https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 25 Apr 2026 06:48:28 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-joys-of-boys-first-hose-off#post-671117 Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:29:26 +0000 Alivoo01 671117@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL!! Oh no!! I'm not looking forward to all these messes with having a boy. haha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-joys-of-boys-first-hose-off#post-670922 Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:40:35 +0000 lovehoneybee 670922@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG okay this literally made me LOL!</p> <p>We've been really lucky (+ cloth diapers) to not have any major accidents. We've only had 2 blowouts. The first was when he was 3 weeks old. I was with my BIL picking up SIL from the airport. I changed him on the ground (on a mat, don't judge) before we went in. Silly me, being a FTM, figured that because I had JUST changed him I'd be okay to leave the diaper bag in the car for the 15 minutes we'd be in the airport. </p> <p>Cue first blowout. I was carrying him in the carseat and didn't realize until I had sat down and started to nurse him. By the time I realized what I was smelling it was all over him, the carseat, and me. Luckily he had spare clothes in the diaper bag, but I smelled like baby poop the rest of the night. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-joys-of-boys-first-hose-off#post-670875 Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:29:18 +0000 wheres_c 670875@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>(Warning -poop talk)</p> <p>So as some of you may know, LO pooped on our fancy comforter while I was out over the weekend. Daddy put it in the washing machine and it shredded it to pieces.</p> <p>Today I had 4 mo DS on the bed, on the new comforter but he was on an a&amp;a blanket.<br /> I saw the poop face come on and saw the poop about to come out the side of the diaper. To stop him from pooping on the bed (again) I grabbed him and took him to the changing table.</p> <p>I waited till I thought he was done......wrong.....poop shot out at the speed of light. I tried to catch it with the diaper, but then he started peeing and got himself in the face....mouth, eyes, nose.<br /> He started choking on his own pee, so I grabbed a paper towel to try to soak it up.</p> <p>In doing so, I neglected his bottom half. Poop went everywhere, then he stuck his arms and legs in it. He was pretty much covered in it.</p> <p>So yeah. I took him to the bathtub and put him in it, then got a jug and rinsed it all off. Then I put him on a towel while I actually filled the bath. We just got finished with our much needed bath.</p> <p>I'm sure I will have plenty more of these experiences to come.</p> <p>What is your grossest poop story, or dirty boy story? </p>