https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 15 Apr 2026 19:07:08 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-396203 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:13:15 +0000 Mrs. Superhero 396203@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: I get that dream :(</p> <p>TG has started saying "how dare you!" In this crazy disdainful tone. I blame her father, but it's pretty funny. She also follows us around saying "whatcha doin' little girl?" Which is pretty funny, especially when it's a grown man. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-396198 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:09:24 +0000 erwoo 396198@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son was talking on the phone with my sister the other day and he told her, "When I was little, when I eat and poo poo, I grow big!" That's one of many funny things he says every day. I love it! Cracks me up! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-396190 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:02:12 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 396190@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HeatherlovesKenny: So cute!<br /> @808love: Let me know if there is any success. I think it's a great idea to take time to prepare for the transition and explain what's going to happen :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-395787 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:29:18 +0000 808love 395787@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: Goodnight to the boodie!! Thanks for the tip....I know Lala was a milk aficionado so I really wanted to hear how you were able to stop. Thanks!!! I will actually use that. (Gearing up to do this next month. ) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-388248 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 01:43:50 +0000 808love 388248@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HeatherlovesKenny: so funny!!!<br /> Love all these sunshine moments. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-386078 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:12:35 +0000 Honeybee 386078@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HeatherlovesKenny: hehehe at "Omama." :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-386075 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:12:14 +0000 mrs. wagon 386075@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HeatherlovesKenny: omg that is precious (about mitt mommy and omama). </p> <p>He had complained about ear pain a time or two in the past, and he's had this done before (they couldn't see into the ear canal when they checked his ears during a checkup). I'd seen some wax coming out of one ear so I knew it was about time to go again! The weird thing is, the ear that the wax was coming out of was not bad (just one big piece). The other ear was completely blocked and she took out ribbons and ribbons and ribbons of wax. It was SO gross and I'm so so happy we went. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-386069 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:10:27 +0000 HLK208 386069@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: lol! Owwh, that sounds painful. How did you know his ear was blocked? Was it actually visible? Or did his ear just hurt? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-386056 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:08:37 +0000 HLK208 386056@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>On Election Day DS said: "Do you want to watch Mitt Mommy? Never mind. I think Omama winned."</p> <p>@Honeybee: haha!! That made me laugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385965 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:33:10 +0000 Honeybee 385965@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: WJ is so observant, lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385950 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:26:52 +0000 mrs. wagon 385950@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: omg. I die.</p> <p>Oh another one... I took WJ to the pediatrician to get his ear wax taken out. One side was completely blocked :( He of course freaked out but overall did great. The doctor uses this tiny plastic stick with a little scoop on the end of it. We got a TON of wax out. As he was eating his lollipop and I was strapping him into the carseat, I asked "What did the doctor do?" he said "The doctor put a shovel in my ear!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385947 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:24:47 +0000 Honeybee 385947@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I LOVE these threads! All our kids are so cute (and smart!).</p> <p>Lately, when DD sees something that small or little, she talks to it in this really high-pitched voice ("Momma, look! It's so little!"). The other day we were driving in the car and I heard her toot. I looked in the rearview mirror and asked, "What was that?" And in her high-pitched voice she uses for babies and animals and other little things she said, "Momma it was a tiny toot! Oh, it's so cute and little!" I was laughing so hard I started crying. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385571 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 09:35:04 +0000 Andrea 385571@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>After her bath, DD likes to lay down on her towel and I wrap her up in it. The other day I wrapped her up and said "you're as snug as a bug in a rug". She freaked out, jumped up and said "Noooooooo! I am not stuck in the mud!!!!!!!!!!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385569 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 09:34:55 +0000 Mrsbells 385569@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: Awww thats cute!<br /> PS I never knew you used to live in Uganda? Was it for work? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385560 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 09:29:14 +0000 mrs. wagon 385560@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other day we were in the car and WJ asked to listen to music. We turned it on and he said "make it louder please". Then as we were hesitating to turn up the volume, he said "Baby Jodie not here, we can make it louder." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385498 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 08:22:12 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 385498@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Cowgirl: that is so hilarious! He spuds very precocious!<br /> @808love: Milk hide and seek! I wish there was an easy way to wean. I had a friend who was successful with telling her toddler that her breasts were "owie", but she was pregnant with #2 at the time. We just cut Lala down to a few short minutes on each side and only at bedtime. Then we transitioned to "say goodnight to the boodie" (what she calls it) and she'd give a snuggle and a kiss. She still does this every night... So I'm definitely not the best person to ask!</p> <p>@Crumbs: I'm going to have to start learning Tagalog for M. Thanks for the nudge in the right direction! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385400 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 03:38:53 +0000 SugarplumsMom 385400@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She's so cute! BTW, "ganda" (accent the 2nd syllable) means "pretty" in Tagalog :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385328 Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:00:50 +0000 808love 385328@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So I love these precious laughs! Tonight my nursing 21 month old couldn't find her way and she struggled with my shirt saying, Milk, where are you??<br /> Btw, mrs. Jacks I need advice on toddler weaning... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385316 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 23:40:31 +0000 Mrs. Cowgirl 385316@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: so cute! and i've never had that dream about teeth, but i used to have frequent dreams that my mouth was filled with metal parts that i couldn't get rid of. trauma from braces, i tell you.</p> <p>cb talks to our dog a lot, since she's really the only one in the house that can be bossed around by the 3 year old. cb's chore is to feed piper, and she gets quite excited about it. the other day he told her, "pipey, you have to wait! you have to be patient. i have to help you because you don't have arms, girl!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385234 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:02:48 +0000 shopaholic 385234@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385216 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:51:52 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 385216@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Coco Bee: She really is!<br /> @Mrs. Bee: OMG... did you ever have those anxiety dreams where your teeth are falling out and you can't do anything about it? His comment reminds me of those :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385214 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:50:07 +0000 Mrs. Bee 385214@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha!</p> <p>i asked charlie if he brushed his teeth yesterday, and he said, "no they're all going to fall out!"</p> <p>hmmm maybe mr bee already said that somewhere. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385210 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:47:53 +0000 Mrs. Pen 385210@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>cute :):) she sounds like such a doll! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/new-installment-of-funny-things-my-toddler-says#post-385203 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:43:31 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 385203@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A few minutes ago, Lala said, "Mama, let's talk about Africa" I said, "Ok, what do you want to talk about from Africa?" She said she didn't know, so I said, "You know mama used to live in Africa right?" She said, "Oh yeah!" I said, "I used to live in Uganda."</p> <p>At that point, she said, "Mama, You-used to ganda... but I wanna Ganda."</p> <p>It was kind of adorable and typical of her kind of word play :)</p> <p>So what has your LO said lately that was cute enough to share? </p>