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<title>Hellobee Boards Topic: No parent ever said......</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:53:07 +0000</pubDate>

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<title>californiadreams on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172908</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 18:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>californiadreams</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Sure DH, not a problem if you come home an hour late from work today - I don't need help with anything!
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<title>californiadreams on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172900</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 18:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>californiadreams</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;My baby sleeps too much.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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<title>MamaMoose on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172812</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 18:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MamaMoose</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@BabyBoecksMom:  my husband's feelings are hurting pretty bad right now. But maaaaaaaan I think I'd trade her feeling for utter sleep deprivation!
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<title>cyndistar3 on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172500</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cyndistar3</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I just love it when you fall asleep in the car for the 5 minute ride home and then wake up all refreshed and refuse to take your nap!
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<title>oliviaoblivia on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172476</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oliviaoblivia</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;That's ok, you can use my nipples as a teething ring.
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<title>Boheme on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172437</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Boheme</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I love that my sheets now always smell like curdled milk! Delicious!
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<title>Cherrybee on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172383</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Cherrybee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@MsLipGloss: Oh, oh, no, eeeew!!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Ive thought of another one: &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;We are just having so much fun arguing day and night. I hope it continues after the baby sleeps through, otherwise we will have to have another baby quick sharp.
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<title>deerylou on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172334</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>deerylou</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Pooping with LO in the baby bath hammock because she prefers to never be away from you makes for the best memories!
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<title>MsLipGloss on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172315</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MsLipGloss</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Cherrybee: Your post made me think . . . SWEET! I totally needed to brush up on my *log rolling* skills!!!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;:P
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<title>.twist. on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172271</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>.twist.</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Cherrybee:  LOL
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<title>Cherrybee on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172268</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Cherrybee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Phew, thank goodness you woke me up, I almost had three hours sleep in a row. Close call! &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Quick, run the bath - it looks like she's going to poop and I wouldn't want to miss out and waste it all in a nappy.
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<title>BabyBoecksMom on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172178</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BabyBoecksMom</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@MamaMoose: I'm sorry :-(  I have the opposite problem right now.  She wants nothing to do with me - only wants Daddy.  Makes me so sad &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@mediagirl: Oye!  I did this the other day with her.  She didn't want me to pick her up from daycare, she wanted Daddy.
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<title>Kimberlybee on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172094</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kimberlybee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I just love smelling like stale &#38;amp; sour milk then not showering for a couple of days even when I feel so dirty and gross!
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<title>Lindsay05 on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172078</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Lindsay05</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I love hearing advice and lectures about my parenting style.
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<title>.twist. on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172061</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>.twist.</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I love when I give someone a hug and realize my shirt smells like baby vomit! Yum!
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<title>JoJoGirl on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172051</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>JoJoGirl</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Colic makes me happy.
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<title>MsLipGloss on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172047</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MsLipGloss</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I can't believe how much of my (pre-baby) life was needlessly wasted on sleep . . . it's totally overrated!
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<title>MamaMoose on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172042</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MamaMoose</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;No no, really, it makes mommy feel so loved that you REFUSE to let daddy comfort you during night wakings and you scream your face off until I drag my butt out of bed.
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<title>LuLu Mom on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172039</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LuLu Mom</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;&#34;acid reflux babies are so mellow&#34; or &#34;isn't baby vomit just the cutest&#34;
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<title>mediagirl on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172023</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mediagirl</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I love it when you have a tantrum when it's time to go home! It's so much fun to carry you like a sack of potatoes over my shoulder.
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<title>Smurfette on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1172012</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Smurfette</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Why thank you again for spitting up all over me!  &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I really love spending night time trying to get out carrots, peas, sweet potatoes, stains out of all your clothes.
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<title>banana on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1171992</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>banana</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;These stretch marks make me feel sexxxxxy!
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<title>JoJoGirl on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1171985</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 13:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>JoJoGirl</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I hate it when my baby is napping!
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<title>.twist. on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1171983</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 13:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>.twist.</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I love that you sleep better for the babysitter than you ever do for me!
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<title>mediagirl on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1171968</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 13:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mediagirl</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Haha, I had forgotten about these gems. :)
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<title>BabyBoecksMom on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1171965</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 13:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BabyBoecksMom</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Bringing this back because it made me laugh so hard the first time around :-)
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<title>BananaPancakes on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1039308</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2013 10:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BananaPancakes</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@808love: Ha  Ha Ha!!
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<title>MrsScallop on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1039285</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2013 10:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MrsScallop</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Haha, these are great!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Yes, I will just sit here and let you latch and unlatch for the next 2 hours as you simultaneously roam around the room.&#60;br /&#62;
Sounds like fun!!
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<title>Bookish on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1039217</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2013 09:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bookish</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@mrsbookworm:  LOL! I live on lean pockets and granola bars.
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<title>mrskc on "No parent ever said......"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/no-parent-ever-said/page/2#post-1039204</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2013 09:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrskc</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@MsMini:  lol! My son just hates it so much so I hate doing it to him.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Here's another... &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I love that you always have blowouts in your car seat-especially when we're trying to go somewhere important!
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