https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 07 May 2026 11:16:22 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-1752740 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 11:25:27 +0000 BSB 1752740@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@dagret: Autocorrect changes my DH's name to Ron. </p> <p>@TheSwissWifeStyle: @mrs. bird: @twodoghouse: Haha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-1752712 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 11:16:02 +0000 TheSwissWifeStyle 1752712@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha :) A long time ago, I meant to type or text (can't remember if it was on phone or computer) "xoxoxo" to DH at the end of my message. Well it got corrected to "Dodos." So we used Dodos as our "I love you" for a while :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-1752707 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 11:13:48 +0000 dagret 1752707@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My iPhone used to autocorrect my husband's name to his brother's. </p> <p>AWKWARD. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-1752606 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:33:07 +0000 twodoghouse 1752606@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. bird: Spew rat gifts! So random!</p> <p>One night in the middle of the night I texted my mom to ask her to come to the nursery to help me give the babies their formula. Except I was so sleepy that nursery wasn't even close to spelled right and my phone autocorrected to Jerusalem. "Come to Jerusalem." She was like what the heck? So of course we now call the nursery Jerusalem. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-1752598 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:29:50 +0000 mrs. bird 1752598@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I had these two recently. I don't understand why it changes things I've typed correctly, like if what I'm writing makes sense why is it changing it?? Why does 'spew rat gifts' make more sense than 'separate gifts'???? And I really just wanted a picnic! </p> [attach=2301/14/n8k0dr.400x600.image.jpg] [attach=2301/14/n8k0dt.400x600.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-1752576 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:21:30 +0000 BSB 1752576@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bumping an old thread. I went to the asian market last night and asked the DH if he wanted me to get roast duck. </p> [attach=147/14/n8k047.338x600.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-326489 Fri, 05 Oct 2012 03:15:32 +0000 banana 326489@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I texted my husband " Did you check out the boobs yet?". He was at the library. He replied "Yeah and I'm never returning them". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-326417 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:39:45 +0000 pinkcupcake 326417@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha! These were all hilarious :)</p> <p>I can't think of anything off the top my head right now :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322371 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 12:40:15 +0000 BSB 322371@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I asked the DH if he got his books on tape from the library. I texted 'Did you ever get your books on rape?'</p> <p>Ooops, definitely not rape. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322348 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 12:26:18 +0000 pelikila 322348@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband was home with my son last Friday and had indicated he was thinking of taking him to the zoo early that morning. A few hours later I got this: We are going room the zoo for an bourbon so then lunch . . . " I of course had to reply: "really? not where I'd go for a drink" His response: "stupid autocorrect . . . an hour or so is what I meant to say" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322328 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 12:18:24 +0000 jennylynn 322328@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rachel: haha! That one made me lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322306 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 12:07:38 +0000 Crisark 322306@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My friend is trying to get pregnant and I said how great it would be if we were pregnant together and I got :<br /> ' oh I know we could take some many cute orgy pics"<br /> to which I replied:<br /> 'Orgy pics?? I'm not sure you understand what happens when people are pregnant at the same time lol"</p> <p>She meant to write preggo pics and her phone changed it to orgy lol<br /> I laughed so hard. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322299 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 12:03:29 +0000 Shutterbug 322299@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was doing DHs laundry a while ago and he was at work - I texted him "do any of these sharts not go in the dryer?" he thought it was the funniest thing ever </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322279 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 11:53:28 +0000 mrs. wagon 322279@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I got this series of texts from Wagon Sr. the other day:</p> <p>We are at Bed Bath and Beyond right now going to trying to get to go to party and pick up the shits</p> <p>shades pick up the shades oh my goodness</p> <p>voice tie up voice typing </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322274 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 11:51:28 +0000 anonysquire 322274@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I txted DH that we needed to eat some type of meat for dinner and it turned meat into meth. </p> <p>I can't thin of any on the top of my head but I love reading them too lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/share-your-funny-autocorrects#post-322258 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 11:43:58 +0000 jennylynn 322258@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was trying to text DH yesterday about ordering a part for my pump and it changed it to "I need to order a part for my pimp, and they don't take discover". Definitely not at all what I was trying to say! I love reading funny autocorrects. What are some of yours? :) </p>