https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 10 Nov 2026 19:15:55 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1265890 Fri, 06 Dec 2013 15:58:28 +0000 MsLipGloss 1265890@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsMcD: nadda :/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1265815 Fri, 06 Dec 2013 15:31:54 +0000 LuLu Mom 1265815@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are fabulous...sooo sooo good! hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1265802 Fri, 06 Dec 2013 15:29:37 +0000 deactivated_account 1265802@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: Too funny! No rare meat while pg??? :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1265393 Fri, 06 Dec 2013 13:07:39 +0000 MsLipGloss 1265393@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'm dreaming of a rare juicy filet </p> <p>Just like the ones I used to inhale</p> <p>With a glass -- or three!-- of red wine</p> <p>it was freakin de-vine</p> <p>Now, I'm pg and in food hell </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257959 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 23:53:33 +0000 HLK208 1257959@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol! These are too funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257951 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 23:40:49 +0000 sunny 1257951@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is cracking me up! Haha!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257908 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 23:04:51 +0000 LovelyPlum 1257908@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh. My. Goodness. Thank you for this awesome thread. :)</p> <p>Please tell me I'm not the only one who has had to sing all of these lyrics to themselves once you've read them... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257832 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 22:22:48 +0000 Boheme 1257832@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>/dead. </p> <p>I am crying I'm laughing so hard! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257825 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 22:19:52 +0000 MapleMoose 1257825@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bahahaha yesss </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257807 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 22:08:48 +0000 matador84 1257807@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: I knew you would get it going with the 12 days of baby bliss! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257794 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 22:05:01 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257794@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'm probably going to think about this all night - ha! If I do, I will certainly share :P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257762 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 21:49:27 +0000 nana87 1257762@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HahahHahahhahHaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257720 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 21:24:52 +0000 lovehoneybee 1257720@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh. My. Lanta! These are fabulous! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257719 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 21:24:18 +0000 mfa_lady 1257719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>i am dyyyyyingggg here. </p> <p>BEST. THREAD. EVER. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257699 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 21:09:45 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257699@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . </p> <p>12 swaddlers swaddling</p> <p>11 bottlers bottling</p> <p>10 tubes of butt paste</p> <p>9 types of pacis</p> <p>8 nursing covers</p> <p>7 fancy burp cloths</p> <p>6 pairs of Trumpettes</p> <p>Fiiiiive S's from Dr. Karp . . . </p> <p>4 kinds of wipes</p> <p>3 sizes of dipes</p> <p>2 different strollers</p> <p>And a NoseFrida to suck out snot! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257684 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:59:58 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1257684@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Encore! Encore! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257683 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:59:45 +0000 JoJoGirl 1257683@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I am loving you so hard right now. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257675 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:55:56 +0000 matador84 1257675@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...<br /> Twelve wondfos positive... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257670 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:52:48 +0000 Espion 1257670@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: HA!! Can't breathe! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257668 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:51:11 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257668@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>It's beginning to look a lot like I'm pregnant</p> <p>I can't see mah toes</p> <p>Take a look at my thighs-oh my!</p> <p>And is that a double chin?</p> <p>With swollen feet and mah face all a-glow . . . </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257661 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:49:18 +0000 matador84 1257661@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>i die. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257658 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:48:15 +0000 chopsuey 1257658@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: lol omg your lyrics are killing me. HAHA</p> <p>think Halle Berry and Gwen Stefani!!! ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257657 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:48:06 +0000 Mrs.Someone 1257657@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I so love this thread :) keep 'me coming ladies! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257654 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:46:12 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257654@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@littlek: ha! Yeah, we haven't completely ruled out the idea of a second . . . but there isn't too much sand left in my hourglass, yanno. No pressure! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257650 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:44:53 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257650@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@matador84: we make a great team!</p> <p>Holding pee sticks in your urine stream</p> <p>Random smells assault your nose</p> <p>Watching your weight climb higher and higher</p> <p>And way too many food no-nos! </p> <p>:P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257641 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:40:54 +0000 littlek 1257641@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahahhaha these are hilarious!!!</p> <p>@MsLipGloss: leaning towards a second.... .. Yay!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257608 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:30:53 +0000 matador84 1257608@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: LOL</p> <p>Pee sticks roasting on an open stream...<br /> Awful smells nipping at your nose...<br /> Congratulations being sung by the choir...<br /> And folks dressed up like pregoooooosssss....</p> <p>I'm still way lamer! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257599 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:28:00 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257599@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@matador84: Santa Baby is an excellent idea! Here is a little tweak . . . </p> <p>Santa Baby, put some Wondfos under the tree for me . . . </p> <p>I've been a hormonal mess</p> <p>Santa Baby, and hurry up I can't wait all night! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257582 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:22:44 +0000 MsLipGloss 1257582@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@matador84: reading *7 months pg* makes my back hurt and my feet feel puffy! You are a total rock star - seriously! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/poas-carols#post-1257567 Tue, 03 Dec 2013 20:17:47 +0000 matador84 1257567@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: Live vicariously through this. Imagine being 7 months prego right now.</p> <p>Santa baby, slip a stick under the tree for me...<br /> I've been an awful good girl<br /> Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight...</p> <p>I'm way more lame and less funny than you! </p>