut down, or done everything in my power to, no questions asked. Also not stayed for another massage attempt, yikes! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238017 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 02:53:15 +0000 Ree723 2238017@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hilarious!! I mean the actual event is beyond gross, but her thought processes afterwards had me shaking with laughter! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238009 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 01:50:43 +0000 Mrsk 2238009@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Gross! So so so gross! But so hilarious! I laughed so hard, DS was having trouble staying latched on while nursing! after all that, the moral of her story is to carry a flashlight! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238007 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 01:00:54 +0000 HLK208 2238007@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg that's absolutely sick! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238005 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 00:48:19 +0000 MsMini 2238005@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One of my nurse friends sent me this the other night, and I was alternatively cringing and laughing so hard I snorted. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238001 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 00:30:44 +0000 birdofafeather 2238001@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>that is so so so so so so disgusting and i would have been flipping my shit and screaming!!! NO WAY would i have kept a massage and no way would i have not done everything to get that place shut down. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2238000 Thu, 16 Jul 2015 00:14:35 +0000 Ginabean3 2238000@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my..,, </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight#post-2237997 Wed, 15 Jul 2015 23:48:40 +0000 Kemma 2237997@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>And you thought you were having a bad day... </p> <p><a href="http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight?section=pregnancy-sucks&#038;u=kOrPqkTXg6" rel="nofollow">http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight?section=pregnancy-sucks&#038;u=kOrPqkTXg6</a> </p>