https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 23 Apr 2026 17:40:31 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637406 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:27:33 +0000 MsLipGloss 637406@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: *jinkies* ahhhh the glamorous world of parenting. Makes the old show Fear Factor look like a cake walk! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637398 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:26:15 +0000 MsLipGloss 637398@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>As I was carrying my LO to the bath yesterday, with her bare bottom in my hands, she farted on me. And then she giggled! I have also *caught* poop barehanded in between diaper changes because heaven forbid the changing pad/cover get dirty! :/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637384 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:21:52 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 637384@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol! My dog likes to belch in my face. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637373 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:17:27 +0000 Sweet T 637373@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha I laughed out loud as I read your post! So funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637372 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:17:18 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 637372@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: yikes! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637351 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:11:29 +0000 .twist. 637351@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hahahaha oh my! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637306 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:56:53 +0000 DillonLion 637306@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: Hahaha omg, I'm sure this is on our agenda at some point. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637303 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:56:19 +0000 MamaMoose 637303@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>M spit up... IN MY MOUTH the other day. I almost puked. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637292 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:54:32 +0000 Alivoo01 637292@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL!! Oh no!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637262 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:48:18 +0000 Foodnerd81 637262@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I only got peed on by my nephew. I was holding his legs up to pull the diaper out and he started peeing, getting it on me, on his face, and on the wall behind him. I got all flustered, which he found hysterical. But baby pee is hardly even gross. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637253 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:46:31 +0000 mrsmenow 637253@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL, the worst thing recently that happened was getting spit up on when I had on a v-neck shirt. It was thick and mucousy. It felt so gross sliding down. Lesson learned to use a burp rag. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637251 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:46:10 +0000 DillonLion 637251@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@anonysquire: Yikes. That is definitely worse. </p> <p>@googly-eyes: Haha bold move! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637242 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:43:41 +0000 googly-eyes 637242@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>No but LOL! Yesterday I was taking a rectal temp for the first time and was totally thinking that since she hadn't pooped (that was partially why I did rectal) it would explode in my face..luckily it didn't!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637235 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:41:35 +0000 anonysquire 637235@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg lol! I don't have any LO stories but have been crop dusted a fair number of times at my second job at a nursing home... And projectile diarrhead on. Ugh! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637232 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:40:46 +0000 banana 637232@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL!! That's hilarous! I'm surprised that never happened to me before considering how often I sniff her butt. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-kid-crop-dusted-mein-the-face#post-637230 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:39:51 +0000 DillonLion 637230@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My BIL was holding LO this weekend, and I went up and pulled the back of her diaper open and stuck my face in there to see if it was dirty, and she let go of a HUGE fart right in my face. </p> <p>Lesson learned! Don't stick your face somewhere like that. </p> <p>Ahh parenting. Anyone else have any good stories like this to share? </p>