https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:18:17 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2722022 Sun, 09 Apr 2017 16:24:14 +0000 nana87 2722022@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today lo1 (3yo) smushed banana on her cheek. And rubbed her open faced pbj all over her chin. And thought it was hilarious. Wtf?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2722009 Sun, 09 Apr 2017 13:50:32 +0000 Alba4 2722009@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3.5 year old dragged his fingers on the dirty supermarket floor... down the entire aisle He was sitting in the car cart. I hate those stupid carts... He's so gross. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2721952 Sun, 09 Apr 2017 07:28:51 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 2721952@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO climbed two steps Saturday morning and then by Saturday afternoon he climbed all 17! He only paused to take a breather on stair 14. We HAVE to get a move on purchasing all the safety stuff the baby proofer recommended. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2721831 Sat, 08 Apr 2017 12:53:30 +0000 Astro Bee 2721831@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So many of these are hilarious. </p> <p>We started potty training DS a few weeks ago, so all things pee and poop are fascinating. For the last several days he's been leaning really far forward on his potty to watch the poop come out and says, woooah, BIIIIIIIG poop!!!" And then jumps around clapping his hands shouting how big it is. This is even when it is a micro poop. Thursday evening he had 4 small poops in 30 mins, but that were all BIIIIIIIIG! Kid is a bit of an exaggerator. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2721825 Sat, 08 Apr 2017 10:11:23 +0000 youboots 2721825@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night T ate the glob of hand sanitizer instead of its intended use. She's been using it for months. Extra points that DH and I in unison yelled don't eat that in a restaurant and another parent looked over and commented how she does not miss those days. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2721809 Sat, 08 Apr 2017 07:48:23 +0000 wrkbrk 2721809@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: Bahaha I didn't know this was a thing! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf/page/2#post-2721792 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:28:06 +0000 JCCovi 2721792@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today my daughter (3.5 fully potty trained) was sitting on the potty and climbed off and peed on the floor as a joke. She was very proud of herself and I totally lost it. Not my best parenting moment, but really?!? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721791 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:05:48 +0000 Foodnerd81 2721791@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are too good. </p> <p>Tonight DH asked my 3.5 year old to blow me a kiss, but she said she only wanted to blow a finger kiss. Proceeded to stick her middle finger way up and blow me a kiss with it </p> <p>@JennyPenny: c has been potty trained for a year and still tells me what her poop looks like- look mommy, it's a Christmas tree poop! Today she made me turn on the bathroom light so she could see her poop better before I flushed. </p> <p>@wrkbrk: floor food is like second lunch... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721776 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 20:23:17 +0000 JennyD 2721776@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 5 year old used her electric toothbrush with toothpaste and brushed the cabinets in the bathroom. </p> <p>Also recently in the bathroom she was making hilarious constipated old man noises and when she heard us laugh She just did it more and louder and more ridiculously. It was so funny. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721748 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 18:26:54 +0000 Corduroy 2721748@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I worked from home to today with sick DD. She just came over to me and rubbed her hands all over my laptop monitor. As I sat there wondering WTF she said "sorry Mom, I thought it was my iPad." Girl does not have an iPad. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721745 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 18:04:38 +0000 MommySLP 2721745@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS (3) was getting ready for a bath last night and very matter of factly said "wow! My penis is getting long!" I had to turn away because I was laughing so hard. But what!!!! Where in the world did that come from! Boys and their parts!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721699 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:37:23 +0000 gingerbebe 2721699@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS1 is 2.5. We always say "no mess" when he's being careless or distracted when he's eating. </p> <p>The other day DS2 dropped/threw food off his highchair and DS1 jumped off his chair, gasped "Baby! No mess!" Which makes sense since we say it to him all the time. But then he made an exaggerated hard sigh, got down on his hands and knees and began to clean/smear the food into the floor with a tissue and lamented "oh my goodness" under his breath. I was cracking up because I was like where did you learn that??</p> <p>The next day I was telling his teacher about it and she laughed and said "that sounds just like Ms. J!" (who is the dropoff/breakfast room teacher in the AM). She happened to be walking by so I retell the story and she turns bright red and goes "oh noooo, that IS me, how embarrassing!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721654 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:11:33 +0000 JennyPenny 2721654@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsLonghorn: haha! same! How did that big of a poop come from such a tiny boy! I guess we all have a little bit of poop fascination ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721650 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:09:43 +0000 MrsLonghorn 2721650@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@erinbaderin: we just potty trained a few weeks ago, so poop fascination is BIG in our house. But I have to admit, I often think (quietly, to myself!) the same thing your son yelled. After 2.5 years of mushed up diaper poop, I'm not used to seeing "adult-looking poop" from DS, and it almost always surprises me. :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721646 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:58:15 +0000 erinbaderin 2721646@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsLonghorn: @JennyPenny: B (3) went through a phase where he insisted on seeing his brother's poopy diapers before we threw them out. And he definitely likes to talk about the size of his poops - my husband once carried him through a restaurant as he yelled across the room to me "Mommy, I pooped in the potty and it was SO BIG! As big as Daddy's! It was like a big snake!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721644 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:56:24 +0000 JennyPenny 2721644@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsLonghorn: haha, could be! DS has one of those little individual potties so without all the water his poops definitely maintain shapes... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721641 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:50:11 +0000 MrsLonghorn 2721641@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JennyPenny: this might be my future. :silly: DS (2.5) likes to walk in while I'm using the bathroom and tries to peek between my legs yelling "momma, I see your poopy! no flush, I see it first!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721638 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:42:21 +0000 JennyPenny 2721638@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS (2.5) has taken to searching for shapes in his poops like others do with clouds. "Look mama, my poop is an elephant!" "Look mama my poop is a screw driver!"... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721637 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:38:27 +0000 Mrs. Cereal 2721637@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She mooned me and then giggled. I have no idea where she learned this. I have to admit though, I laughed pretty hard because I am actually a child... :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721607 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:09:02 +0000 wrkbrk 2721607@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsADS: LOL at least he's not the only one :P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721513 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 11:01:43 +0000 MrsADS 2721513@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@wrkbrk we call that floor food at our house. It is apparently the most desired of toddler cuisine. :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721508 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:54:33 +0000 josina 2721508@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other night I left DS (2) in his room to check on dinner, when I came back he had gotten the baby powder, dumped out most of the bottle on himself, and was LICKING it, like WTF kid? Does it taste good?<br /> (...and then I just googled eating baby powder and this is apparently a legit craving, esp. for pregnant moms, interesting!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721503 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:48:46 +0000 avivoca 2721503@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She'll pull down her pants and undies and shout "NAKEY BUTT!" and then run around asking us to pat it.</p> <p>Hilarious. But one day she's going to do it in Target or at church and I'm going to be mortified. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721497 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:37:12 +0000 wrkbrk 2721497@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are hilarious. I am cracking up at work. </p> <p>DS (16 months) has started throwing all of his food off his highchair tray and then when I declare the meal over, he gets down on the floor and eats it all. ??????? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721412 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 09:17:35 +0000 tinyperson 2721412@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@erinbaderin: oh so it's your fault 😁 Supposed to be 20 on Monday, so things are looking up! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721338 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 07:43:03 +0000 littlebug 2721338@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Apparently at school the other day he completely hulked out and grabbed a truck off the shelf, threw it on the floor, and stomped all over it. That is completely out of character for him, so it really made me (and his poor teacher) do a huge WTF. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721331 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 07:35:28 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2721331@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SweetiePie: LOL at squeaker! That is hilarious </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721327 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 07:34:20 +0000 erinbaderin 2721327@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@tinyperson: Yeah, WTF with the weather today! (also in Toronto) On Tuesday I packed away all the winter stuff, put my snow brush in the garage, and got my winter tires taken off. This morning found me in the basement digging the hats and mittens back out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721308 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 06:50:48 +0000 tinyperson 2721308@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@gotkimchi: Just be glad she doesn't have to wear them today - I had to outfit LO in her full snow gear for cold weather and flurries today!! (We're in Toronto) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/the-most-recent-thing-your-lo-did-that-made-you-go-wtf#post-2721299 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 06:11:12 +0000 SweetiePie 2721299@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2.5yo has suddenly started walking over to me at random and licking my face.<br /> That and he called his penis his squeaker the other day (as he was squeezing it which made it even funnier) and I had no idea where he got it from. Then we were watching doc mcstuffins and heard a character named squeakers. But still...the squeakers on doc mcstufins isn't a penis!</p> <p>ETA: haha just went back and read others. Glad I don't have the only face-licker! </p>