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<title>Hellobee Boards Topic: sh*t new moms say</title>
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<title>travelgirl1 on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173576</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@sandy: Ha ha, me too! &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;These were funny.
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<title>BabyMats on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173575</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BabyMats</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Is he breathing..I check all the time. That's is funny!
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<title>808love on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173564</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>808love</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;:happy:
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<title>pui on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173536</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>pui</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Lol
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<title>fancyfunction on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173534</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fancyfunction</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Ha - love it! I'm totally guilty of the &#34;is she breathing&#34; one.
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<title>sandy on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173530</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sandy</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;My favorite part is &#34;EAT PLAY SLEEP&#34; bc that was totally me
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<title>irene on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173527</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>irene</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@californiadreams:  Wait till they become parents. *evil grin*
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<title>MrsScallop on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173525</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MrsScallop</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I'm all about checking if she is still breathing and asking for help from DH.  And that she's so strong/a genius - ha!
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<title>californiadreams on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173446</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>californiadreams</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@irene:  i say the schedule thing a lot more now than i did in the beginning and i feel i get judgement from non-parents because of it, like they think i am too strict/anal....oh well!!
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<title>irene on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173441</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>irene</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;The things I said the most: &#34;We're on a schedule&#34; &#34;Is this normal???&#34; hahahahhahahaha!!!
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<title>californiadreams on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173347</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>californiadreams</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@shopaholic:  yup, that made me LOL
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<title>deerylou on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173340</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>deerylou</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@MrsLilybugg:  The stroller one is me, too. Also the, &#34;Where is your dad?&#34; Whenever I'm struggling, or fed up, it's always, &#34;Ugh, DHHHHHHHH!!!&#34;....even though he's 60 miles away, at work.
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<title>shopaholic on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173334</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>shopaholic</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;&#34;shhh!!!&#34; all.day.all.night.  lol
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<title>MrsLilybugg on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173317</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MrsLilybugg</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Omg this is HILARIOUS!!! The stroller one is so me. So is the crib one. Lol
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<title>mrbee on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173205</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 19:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrbee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@californiadreams:  moved it!
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<title>californiadreams on "sh*t new moms say"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sht-new-moms-say#post-1173173</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 19:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>californiadreams</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;ETA: this was supposed to be in the &#34;general parenting&#34; board, not sure how i got it in adoption - maybe someone can move it?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;i found this kinda funny!  and could definitely relate to some (or all) of them.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&#38;#038;v=ifow_7131VY&#38;#038;desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Difow_7131VY&#38;#038;app=desktop&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&#38;#038;v=ifow_7131VY&#38;#038;desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Difow_7131VY&#38;#038;app=desktop&#60;/a&#62;
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