https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 19 Apr 2026 07:32:37 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1230356 Wed, 20 Nov 2013 14:44:29 +0000 Sprite 1230356@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is hilarious! </p> <p>But I'm sure the problem is that your chickens just haven't been putting their legs up in the for 20 minutes. And do they make chicken pre-seed? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1229769 Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:35:11 +0000 LindsayInNY 1229769@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Polish: File that away with "just relax and then it'll happen!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1229763 Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:33:37 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1229763@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LindsayInNY: not at all. That's all I've heard the past year...waiting for it to come true. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1229758 Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:32:24 +0000 LindsayInNY 1229758@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Polish: Hmmm, are you trying to tell us something?! ;) Maybe they don't like the egg shaped objects you've provided them. How realistic are they? Covering all options here! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1229741 Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:29:53 +0000 BSB 1229741@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Polish: haha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1229725 Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:25:25 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1229725@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Just an update. The chickens are still going through testing for their IF. We've hit a few snags with their insurance. In the meantime we're putting egg shaped objects in their nesting boxes, because you know if you adopt, you get pregnant. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1107049 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 09:13:03 +0000 BananaPancakes 1107049@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Polish: I know...I really want some eggs. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1106972 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 08:48:01 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1106972@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@BananaPancakes: chicken infertility effects us all, doesn't it? So sad. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh/page/2#post-1106965 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 08:46:00 +0000 BananaPancakes 1106965@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ha ha. This thread is awesome. </p> <p>@Mrs. Polish: And you can tell them they're not alone. My mother's new chicken should also have been laying 2-4 weeks ago and they're still eggless, too. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1106879 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 07:57:03 +0000 TheSwissWifeStyle 1106879@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hahaha, this thread is making me smile! </p> <p>Leave some wine in the coop and tell them to "just get drunk and have fun." </p> <p>:) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1106423 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 19:38:55 +0000 hellocupcake 1106423@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Best thread ever. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1106417 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 19:29:01 +0000 lizzywiz 1106417@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@TurtleDoves: ROFL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104717 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 08:52:38 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1104717@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Train: yeah. I feel like I know as much about chicken reproduction as I do my own. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104712 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 08:49:41 +0000 Sunshine1810 1104712@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha I love this thread, definitely made me laugh! I definitely know more about chicken ovulation then I ever cared to! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104682 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 08:37:40 +0000 Mrs. Train 1104682@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Wow only once a month? Fun fact for the day! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104629 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 08:17:00 +0000 pui 1104629@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>lol!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104521 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 07:31:16 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1104521@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lemondrop: another fun fact, they only have to DTD once a month. It's that good. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104520 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 07:30:30 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1104520@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@TurtleDoves: we're trying to trouble shoot what the problem might be. What if they have too much grain in their diets? We're being HELPFUL. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104410 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 01:53:43 +0000 lemondrop 1104410@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Have they tried the "Rooster Meets Chicken Plan" Are they dtd every other day or less frequently? ;) </p> <p>Chicken sex lives are definitely more interesting than mine is, lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104395 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 01:25:47 +0000 CupQuakeWalk 1104395@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>All of you better stop laughing at these chickens! It's not funny when it's one of us, but when it's these poor chickens, we're all "har,har,har!" #chickenproblems #youdontknownuthinboutthat </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104081 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 19:21:59 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1104081@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Train: I have to find out if interventions are against their religion first. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104072 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 19:17:59 +0000 Happygal 1104072@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Maybe they are stressed and just need a vacation. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1104010 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 18:42:47 +0000 Mrs. Train 1104010@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You could try trigger shots to induce ovulation but then would your eggs be considered organic? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103960 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 18:06:14 +0000 marionberry 1103960@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG this thread is so funny!!! Better send the rooster in for a sperm analysis! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103756 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 14:49:17 +0000 LovelyPlum 1103756@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>this is hilarious :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103755 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 14:48:50 +0000 lemondrop 1103755@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>bwahahaha! I :heart: this thread! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103711 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:58:47 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1103711@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs.Someone: thank you! Hahaha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103702 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:36:57 +0000 Mrs.Someone 1103702@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Polish: hah, ok good :) and you look fantastic for 11mo! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103699 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:34:49 +0000 Mrs. Polish 1103699@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs.Someone: oh no! My omg was a laugh. I wish I had thought to suggest that because we hear that alllllll theeeee tiiime. In fact, if you took a survey of everyone we know, I should probably be 11 months pregnant now because that's when we started the process. ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sometimes-you-have-to-laugh#post-1103694 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:32:35 +0000 Mrs.Someone 1103694@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Polish: Sorry, did I go too far? Not sure I worded that well. It was all in good fun, like the rest of the comments... </p>