https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 20 Apr 2026 11:34:24 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-236097 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 15:24:27 +0000 babyz 236097@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>No stories yet as my LO is only 3 months old, but this thread is hilarious. Thanks for sharing Mr. Bee! =P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-235886 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:38:39 +0000 Boogs 235886@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha! My LO has the same fascination with DH's nipples and his belly button. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231648 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:11:36 +0000 Mrs. Pen 231648@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>ahahaha poor Mr Bee!!</p> <p>@mrs. bird: bahahaha sooo funny!! That reminds me of a story with my nanny kid from several years ago: My BFF came to visit and we were all swimming in the pool, the 3 yo girl, my friend and me. My friend has her belly button pierced and the little girl asked, "Why do you have an eye in your belly button?" lol it was so cute.</p> <p>This other little girl I nanny now, she used to say the funniest things in public. My little brother has a serious overbite, and while we were all at the zoo, she asked him - in all seriousness - "Excuse me, but could you please put those back in your mouth?"<br /> bhahahha we cracked up laughing! It was soo funny. When my brother said he couldn't because they were stuck that way she just said, "oh. ok." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231636 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:31:40 +0000 Rubies 231636@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This reminded me 'Kindergarten Cop': "Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina."</p> <p>LOL.</p> <p>I love Charlie. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231620 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:11:49 +0000 lilteacherbee 231620@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha poor Mr. Bee.</p> <p>When I was teaching a 2.5-3 year old preschool class, I had one of my little girls sitting in my lap, facing me. She pointed to my crotch and said, "Do you have a vagina like my mommy?" It caught me so off guard! I just sat there for a second and tried not to laugh. Then the little boys in the class walked up and repeated "vagina" about a billion times. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231590 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:10:42 +0000 sorrycharlie 231590@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: LOL I just laughed out loud too! How old is your DD? The waitress' face must have been priceless. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231585 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:04:52 +0000 BSB 231585@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Oceanis723: OMG. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231582 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:02:24 +0000 BSB 231582@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: LOL. I think I'm almost in tears from laughing so hard. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231581 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:01:36 +0000 BSB 231581@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG. LOL! </p> <p>I find it hilarious you had to clarify that it was you talking not MrsBee. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231580 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 18:59:47 +0000 banana 231580@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that story!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-231249 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 13:11:49 +0000 ladyfingers 231249@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: OMG I just totally laughed out loud!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230983 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 10:34:06 +0000 Honeybee 230983@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg, these stories are so funny! </p> <p>The other day, we went out for dinner. Right in the middle of dinner, DD looks up and announces to the waitress, "My vagina hurts; I'm going to the doctor." Both DH and I turned red and started laughing, but that waitress had no idea what to say! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230931 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:58:15 +0000 Mrs. Train 230931@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mine say embarrassing things all the time. They are obsessed with anatomy right now. We were in line at target and one of my twins (about 2.5 years old) hits my chest and said mommy your boobies are big, you feed babies with your big boobies. Have little boobies because I am a boy and I can't feed babies.</p> <p>I looked down at him and said "that's right, but it's not polite p talk about in public because it's private time talk"</p> <p>He laughed and said "ok mommy, then he looked at my husband and said daddy you have a big penis to go peeped, you are a big boy so you have a big penis. I'm a little boy so my penis is little."</p> <p>My husband was mortified but again I just said "that's right son but we don't talk abou that at Target that's private time talk."</p> <p>The people behind us an the casheir were tryn do hard to cover up their laughs. I just laughed too. I said " well I have three toddler boys with a little sister, you can tell what I spend my day talking about.". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230913 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:41:29 +0000 Mrsbells 230913@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL I burst out lauhing in my office. Kudos for being able to restraing yourself and not give a big reaction </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230904 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:29:43 +0000 sorrycharlie 230904@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL. kids say the darndest things :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230898 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:21:05 +0000 Alivoo01 230898@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh em gee!! Charlie is just too funny, and I totally would have died in embarrassment! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230601 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 21:27:18 +0000 Mrs. Sunglasses 230601@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my goodness... hilarious. But VERY embarrassing. :| </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230589 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 21:09:48 +0000 mrs. bird 230589@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahaha! OMG too funny! </p> <p>I have a swallow tattooed very low on my hip. One day swimming with a work LO they noticed it, and started with 'birdie! Tweet tweet!' then we ran in a pharmacy &amp; were waiting in line with a bunch of old ppl &amp; they're all cooing over how cute work LO was, then LO started hitting at my hip/crotch area yelling 'tweet!! Tweet!!' only it sounded very much like something else someone might refer to that area as &amp; I had no idea what to say, 'umm no, this child isn't calling my private area a bad word, they're wanting to show you my hidden tattoo' I turned every shade of red! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230579 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:55:36 +0000 chopsuey 230579@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HAHAHA thanks for the laugh! and mental image! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230578 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:55:35 +0000 Sweet T 230578@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I don't have a story to share but this post made me laugh out loud! I think Charlie is a little comedian! Just think, you get to embarrass him when he's older too! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/my-son-likes-to-play-with-my-nipples#post-230576 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:51:46 +0000 mrbee 230576@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>(This is Mr. Bee, just to clarify.)</p> <p>It started in the bath tub... Charlie poked at my chest one day with his finger and giggling. I made a mistake and gave him a big reaction and told him "NO!", and he was hooked. </p> <p>Even though I have never since given a big reaction, he has still likes to poke my nipples from time to time while he describes what he's doing out loud. It's decreased in frequency though, and so I thought maybe he had completely forgotten about it. But then today at the public pool, I was carrying Charlie around the pool and he started up again, saying, "I push the button, I push the button, I push daddy's nipple!" really loudly.</p> <p>I think time stood still for about 10 seconds, as everyone in my vicinity looked at me and stared at my nipples. I just acted all nonchalant, especially because I didn't want him to be motivated by a reaction. But inside I was dying.</p> <p>I hope he stops playing with my nipples soon... because I have a limited lifetime supply of embarrassment, and he used up like 20% of it today!</p> <p>Does your LO ever do anything inappropriate in public? How do you manage it? </p>