https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 08 May 2026 03:09:32 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620313 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 18:02:28 +0000 JennyD 2620313@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@avivoca: omg! This has also happened to us! "Daddy, are you pooping you pants?" 😂😂😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620312 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 18:00:11 +0000 JennyD 2620312@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Cherrybee: omg. A few months ago we passed a (Muslim?) man in the grocery store wearing a robe, clearly from religious activities and my LO says "mama look, why is that daddy wearing a dress." 😳 Mortifying. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620189 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 14:52:19 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2620189@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD just yelled "I farted!" Really loudly in the doctors office waiting room.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620085 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 12:33:42 +0000 Mama Bird 2620085@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@gingerbebe: haha, my youngest went through that phase! She would call poop akaka, but also anything she really liked. Like, if I put on a new blouse, she'd pat it, smile and start cooing "akaka, akaka!" Whyyyy? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620048 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 12:01:08 +0000 Smurfette 2620048@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She was in the room when I was changing and said Wow! Mommy your boobies are getting as big as your belly. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620043 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 11:54:39 +0000 mfa_lady 2620043@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@snowjewelz: Frog and fork both sound remarkably like the F-word over here. :P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2620021 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 11:35:08 +0000 gingerbebe 2620021@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2 year old is slightly speech delayed and he's in that phase where he points to things and wants me to tell him the word for whatever it is that he's pointing to. Yesterday he was eating a popsicle and points at it so I said "POP-SI-CLE. POPSICLE!"</p> <p>He looks at it for a minute and then goes "POOPSICLE!!"</p> <p>He also recently pointed to a box of Cheerios and I said "CE-RE-AL. CEREAL."</p> <p>He replied: "Ce-dee-dee-de-ul."</p> <p>Puzzle is "pubble." Not to be confused with "pah-pool" (purple) or "bah-bool" (bubble) or "ah-pool" (apple). </p> <p>Also, I have no idea where he got this from, but his gibberish generic word for an object is "caca." So he'll yank a toy away from his brother and mutter to himself "MY caca" or he'll leave a room we're in and say "byyyye caca" as he's shutting the door. But he also uses the word "caca" for poop, so I don't know what the logic is there. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619981 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 10:34:48 +0000 LuLu Mom 2619981@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We've had 2 gems lately:<br /> we were at her BFF's birthday party on Saturday and her BFFs mom said "You two have been playing very well together today" and my daughter responds "Obviously Rebecca, we are best friends. don't you know that?" :shocked: </p> <p>Her second one was at the same party and I was trying to take her long sleeve shirt off without removing her cheerleading dress and she goes "this is way too sophisticated for you to do without me getting naked" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619963 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 09:59:38 +0000 Mrs. Pickles 2619963@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>these all made my day</p> <p>DS 1 likes to cook for us in his kitchen, so he goes "and now I have another course for your menu" in a snooty waiter voice... we watch too much Food network </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619938 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 09:36:48 +0000 snowjewelz 2619938@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD started recently saying something that's pretty much the F word, but no one around her curses, ever. I vetted "fork", and recently I feel like she decided to call "clock" the f word?! But she had been saying clock for a long time... Then I thought she decided to morph quack into the f word... I'm still trying to get to the bottom of this! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619910 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 08:46:55 +0000 catlady 2619910@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I am pregnant and really feeling it these days. Yesterday while walking, LO and DH got ahead of me and then had to wait a bit for me to catch up and LO says, "Mommy, you are so slow sometimes." Ouch. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619897 Mon, 12 Sep 2016 08:13:43 +0000 Mama Bird 2619897@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E is crawling up to me, and B gets in front of her and goes "Stop! mommy is mine!" then, after a pause "daddy's yours!" I guess it's nice he's good at sharing? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619770 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 20:25:07 +0000 ScarletBegonia 2619770@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@avivoca: OMG, that just reminded me...yesterday when my husband and son were about to get in the shower "Daddy has a BIG PENIS - Mommy and Aaron have little penis" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619754 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 20:00:59 +0000 yerpie110 2619754@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were coming home from school and saw our postman, it was someone new. He appeared in his mid-30s and was Caucasian. Dd1 said, "hi! Are you my grandpa?" We're Asian. The new postman did not appear too impressed with that question :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619748 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 19:54:32 +0000 avivoca 2619748@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>H has started to notice her body and her lady parts. She asked her dad what it was, and he told her it was a vagina. She said, "I like vagima!" and he said, "Daddy likes vagina too" without thinking. So the next time we call his parents, she gets on the phone and screams "DADDY LIKES VAGIMA!!!" and I thought we were all going to die laughing. </p> <p>She also grabbed his penis (he was wearing ball shorts) and very seriously asked him why he pooped in his pants and told him he better clean it up. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619733 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 19:35:13 +0000 ScarletBegonia 2619733@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Agh so many lately! In the back of the car and a ray of sun was in and out of his eyes and he said "No mommy - stop being sunny!"<br /> He calls hippopotamus hippotomotamus - such a small difference but so hilarious when he says it.<br /> He calls computers cucumbers - "want to watch peppa on mommys cucumber?"<br /> When we ask him if he wants a little brother or sister "hmmmm...maybe........but maybe not.....but maybe" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619640 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 15:29:09 +0000 Beth24 2619640@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning DD patted my butt a few times and said "nice buns". I had her repeat it because I thought I heard her wrong and she confirmed that's what she said. No idea where she got that from! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619593 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 12:03:57 +0000 FaithFertility 2619593@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were in a restarunt and my DD told my husband "Look Dada Walrus!" well there was a giant man with a huge white mustache....lol<br /> Definitely looked like a walrus :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619592 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 12:02:48 +0000 FaithFertility 2619592@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@PixieStix: hahahaaha my DD is 20 months and DH was singing to her in the tub and she said "No Dada stop it" lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619533 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 08:15:43 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2619533@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: haha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619493 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 03:28:52 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2619493@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today at Walmart there was a middle aged man walking in front of us "dat an old lady there, mom?" 😁</p> <p>All week we were getting our house painted. He loudly referred to the painter as "painting guy" and asked questions about him all week. "What's painting guy doing, mom?" "Painting guy come to the park?" Etc etc. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619487 Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:25:10 +0000 808love 2619487@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: Ahahah! Nothing like a back seat runner to get u moving.</p> <p>LO just started kindergarten a few weeks ago and bragged, "I have a zillion friends." Then immediately admitted, "I didn't really count them." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619472 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 22:00:26 +0000 mrbee 2619472@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: Haha! My daughter is always asking me to pick her up so we can "run together." Then she berates me for not running fast enough! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619466 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 21:50:20 +0000 lovehoneybee 2619466@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Mommy when the goldfish fell into my tummy and then it's going to fall out of my butt!" </p> <p>"Mommy when Gracie is as big as me there won't be any more babies in the house"<br /> "Yes, that's right"<br /> "Then mommy you need to put another baby in your tummy!" :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619465 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 21:41:36 +0000 lawbee11 2619465@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She currently has a bit of a cold and yesterday her voice got raspy/phlegmy (like she needed to cough and clear everything out) and she kept saying "mama help me turn that off. make it stop!" DH and I were laughing so hard. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619462 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 21:27:03 +0000 Cherrybee 2619462@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were getting out of the car the other day and our neighbour from a few doors down walked past wearing a burka. E pipes up "mummy, that lady is a bad, bad fairy". I've never been so embarrassed in all my life! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619453 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 21:06:59 +0000 yoursilverlining 2619453@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Truth Bombs: my LO always calls TJ Maxx pj masks too! </p> <p>Today we (LO in the stroller) ran a 5k. LO had her trash-talking A game on, as she told me:<br /> "Why is my stroller going so slow?"<br /> "Mama, is this your first time running?"<br /> "Mama, do you know what a race even is?"<br /> :silly: :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619442 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 20:22:00 +0000 Foodnerd81 2619442@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I locked my 3 year old out of the bathroom this morning so I could go in peace (mean mommy). After realizing the door was locked, she sat outside the door and started singing "Do you wanna build a snowman?" She can be awesome. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619436 Sat, 10 Sep 2016 19:58:50 +0000 erinbaderin 2619436@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning, 6am, my son shouted from his bedroom "MommyDaddy! I have poop in me!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-kids-say#post-2619112 Fri, 09 Sep 2016 20:33:11 +0000 twodoghouse 2619112@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Oatmeal: Haha! Those made me laugh out loud! </p> <p>Today I told A that it was time for her diaper change and she said "no way lady!"</p> <p>At naptime B was asking about daddy and A told him that daddy was at work. Blake said "daddy not working. He just watching machine shows on the 'puter." He works at Caterpillar, so B thinks he just gets to watch machines all day! </p>