https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 03 May 2026 13:58:08 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318754 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 07:03:46 +0000 littlebug 2318754@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hubs introduced D to He-Man last year, and he has a big collection of Hubs' He-Man toys and watches the cartoons on the Prime stick. He has one of our cat's old toys that he uses as his "power of Greyskull sword." One day he was downstairs with the sword, and our cat (Padfoot) was up on the steps. He was trying to get the cat to come downstairs, and he says, "Get down here, Padfoot, and turn into Battlecat!" I almost fell over. </p> <p>Then a few nights ago, he was sitting on the potty before bathtime, and the cat was sitting on the stairs, just watching him, like the creep she is. Hubs said to D, "Look at Padfoot. She's sitting there saying, 'What are you doing?'" D says, "Padfoot, I trying to peepee on the potty! Stop looking!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318740 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 06:38:32 +0000 Cherrybee 2318740@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning, we were at the park and she saw some squirrels picking up acorns and nibbling them - and she shouted "No, squirrels! Don't eat off floor! It's dirty!". :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318715 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 06:01:06 +0000 travelgirl1 2318715@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH: "I'm just going to pick up the hire car"<br /> DD: "is it heavy? Do you need help?" 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318711 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 05:46:30 +0000 MamaChin 2318711@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: your daddy is such a good guy, you should grow up to be just like him. </p> <p>Him: so I'm gonna be tall and drink soda? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318694 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 02:33:38 +0000 Charm54 2318694@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bahahahaha! This was a great thread to<br /> Open during a MOTN feeding :)</p> <p>We spent this past weekend at my aunt's camp in the woods for Thanksgiving. When dd saw her deerskin rug, she ran over to me very serious and said "Shhhhhh! The doggy sleepin'" (and was then obsessed with said "doggy" all day) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318689 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 00:29:30 +0000 808love 2318689@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: already!! Lol!<br /> These are all so funny. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318642 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:48:36 +0000 Mrs Green Grass 2318642@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: mine says "no, I'm fine!" Cute, but not helpful!</p> <p>Apparently he was pretending to pour with a pitcher at school and told the teachers "this is beer. My mommy looooves beer!" Omg! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318633 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:46:04 +0000 Chuckles 2318633@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2 year old likes to have us pretend that his toys are brushing his teeth. Like, we have to hold both a little person toy and the toothbrush in the same hand so that it looks like the toy is holding it. Anyways, so the other night, I asked him if he wanted his green car to brush his teeth. And he looked at me like I was crazy and said, "green car has no arms." Oh, of course, my mistake. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318626 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:35:24 +0000 littleblessings 2318626@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was baby sitting some kids and had a total of 6 toddlers at my house. We were all playing outside when I smelled something funky. I asked DD if she pooped.<br /> She promptly turned around, pulled down her pants, and exclaimed "See Mama, there's no poopoo on my butt"<br /> There were other people around so she essentially mooned the neighborhood. </p> <p>She got off the bus and shouted, "I S*** MY PANTS!" (Daddy's favorite bad word) I was so embarrassed. </p> <p>Most recently she saw me make peanut butter fudge. She went up to my neighbor and asked, "Dawn, you want some penis-butter fudge" we gotta work on the pronounciation of that one. Lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318607 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:20:30 +0000 Truth Bombs 2318607@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: at least she didn't want you to text daddy and ask for a baby!! In our friend group most already have a second kid, and I'm pregnant with my 2nd. There is one couple that is one and done and their LO is CONSTANTLY asking them when she is going to get a baby! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318593 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:07:33 +0000 PurplePeony 2318593@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were at a party recently where we toasted to something. The other night, DH and I had a little wine with dinner (it was our anniversary) and DD insisted on having her own "real" glass -- thank goodness we had some pomegranite juice in the fridge because I first tried water and she freaked out -- so we could all toast and clink glasses. She even remembered how to say "cheers" in DH's native language. It was funny and kind of sweet to have her toasting us, but I fear we're never going to be able to drink wine in her presence again (not that we do it often, but still...)! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318591 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:05:12 +0000 Mrs Panda 2318591@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This isn't as, um, sweet as some of the other ones, but...</p> <p>Kid: mommy, why do you drink tea if it makes you short? (Something DH told her to make her less interested in our tea and coffee....)<br /> Me: uh...I'm done growing so it's ok.<br /> Kid: you're not growing taller anymore?<br /> Me: nope.<br /> Kid: but you're still getting fatter. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318589 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:00:30 +0000 Chuckles 2318589@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrBee: so sweet! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318588 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 21:58:56 +0000 Jess1483 2318588@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: "We need to clean this whole place up."<br /> LO: "Maybe this dump truck can help!"<br /> DH: "And Daddy!"<br /> LO: "And Jesus!"</p> <p>Me: What kind of birthday party do you want?<br /> LO: A cake party </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318579 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 21:42:59 +0000 Mrs. Pen 2318579@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: hahaha I love that! My son says that too. He was walking into his room to go play and said, "mama, if you need me I'll be in here. Just call me okay?" Hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318528 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:56:22 +0000 MrsRoo 2318528@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I call DH Boo, and the other night DD got out of bed just as we were getting ready to go to sleep, she just walked into our room, saw DH and said, "Hey, Boo! I have water please?" After we stopped laughing I told her that he's her Daddy and he's my boo. She said "no Mommy, daddy's MY boo." So now he's my 2 year olds boo. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318518 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:50:48 +0000 mrbee 2318518@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was walking my son to school and said, "I want to talk about something important."</p> <p>I had a topic in mind but while I paused, he said, "How about love?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318515 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:49:17 +0000 mediagirl 2318515@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Smurfette: hahahahaha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318514 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:48:53 +0000 Mrs. Lion 2318514@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <br /><p><i>This comment has been deleted by the original poster.</i></p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318511 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:47:21 +0000 yoursilverlining 2318511@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, almost every day. This kid cracks me up. This morning when we woke up she took my arms and looked at me very seriously and said "mama, we need to have a talk". I was like "wuttttttttttt????" then she says "hmmmm.....about princesses???!! A talk about princesses?!"</p> <p>Tonight she was mad when we left school (that there were no babies in the infant room to see before we left) and she asked me if I would text dada and tell him she was mad. :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318509 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:46:47 +0000 jmarionsmith 2318509@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: Night night, I love you boo.</p> <p>LO: I'm not a boot, Mommy. I'm just Rowan.</p> <p> :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318500 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:41:30 +0000 lovehoneybee 2318500@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Evan insists on coming into the bathroom with me, sitting on his stool, looking at me with wide eyes, and saying "Mommy. Mommy. I have a penis." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318495 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:39:06 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 2318495@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night she woke up at 2am and wanted a story. I made up some little story about going to the library, and when I finished, she sleepily says "Mama, you missed a page." My story wasn't long enough. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318488 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:35:21 +0000 blackbird 2318488@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She says "oh boy" like Flava Flav. Cracks me up </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318484 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:33:29 +0000 jh524 2318484@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2.5 yr old came up to us scratching at his bottom and said "itchy poopoo" Lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318480 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:32:04 +0000 Foodnerd81 2318480@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She has started responding to requests with "not right now". As in, ok let's go change your diaper! Not right now mommy. It's funny... At first. :silly: </p> <p>And sometimes I'll be laying in her bed trying to get her back to sleep, and she gets up, goes to the door, and says, "ok bye mommy. I'll be out here." Thanks, kid. </p> <p>And if I tell her we don't have any more of something she wants more of, like blueberries, she cocks her head and says, "maybe we should go to the store to get more!" She's 2. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318465 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:21:56 +0000 Smurfette 2318465@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was laying in bed with her last night, just finished stories. She said "Mommy, you go do Daddy." I died laughing.</p> <p>When we get home from picking her up. I go to change and she always say "No Mommy, I go pee pee first." Even if she doesn't have to go, she has to sit first. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318455 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:15:40 +0000 Mrs. Pen 2318455@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Cobi says this all the time- quoting curious George, "daddy, what have I told you about buttering your corn with your feet?" Haha he's so funny.</p> <p>He also drew a picture for his grandpa and when my dad asked him what it was he said it's a "chipchunk" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/tell-us-something-funny-your-kid-said-recently#post-2318451 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:13:35 +0000 mediagirl 2318451@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning we were watching a news story about a drunk driver. I told my lo to please never disappoint us. She responded with, "I'll make you proud, mommy daddy." She was quoting a line from a Poky Little Puppy book. 😉 She's 3. </p>