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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2185823</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2015 12:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;You all are awesome :) Thanks for sharing stories and for laughing with me.
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2185821</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2015 12:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@getjazzy:  That is a GREAT story! Thank you for sharing and that table's days are definitely numbered. No one ever really talks about good luck bird poo...until you find yourself in this type of situation  :silly:  I'll take it though! Maybe it means my baby will not come early this time. THAT would be good luck!
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2185812</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2015 12:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Mrsk:  Now see, these stories of knocking people in the head with your belly just make me crack up! hahaha!!!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Ash:  Total magnet! Hope you are feeling well as June approaches!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@.twist.:  Totally the door's fault.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Reese:  Thank you for your eloquently stated sympathy :) And yes, the crazy rate of growth is definitely related to the number of belly bumping incidents.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Anya:  It's so weird to think of bird poo as good luck...
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2185804</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2015 12:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sweetooth</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@psw27:  No need to apologize at all - it really was a funny thing in hindsight.   :happy: &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@PinkElephant:  Chopsticks, sauces and noodles - that would be a recipe for disaster for me and my belly! Especially at a professional lunch! &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Mama Bird:  Ack! That would be so awkward. I'd totally avoid my boss too if I did that.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@sorrycharlie:  Yes. Let's just blame our bodies :)
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<title>getjazzy on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2184949</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 20:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>getjazzy</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;When I was pregnant with my first, my ILs were selling their house and we were watching their dog one evening during a showing. Once the showing was done, we brought him home and decided to turn off their lights as the agent had left lights on in the whole house and the ILs were out for the evening. I went in to the guest room and turned off the lamp but while making my way back to the door in the dark, my belly knocked in to a glass table and tipped. It was a glass top with glass legs on a carpeted surface, right at belly height. Really stupid setup as it was super unsteady. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Of course it also dumped a huge bamboo plant they had on it, on to a beige carpet and all the dirty bamboo water sloshed everywhere on the carpet. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I freaked out but didn't remember ever seeing the table before so I asked DH while silently praying it didn't have any sentimental value. He agreed he'd never seen it and that they must have bought it just to decorate the house. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;WRONG. It was my DH's Oma's table originally and they just had it shipped over from another province. Thankfully, they salvaged it and paid for a new top. Good as new. It's in their new place and my son, niece and nephew have all taken turns almost knocking it down. I think the thing is destined to be broken eventually. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@sweetooth:  Bird poop is suppose to be good luck! I would take it as a good luck omen for baby! What are the chances though lol.. That bird has good aim!
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<title>Anya on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2184925</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 19:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Anya</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Lol! At least it's good luck!
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<title>Reese on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2184847</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 18:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Reese</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I feel like my stomach is growing at a rate I can't keep up. I am always hitting it off the corners of counters, the fridge, tables... everything! sorry you were shit on  :wink:
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<title>.twist. on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2184765</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 16:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I used to bump into the fridge door all the time. Constantly in the way, that damn door...
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<title>Ash on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2184759</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 16:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh no! The belly is like a magnet!
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<title>Mrsk on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2184749</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 16:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mrsk</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I knocked one of my students in the back of the head as well. It was in our school cafeteria and the kid spilled her drink all over her lunch.... Oops!
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<title>sorrycharlie on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2183182</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 12:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;omg..lol!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I always, always had food and stains on the top of my belly. no idea why. maybe my mouth had pregnancy brain too..
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<title>Mama Bird on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2183104</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 11:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mama Bird</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@sweetooth:  Oh no! I've also heard this is good luck though  :wink: &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I'm like a hippo now, once I tripped and almost knocked my boss over while walking back from a meeting. I apologized and spent the rest of the day avoiding him... it was so awkward!
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<title>PinkElephant on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182710</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 08:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>PinkElephant</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Mine was a total crumb &#38;amp; drip catcher by the end - I am not typically a messy eater, but ate a lot of saucy, noodle-y things using chopsticks since I was working in Asia....things that would have ended up on a napkin in my lap would get caught by my belly.  So embarrassing, especially during professional lunches!
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<title>psw27 on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182704</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 08:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>psw27</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@sweetooth:  I'm sorry, you're totally right - it probably was not funny to you at all when it happened! When I was pregnant, I probably would have cried. Usually, I was able to get the stain out, but sometimes I just had to give up.  :silly:
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182625</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 07:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sweetooth</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@FaithFertility:  hahahaha!!! That's pretty funny :)
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<title>FaithFertility on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182584</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 07:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>FaithFertility</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I would bump my students in the head with my belly as they sat in their desks and I walked by...lol
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182562</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 06:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sweetooth</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@simplyfelicity:  It does get harder to judge your clearance, doesn't it? &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@psw27:  It's totally funny today - not so much in the moment yesterday.  :silly: What did you do if you noticed a stain while you were at work? This would have been horrible to handle if I worked in an office setting.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Bubbles:  Ouch!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Mrs. Pickles:  Tide pen to the rescue!
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182559</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 06:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sweetooth</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@lovehoneybee:  You know, my mom and sister said the same thing about good luck. Since you're the third person to say it, it has to be true! :)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@mrsjyw:  @bluestriped bee:  Glad I could make you two laugh out loud :) Hope the little babies in your beliies enjoyed the sound of your laughter  :heart:
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<title>BSB on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182022</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 15:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BSB</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Hehe. I LOL'd when I read this, too.
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<title>Mrs. Pickles on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182016</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 15:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mrs. Pickles</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;clothing stains.. I rub up against .. usually red.. stuff all the time&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;yay tide pen!
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<title>Bubbles on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2182004</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 14:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bubbles</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I would often burn it whilst doing the ironing as it would be hanging all over the board!
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<title>psw27 on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2181994</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 14:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Booo! That's pretty funny though! I never got pooed on but I did frequently go to the bathroom at work and notice I had a stain or something on my belly that I couldn't see.
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<title>simplyfelicity on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2181990</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 14:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>simplyfelicity</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh man, that's awful! &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Nothing traumatic, but I knock stuff over all the time with my belly.
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<title>mrsjyw on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2181983</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 14:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrsjyw</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;LOL  :silly:  :shocked:  :grin:
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<title>lovehoneybee on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2181982</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 14:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lovehoneybee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Haha oh man! That's supposed to be good luck though, right?? Raining good luck down on baby!
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<title>sweetooth on "My belly just got S&#38;!* upon..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-belly-just-got-samp-upon#post-2181931</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 13:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sweetooth</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;...by a bird. I didn't even realize it at first! I was walking from my house to my car to get the last bag of groceries. I reach down to adjust my ever creeping up shirt to make sure I'm decent and ICK! A big ol' plop of bird doody on my protruding belly. I think I can blame the belly for this one. If I had been sporting a flat tummy, I may have come out of this unscathed ;)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Anything happen to your belly during pregnancy that you can blame on your belly? Or at least have a good laugh at?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;:)
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