https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 22 May 2026 17:50:51 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1920139 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 20:10:41 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1920139@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>K slaps and jiggles my belly. She also twists my nipple while she's nursing the other side. Luckily she hasn't said anything rude to me yet, haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919832 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:15:08 +0000 Vegmama 1919832@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This video is perfection!! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_28-8ud-jus" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_28-8ud-jus</a> Same thing ... insults all day! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919733 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:27:49 +0000 lilteacherbee 1919733@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha I'm scared of what my kid's gonna say. My 4/5 year old students give me an earful most days. The other day when I actually did my hair (naturally curly), one kid said "Ms J, why's your hair messy?!" When I was pregnant, they poked my belly alllll the time and told me that the baby must be getting huge. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919729 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:25:52 +0000 .twist. 1919729@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@blackbird: yup. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919707 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:14:28 +0000 blackbird 1919707@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So this thread just proves that kids are sometimes clueless little assholes :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919699 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:10:17 +0000 coopsmama 1919699@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bahaha children. I'm sorry, but I'm sure you look fabulous. :) My son thinks it's hilarious to poke and jiggle my belly. LOVE that. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919687 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:05:09 +0000 aegie 1919687@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO pointed out my rosacea and said, "mommy you have a rash?" *sigh* I can totally see her telling people at her daycare, Mommy has a rash. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919655 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:49:52 +0000 HLK208 1919655@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh noo!! </p> <p>B (who is 5) told me all I do is eat :meh: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919645 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:46:41 +0000 wonderstruck 1919645@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yesterday while I while pumping milk, L pointed at me and started mooing. Yeah, that was a real self esteem boost. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919628 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:35:51 +0000 .twist. 1919628@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>bahahaha... hilarious. Can't wait to hear what my kid has to say about me. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919619 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:32:22 +0000 dolphin 1919619@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919615 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:30:47 +0000 Ree723 1919615@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol!!! These made me laugh! I'm sorry, kids have no tact but I guarantee you, he thinks you are the world's greatest mommy, even if you do have long boobies :-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919596 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:23:26 +0000 jedeve 1919596@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: haha he poked mine for a while yesterday. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919565 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:58:43 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1919565@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Chloe told me my belly was bouncy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919555 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:52:56 +0000 blackbird 1919555@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>awwwwww </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919551 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:48:13 +0000 StbHisMrs 1919551@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mine has said -<br /> "You have silly hair" (everyone has silly hair these days, especially if she doesn't want their help!)<br /> "Why do you have a big butt?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919535 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:37:18 +0000 mamimami 1919535@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>my kid told my husband today that he is OLD. haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919512 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:27:21 +0000 MrsScallop 1919512@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha! You are not alone. Mine has taken to pointing out all of my lovely pregnancy acne (by saying "boo boo?" and touching each spot) and telling me I stink in the mornings. She even handed me my tooth brush and said "momma brush teeth." Sigh.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919478 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:18:21 +0000 Ash 1919478@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@autumnlove: I laughed so hard at that!</p> <p>Kids say the darndest things. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919467 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:15:48 +0000 autumnlove 1919467@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Awwwww. Long boobies...lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919465 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:15:35 +0000 Vegmama 1919465@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You're amazing! Kids are the worst!! ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/ouch-kid#post-1919463 Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:14:03 +0000 jedeve 1919463@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Things my tot has said to me this week:</p> <p>"Mommy's a big boy."</p> <p>"Mommy has long boobies."</p> <p>DH: "Is mommy pretty?"<br /> LO: "Mommy's a mommy." </p>