https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 19 May 2026 18:04:52 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250875 Sat, 30 Nov 2013 02:47:53 +0000 T-Mom 1250875@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I asked my DD if she remembers how old I am, and she said "um, 100?" Awesome. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250864 Sat, 30 Nov 2013 01:34:14 +0000 PointeShoesTutus 1250864@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh kids are just too funny.</p> <p>The best "insult" I ever got from a child (no kids of my eon yet, but I work with them and have been on the receiving end of some real doozies) was from a little 4 year old I nannied for in grad school.</p> <p>S: "K, why does your bottom jiggle when you walk?" (I was really sick and suuuuper skinny. Not sure what he was seeing)</p> <p>Me:*dumbfounded* "I don't know S. Maybe because I'm older &amp; bigger than you."</p> <p>S: "It's ok. My mommy's bottom jiggles too. But her arms also jiggle when she waves."</p> <p>I couldn't figure out why in the world he would know about jiggling butts and underarms until a few weeks later, his mom mentioned off hand how he'd overheard her talking on the phone about her new diet/exercise plan to tone up the aforementioned jiggly bits and became obsessed. This little guy was solid muscle even at 4 and you could have bounced a quarter off his little tiny behind. :happy: He was such a fun kid...just way too smart for everyone else's self-esteem. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250859 Sat, 30 Nov 2013 01:09:20 +0000 lemondrop 1250859@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are hilarious! Definitely looking forward to this...</p> <p>When I got home from work Wednesday night, C gave me a very long list of indecipherable items that he was obviously tattling on Daddy. I kept asking what else Daddy did, he responded with "Oh no!" and more gibberish and after a few more what else's, he said "All done" and ran off giggling. Gotta put that video up on IG, he was killing me! </p> <p>He also reached down the back of my pants after Thanksgiving lunch in front of everyone, took me a while to realize he was checking my diaper :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250791 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 23:03:32 +0000 HLK208 1250791@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ahhh I laughed out loud! Haha!</p> <p>B has been saying the most honest, awful things to DH lately. DH shaved last week for the first time in awhile and his face is kind of round (not chubby just not chiseled) and B has been telling him that he doesn't have a chin. :(</p> <p>Oh and another time, DH interrupted me and B said, "your parents must have not taught you that interrupting is rude" we're trying to teach him to hold back and not cut so deep!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250776 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 22:43:11 +0000 autumnlove 1250776@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: Awwww! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250753 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 22:12:04 +0000 MamaBehr 1250753@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My daughter loves to tell me how big my belly is (I'm 35 weeks pregnant, but measuring 2-3 weeks ahead). She'll tell me I can't do something because it is so big, or randomly stop in her tracks and say "Mommy, you have a BIG belly." and keeps going. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250682 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 21:06:15 +0000 BSB 1250682@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG!!!!!! So funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250681 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 21:04:39 +0000 betsyboop 1250681@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So funny! LO doesn't really talk yet so I don't have stories of my own but my friend has a 3 year old who was stroking her face, saying "Olddddd". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250658 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:46:09 +0000 Pepper 1250658@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha! I love this thread. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250647 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:42:17 +0000 cmomma17 1250647@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all so funny :) kids are brutal! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250642 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:40:58 +0000 Andrea 1250642@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha!! He cracks me up!!</p> <p>This was today:<br /> Me: Do you love chocolate or mommy more?<br /> DD: Chocolate<br /> Me: That is so mean!<br /> DD: (Thinks for a second) Well, if there wasn't any chocolate around, then I would love you more.</p> <p>Sweet. Super. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250639 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:40:38 +0000 pl0508 1250639@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HILARIOUS ! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250638 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:40:31 +0000 CupQuakeWalk 1250638@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Poor @mrbee: :( what do you say to that? "Gee thanks"?<br /> I still remember in the 2nd grade, when I asked my teacher why his face was so blown up in the photo of him and his wife on their wedding day. He replied with "I was fat" but I insisted no ones face could look like that and the photo must have been messed with :/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250630 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:37:44 +0000 Mrs. Twine 1250630@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Aw. That's okay. Ellie has asked me if I'm old enough to die of old age. </p> <p>Aren't kids just so sweet sometimes? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/sweet-nothings-my-son-has-whispered-in-my-ear#post-1250626 Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:35:12 +0000 mrbee 1250626@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This one was from last week: </p> <p>Charlie: Daddy, why are your teeth so yellow?<br /> Me: *speechless*</p> <p>I think I spent the next two days with my mouth closed... and I swear, my teeth aren't yellow! Dunno where he got that one...</p> <p>Then tonight, about 5 minutes ago when I was putting him to bed:</p> <p>Charlie: I love you daddy. (He kissed my cheek, then paused to take a deep sniff of my skin.) Daddy you smell old.<br /> Me: *facepalm*</p> <p>Share your sweet nothings below!! </p>