https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 07 Apr 2026 02:47:19 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366697 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 09:18:32 +0000 californiadreams 2366697@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Cherrybee: haha, maybe she thinks you ate the baby since it is in your tummy, lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366685 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 09:08:11 +0000 Cherrybee 2366685@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E turned to me last night and said, out of nowhere, "Mummy, I not eat the baby" and patted me on the bump. Huh??? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366677 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:57:14 +0000 littlebug 2366677@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>-After drinking the giggle juice at the hospital before his surgery, he looks at the tv and goes, "Look! 2 Mickeys!" There was only 1 Mickey on the screen.<br /> -On day of discharge, he was ready to get dressed and go, and we told him the nurse needed to come take his dressing off of his leg before we could get dressed. He started screaming "Nurse! Nurse!" I had to tell him to stop because I was worried he'd scare them that something was wrong!<br /> -Yelling at the cat yesterday, "Cringer! Come on, Cringer, turn into Battle Cat!" Our cat's name is Padfoot.<br /> -Hubs went upstairs to take laundry out, and D followed him to the bottom of the stairs, talking to him. When Hubs kept going up the stairs, D yelled, "Hey! Daddy! Get back here!"<br /> -I was eating Golden Grahams at breakfast and D goes, "Mommy, you eating Golden Grahams? That's very cool. Yeah, that's awesome, Mommy. Golden Grahams are awesome." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366641 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:08:00 +0000 travellingbee 2366641@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS neglected to point down on the potty and peed out all over the floor. DH was super frustrated because it was a huge first morning pee and it got all over the rug in the bathroom. DS goes up to him and says, "Daddy it's OK. Sometimes kids pee on the floor. Sometimes they just do." and shrugs. No way daddy could keep a straight face after that one. 2 1/2. This kid. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366621 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 07:17:28 +0000 Charm54 2366621@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Talking to her 2 month old little sister:</p> <p>"J, you want a Elsa for Christmas??" Pauses then looks at me.... "Mama!! Her say yes! Her want a Elsa for da Christmas!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366591 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 02:01:54 +0000 daniellemybelle 2366591@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Radio: Something about Santa<br /> LO: Santa!<br /> Me: Who is Santa?<br /> LO: Santa... Bring baby sister!<br /> Me: 😳😬 Nope!<br /> LO: Santa hungry! Santa... Spiced latte! </p> <p>So, we need to stop hanging out with friends with new babies ASAP &amp; I should probably slow down on the Starbucks. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366590 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 01:45:21 +0000 808love 2366590@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me (proud because I've been working out): Look at my muscle!<br /> DD: You have a NONE muscle. No one else has one like it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366577 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 00:34:19 +0000 littleblessings 2366577@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>SO was getting out of the shower while I was doing my make-up. DD walks in."Mama!!!!! Daddy has a PENIS!!!!" He hid behind the shower curtain. I laughed soooo hard. Later on she told me a boy at school taught her the word penis and that she had a "Gina" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366573 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 00:20:14 +0000 gingerbebe 2366573@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son isn't talking yet (he's not yet 15 months), but for some reason his grandmother taught him how to quack like a duck in Korean (which sounds more like "kek kek"). So now he has decided to start bellowing "KEK KEK!!" at the top of his lungs upon waking for the day or from his nap to let us know he's up. DH gets up with DS in the morning and today when he heard DS he said "Indeed, our son is quacking. He is arisen." I cracked up. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366567 Mon, 23 Nov 2015 00:02:54 +0000 Ginabean3 2366567@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We are in the midst of potty training my 2.5 year old and although she's got pee down pretty good, poop has been a challenge. So I ask (pester :silly: ) her a lot by asking her if she pooped or needs to poop. And she always says, "no, it's ok, I didn't poop I just farted."</p> <p>Then WHY am I cleaning nuggets out of your underwear everyday?! :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366535 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 22:50:04 +0000 californiadreams 2366535@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'm loving the comments I get about being pregnant. DS loves commenting on how big I'm getting - so big, he said, that I'm going to reach the ceiling. </p> <p>And about the baby itself, he told me he will catch the baby when he comes out. We have never discussed how childbirth works. </p> <p>And I was cracking up at the interaction between DS and his preschool friend when myself and his friend's mom were picking them up at the same time. His friend pointed to an older kid and said "that's my brother" (because it was). DS points to my stomach (so looks like he is just pointing at me) and says "that's my baby brother". His friend replies "no, that's your mommy". I had then had to clarify that DS was actually correct due to the baby in my tummy 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366482 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 21:14:18 +0000 Pirouette 2366482@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She was walking downstairs today and daddy told her she had to stay upstairs.<br /> lo: I cant, I have to go downstairs, my phone is ringing, I have to see who is calling me...<br /> daddy: you don't have a phone?<br /> lo: yes I do, it's ringing, listen (puts hands to ear) rrrrriiiiing!</p> <p>since when do I have a teenager? (She's not even 2) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366212 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 15:31:23 +0000 Smurfette 2366212@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She told DH at Lowes, she was in the cart, she is the teacher and needs to learn patience. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366199 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 15:09:16 +0000 LovelyPlum 2366199@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@littlecasita1122: @lucy123: I'm dying over here. That's awesome. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366195 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 15:06:45 +0000 LovelyPlum 2366195@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO has decided that toothpaste is "sauce." So she always wants "mo sauce, pees" on her toothbrush. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2366016 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:15:47 +0000 lovehoneybee 2366016@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Z tried to eat me!" (After a child bit him at school)<br /> "Mommy, the sun is smiling on my cheeks/in my eyes!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365968 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:31:25 +0000 HLK208 2365968@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lucy123: HAHA hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365962 Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:14:38 +0000 pregnantbee 2365962@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3 yo told me yesterday that his good friend wasn't at school because he was in Mexico. Nope. Confirmed with other kid's mom. He is NOT in Mexico. Where does he come up with this stuff? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365927 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 22:26:51 +0000 lucy123 2365927@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were in the liquor department of the grocery store and as soon as we walked in she started yelling "It's party time, It's party time"! I believe it was because she saw the Christmas decorations, but still.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365898 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 21:24:02 +0000 littlecasita1122 2365898@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were at Target last night and suddenly out of the blue my LO announces extremely loudly to everyone in the nearby aisles that "I think it's a little moist". No idea why he said it or what provoked it, but I just about peed my pants laughing since he said it so loud. And I hate the word "moist" so that just added to it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365893 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 21:18:50 +0000 MrsF 2365893@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: She LOVES Daniel Tiger! - I'm absolutely sure you're right. I can't believe I never noticed that she says that! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365878 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:44:40 +0000 Foodnerd81 2365878@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsF: does she watch Daniel Tiger? Miss Elena says toots all the time. My LO has definitely picked up phrases from the show. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365875 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:43:05 +0000 MrsF 2365875@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tonight my 3yo got up from the dinner table and started walking towards the stairs to head up for a bath. Then she turned around, looked at my DH and said "follow me toots" :silly: </p> <p>Neither one of us has ever said that to her. I have no idea where she heard it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365866 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:22:14 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2365866@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS is 20 months old so just started putting a couple words together. He says grandma as "mama" and grandpa as "papa". My mom was visiting and spilled her drink and he yelled "oooooooh mama!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365863 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:08:47 +0000 sslm 2365863@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: "we are going to a Christmas party!"<br /> Her: "yay I am so excited!"<br /> Me: "are you going to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas?"<br /> Her: "no!"<br /> Me: "why not?"<br /> Her: "I can't sit on his lap, Santa is not my friend!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365852 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 19:43:29 +0000 Foodnerd81 2365852@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travelgirl1: lately whenever I ask my LO where someone lives she responds with "at (their name)'s house!" Cracks me up so she keeps doing it. </p> <p>@Cherrybee: oh dear! C has just started this and luckily hasn't done it with a poop diaper but I've already told her I will duct tape it. We used to do naps with no pants since she gets really hot but no more. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365841 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 19:16:58 +0000 MoonMoon 2365841@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tonight I was feeling silly and started singing the Mentos song, and I got really into it. My son watched me with great interest. At the end he said "But what it mean mommy? What does it mean?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365830 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 18:46:28 +0000 travelgirl1 2365830@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Cherrybee: lol!!</p> <p>Yesterday a waitress told us she loved our accents and asked where we were from.<br /> DD said: "I'm from my house" 😃</p> <p>Then today she told me "I don't need you today" which cracked me up because yes, kiddo, yes you do. Fact. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2365823 Sat, 21 Nov 2015 18:30:09 +0000 Cherrybee 2365823@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Resurrecting this thread to add E's latest howler: </p> <p>Last night, she took her nappy off in bed. We saw on the monitor so DH went up to put it back on. When he got in the room he discovered that she had pooped and nuggets were everywhere. He was furious and shouted down to me that he needed help - he was huffing and puffing and swearing to himself. I walked in the room and E announced "Look Mummy, I did a big crap". I couldn't stop laughing so she said it over and over. </p> <p>Moral of the story, don't swear in front of a toddler no matter how furious you are! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-funny-things-your-kids-have-said-this-week#post-2363198 Thu, 19 Nov 2015 13:40:13 +0000 tlynne 2363198@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DS, 4, got in trouble yesterday at school. He said (with frustration) that he was going to give himself a spanking, because I wouldn't do it for him. </p>