https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:23:41 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125575 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 23:01:32 +0000 katsupgirl 2125575@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: the first time she did it my friend thought I was trying to say something in code. These toddlers! :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125572 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 22:54:20 +0000 yoursilverlining 2125572@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@katsupgirl: my LO sends tons of damn emojis to people too! Ugh, the amount of times I've had to apologize for her sending 15 stupid emojis in a row to random people in my phone book. :silly: whenever she has my phone and I ask for it back she grills me: "why, do you need to text dada?" Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125556 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:57:05 +0000 littleblessings 2125556@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@autumn865: DD too shouts "COCK" at clocks. Lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125532 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:12:38 +0000 jedeve 2125532@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@autumn865: kids say the best things during mass. And always when it's quiet. One time I remember a kid saying, "is it done yet?" During a quiet moment. And another girl pointing at the priest and yelling, "I like his dress!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125530 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:10:40 +0000 jedeve 2125530@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Cherrybee: one time my kid got out of the bath and started singing (and pointing to his nipples) "I have little little boobies. Mommy have big ones. Big tall ones!" I got it on video! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125524 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:02:35 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 2125524@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today, LO was listening to the radio. When Uptown Funk started, she got excited and yelled 'Uptown Fu** You!'<br /> Close, kiddo. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125522 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:00:39 +0000 autumn865 2125522@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travelgirl1: this made me LOL<br /> @jedeve: I can totally see my LO saying something like this during mass LOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2125517 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 20:57:08 +0000 autumn865 2125517@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>-(An oldie but goodie) when DD1 was about 18 months I was walking her around the back of church during mass. She stops and says very loudly pointing to the clock "COCK!"<br /> - While paying for gas and signing the credit slip DD (2.5 years) chimes from the back seat about the station worker with a beard "He not Santa Clause"<br /> Toddlers are really funny :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124934 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:43:52 +0000 cmomma17 2124934@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@sorrycharlie: that's exactly what I told him: "that's not a sticker!" :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124909 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:15:19 +0000 MamaChin 2124909@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS palms my boobs "what's this mommy?" "They're breasts, girls have them." "MeiMei (little sister) have breasts?" "Not yet" "We go to the store and buy some for MeiMei?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124886 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:49:44 +0000 sorrycharlie 2124886@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@cmomma17: haaaa! O unwrapped a pad while I showered &amp; said "oooh..sticker!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124834 Sat, 28 Mar 2015 00:41:57 +0000 littleblessings 2124834@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My daughter is 2 and she has a bracelet she really likes. She talks with my son and he runs and grabs our toilet plunger (I clean it frequently for this reason) and they both parade around my room with what DD says is their "super powers". It's so funny watching my Irish twins parade around! Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124797 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 22:11:11 +0000 cmomma17 2124797@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was in the shower earlier and LO was playing in the bathroom. I hear him say "big one!!!" and when I peek my head out of the shower curtain he's excitedly holding a postpartum maxi pad! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124792 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 22:03:28 +0000 katsupgirl 2124792@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She's way to comfortable with my phone. The thee day she said "where's my wifi? I need to text. " She's 2.5 and mostly texts emoji paragraphs to people. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124759 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:11:51 +0000 jedeve 2124759@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: haha, mine assumes all cars are driving to the same destination as us. "They are driving to the park too! They are coming with us!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124716 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 20:27:12 +0000 skipra 2124716@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My mom was visiting last week and lo1 pointed to her chest and said boobs, lo2's boobs! We said no, only mommy's are for him. He thought for a second and said her boobs were for her dog.<br /> The other day he heard my phone ring around the time we normally talk to DH and he announced "old man!" For the past couple days new keeps calling him old man Dada. Not sure where he got that from! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124689 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 19:43:25 +0000 artsyfartsy 2124689@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>At an activity class the other day my little niece curled up on a gym mat with the young girl assisting in the class (whom she didn't know) and whispered "I went pee pee" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124688 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 19:39:53 +0000 lovehoneybee 2124688@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The thing that makes me laugh hardest is "mommy, pee comes out of penis, poop comes out of butt"...as he informed a cashier at the grocery store last night :silly: </p> <p>He calls me sweetness sometimes, and tells me not to yell when we're in the car. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124648 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 18:41:56 +0000 lemong 2124648@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD (2.5 yrs) told DH: I'm going to have a penis when I grow up. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124536 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 16:07:54 +0000 Cherrybee 2124536@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Love this thread! </p> <p>My work mate's 3 year old said "mummy, I like your long boobs. I want long boobs like you when I grow up" :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2124513 Fri, 27 Mar 2015 15:45:21 +0000 jessibear 2124513@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jedeve: this is amazing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122962 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 15:28:18 +0000 yoursilverlining 2122962@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Glad this was bumped, my LO has been hilarious lately.</p> <p>She loves to follow me around saying “wait for me, your highness!!!” lol, princess stage is full blown over here.</p> <p>Yesterday she asked for my iphone on the way home to watch some song videos on YouTube and I told her that it didn’t have enough batteries for that. So, being a smartass, she asks me if my phone had enough batteries “to text dada and see if his phone has enough batteries for songs”. </p> <p>Also, she is a total backseat driver and yells at traffic. “Get away from our car, traffic! WE DON’T LIKE YOU!” I die. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122958 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 15:25:36 +0000 lamariniere 2122958@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travelgirl1: HA!</p> <p>@Mama Bird: that's adorable!</p> <p>A few weeks ago we were in a bakery and the cashier was a middle aged woman. My 4yo son asked me in a REALLY loud voice "do you think she's OLD, mama?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122937 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 15:14:10 +0000 Mama Bird 2122937@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travelgirl1: hahaha that just cracks me up!</p> <p>B has started to say "yes darling" every time DH asks him a question. And then he looks at both of us and starts giggling :happy: </p> <p>And yesterday he was looking at me, and says "mommy eyes blue... B eyes blue... same eyes!" My heart just melts. And then he follows up with "no, mommy eyes red!" and runs off laughing. Guess I've been staring at a screen too much :bummed: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122929 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 15:11:33 +0000 yellowbird 2122929@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My Los new favorite phrase is "you're impossible, mommy!"</p> <p>Also, she makes me call her Mulan and she calls me grandma because I have to be the grandma from mulan. Dh is Shang </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122912 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 15:04:48 +0000 jetsa 2122912@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The last two days the older daycare kids have been cracking me up. I'm 31 weeks pregnant so quite round :silly:</p> <p>yesterday one girl said, 'what is that?' and pointed to my belly and then this morning a little boy said, "man you have a big belly" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122889 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 14:58:29 +0000 Mrs. Tiger 2122889@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol these are too funny!</p> <p>"Mommy, I want to grow big and strong and have a BIG moustache" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122884 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 14:56:06 +0000 SleepyMonkey 2122884@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>my daughter is 2.5 yrs and for the past 2 weeks, she randomly says, "mommy....i'm sorry about the kingdom." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2122868 Thu, 26 Mar 2015 14:50:28 +0000 sorrycharlie 2122868@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>bump! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes#post-2118882 Mon, 23 Mar 2015 19:56:33 +0000 jedeve 2118882@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travelgirl1: haha, I laughed out loud!</p> <p>At mass last week, during the homily, LO turned to me and said, "I want Jesus to stop talking." </p>