https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 15 May 2026 14:11:52 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1537425 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:58:14 +0000 autumnlove 1537425@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Pirouette: it wasn't that cold...I think it was May! :-p </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1537407 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:56:02 +0000 swurlygurl 1537407@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@cmomma17: Oh my goodness, this!! I would walk to the pump room with my bag, which looked semi-businessy I guess, and male co-workers would see and it would always go like this: "Are you off to a meeting?" "...No..." "Oh, off to lunch?" "...No..." ::They stand there with confused face obviously waiting for an answer:: "I'm off to pump!!" ::embarrassed red faces stuttering and trying to get away:: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1537388 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:52:55 +0000 swurlygurl 1537388@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Pirouette: Hah - they sure were the first time! Eventually 45 minute pumping sessions were my norm :crying: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1537383 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:51:28 +0000 cmomma17 1537383@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I fell asleep pumping at work once. It was only for like 10 minutes, but I got a big red mark on my forehead :silly: </p> <p>My favorite thing has been embarrassing co-workers. We do not have a designated room to use, so I have been a few random places. Male co-workers will see me in a certain building and ask "what are you doing up here?" and I'll say "Do you REALLY want to know?" a few times. They are always all "Yes!" until I say "I'm pumping milk out of my breasts!" then they turn all red and start apologizing awkwardly and I say, "Well, you said you REALLY wanted to know!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1537304 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:34:10 +0000 Pirouette 1537304@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@swurlygurl: oh man, your boobs must have been sore, haha!</p> <p>@lavender: OMG SO CUTE!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1537047 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:38:56 +0000 lavender 1537047@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Nothing to ridiculous but my 2 year old the other day was to cute. I was about to pump for LO #2 and put all the pump parts on the glider and LO #1 sat in the glider and proceeded to unzip her jammies and was putting the pump parts to her chest and was saying "me, I do" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536934 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:08:53 +0000 Pumuckl 1536934@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@edelweiss: this was gonna be my story! I felt so incredibly stupid... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536851 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:54:30 +0000 swurlygurl 1536851@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Pirouette: Oh man - how hilarious!</p> <p>I don't really have anything ridiculous... I got walked in on all the time in our room, and FIL/MIL would randomly walk into our house while I was pumping - I just knew to always have a blanket nearby to throw on me JIC</p> <p>I guess the funniest would be that I would constantly fall asleep while pumping, and wake up 30-40 minutes later! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536819 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:46:39 +0000 Pirouette 1536819@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@autumnlove: Ha! DH and i were just discussing this morning how i was kinda bummed i can't wear dresses this summer...weren't you cold? ;)</p> <p>@edelweiss: oh boy, i did this at home last week! i was making breakfast and left a trail of milk going back and forth to the refrigerator!</p> <p>@Ms.SK: good for you! i feel like all my modesty went out the window when i had a baby. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536396 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 10:43:16 +0000 edelweiss 1536396@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>i had a friend who told me about a time when she was pumping for a minute or so and noticed that her lap felt soaked. she looked down and realized she had forgotten to screw the bottles on! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536386 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 10:40:42 +0000 Ms.SK 1536386@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I had requested some updates in our mothers lounge. We have a pretty strict guide for checking the key to that room out. While I was pumping the electrician (who had his own key and no one knew that) just opened the door and came in. I smiled and waived I mean what are you going to do. I was comfortable in my skin. He still can't look me in the eye 1 year later. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536370 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 10:35:52 +0000 autumnlove 1536370@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I wore a dress that unzipped in the back and I had to take it off to pump. My coworker walked in on me when I was pumping in my undies. It was awkward but we laughed about it later! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funniest-pumping-story#post-1536349 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 10:32:10 +0000 Pirouette 1536349@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was just pumping in my office and the window washers came by! I had to wrap a cardigan around me and slide under my desk, haha. Oh the life of a mom...</p> <p>Share your funniest pumping story (even if it wasn't funny at the time)! :shocked: </p>