https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:08:26 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094673 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:17:53 +0000 swurlygurl 1094673@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I wasn't expecting to like this because apparently I have no sense of humor (people post funny stuff all the time that I just don't 'get'), but I was CRACKING UP at this article!</p> <p>This was my favorite:<br /> "The pretzels are very fattening but I'm already in the seventieth percentile of ugly so who cares." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094597 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 10:36:34 +0000 hilary 1094597@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I die. Thank you for sharing. Made my day. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094564 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 10:27:38 +0000 avivoca 1094564@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Next to the working at a non-profit tumblr, this was the best thing I've read all day. I go to WF very rarely, only if I can't find what I need at the regular grocery store, and I'm amazed at how little I can buy for so much money. It's INSANE. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094522 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 10:13:09 +0000 Mrs. Blue 1094522@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is the best thing I've read all day. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094392 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 09:26:46 +0000 Andrea 1094392@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>WF is ridiculous! Haha. Mine always has angry people in the parking lot. I think everyone is just hungry. Namaste!!!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094291 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 09:00:44 +0000 LovelyPlum 1094291@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is so hilarious. I was snorting laughing. Awesome! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094247 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 08:44:47 +0000 MapleMoose 1094247@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hahaha awesome </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094240 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 08:41:22 +0000 Pink Champagne 1094240@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I thought that article was hilarious! I rarely shop at WF (I call it Whole Paycheck too!) because I don't want to spend $20 on my breakfast cereal and I could care less if things were organic. However, I DO like the samples in the produce section, and their freshly ground peanut butter is pretty bomb too. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094232 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 08:39:07 +0000 dc yoga bee 1094232@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I just read this, and died laughing. The NAMASTE parts are sooo funny!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094223 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 08:36:37 +0000 Sunshine1810 1094223@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha I loved this! I don't go to Whole Foods very often (an hour away from my house), but it is SO expensive! </p> <p>I have to laugh about the Prius "creeping up like a panther." I have a Prius and DH always makes comments about me sneaking up on him when he is doing yard work and I pull the car into the drivway. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094221 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 08:36:12 +0000 mrsjyw 1094221@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha i saw this floating on fb too, LOVE... i haven't been to whole foods in years!</p> <p>dh went for mother's day i think ? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094203 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 08:29:18 +0000 chibee 1094203@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha some of my friends shared this too - it's dead on! I don't think i've EVER spent less than $200 per trip there, i really don't go often but seriously, wtf? When my husband is with me it's guaranteed to be over $300 because of all the meat he buys. </p> <p>@lawbee11: that was my favorite part too! I know there are just a TON of people with legit gluten/yeast intolerance problems but i know way too many in real life that claim gluten intolerance when they are just on a diet to lose weight and it annoys me to no end because it discredits the people with real gluten problems! it's just strange all of a sudden gluten has become such a "problem" for so many in the past couple of years, don't remember hearing about it in 2001, that's all i'm saying! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1094115 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 07:47:30 +0000 lawbee11 1094115@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HLK208: I couldn't watch that video last night but I just watched it--OMG hilarious! I think I am going to have it stuck in my head all day! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093850 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 00:22:21 +0000 shopaholic 1093850@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LMAO! "the broke hypochondriac" is so me. *hangs head, raises hand* I'd say 90% of my WF purchases are in the darn vitamins/supplements/beauty section. I was just there today in fact, buying Ecos detergent (which I actually found recommended here on HB!)</p> <p>It always shocks me to see people in line with the little shopping carts and $300 bill. And this always happens. </p> <p>@HLK208: o.m.g. I am dying! so hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093810 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 23:14:15 +0000 sunny 1093810@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093793 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 22:50:31 +0000 Running Elley 1093793@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hilarious!!! I loved the whole article- I'm pretty sure I snorted at the beauty aisle part :)</p> <p>@HLK208: Omg how have I not seen this????? LOVE. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093792 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 22:47:42 +0000 Baby Boy Mom 1093792@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>loved it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093766 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 22:13:36 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 1093766@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Such a good piece! I loved it. Especially about the kombucha. That stuff is so gross! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093763 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 22:10:30 +0000 skibobrown 1093763@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Love it! Dying of laughter over here! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093750 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:57:53 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 1093750@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha that's great. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093728 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:40:25 +0000 Boheme 1093728@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HLK208: I am crying laughing! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093721 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:39:15 +0000 deerylou 1093721@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I laughed so hard at this. @lawbee11: This was also my absolute favorite. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093719 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:38:33 +0000 lawbee11 1093719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is my favorite part:</p> <p>"Next I see the gluten-free section filled with crackers and bread made from various wheat-substitutes such as cardboard and sawdust. I skip this aisle because I'm not rich enough to have dietary restrictions. Ever notice that you don't meet poor people with special diet needs? A gluten intolerant house cleaner? A cab driver with Candida? Candida is what I call a rich, white person problem. You know you've really made it in this world when you get Candida." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093717 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:36:58 +0000 mrsjazz 1093717@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HLK208: HAHAHA! I forgot about this one. The Master Cleanse seems to be popular with Whole Foods customers. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093715 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:36:24 +0000 PEAPIE 1093715@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>It's funny because it's true! I love WF though. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093709 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:34:22 +0000 dolphin 1093709@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093706 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:32:12 +0000 HLK208 1093706@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha. This reminds me of:</p> <p><a href="http://youtu.be/2UFc1pr2yUU" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/2UFc1pr2yUU</a></p> <p>I don't go to Whole foods often (because its an hour away) but when I do...I sing to DH, "it's getting real in the whole foods parking lot" ...he hates the song lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093704 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:31:36 +0000 T-Mom 1093704@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha, love this. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093703 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:31:13 +0000 Boheme 1093703@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg. Dying! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/surviving-whole-foods#post-1093699 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 21:28:32 +0000 rachiecakes 1093699@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>tears streaming down my face laughing! @lawbee11: thank you. </p>