https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 29 May 2026 20:52:22 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1017055 Wed, 14 Aug 2013 17:31:06 +0000 deactivated_account 1017055@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LindsayInNY: Thank you so much for sharing this article! Its hilarious and oh so true. #14 is my feeling all. the. time. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1017012 Wed, 14 Aug 2013 17:06:40 +0000 buttermilk 1017012@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha love number three "it's gross in a way that you get totally used to ." Thanks for sharing! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1015769 Wed, 14 Aug 2013 11:19:35 +0000 LindsayInNY 1015769@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH's favorite was #2:</p> <p>2- That calendar that you now live by? It changes all the time. It can be off by a day or a week. You won't get warning that things are changing. They just will. Can you imagine if the regular calendar changed like that? One week has 10 days and another had 4 and another has 14 and just, f*ck. You don't know how many days you work or how long the weekend is and does this change the day that Iron Man comes out because now I'm just confused? That's your life. You THINK your most fertile day is Tuesday but it actually turns out to be Friday. Why? 'Cause the universe said so and SCIENCE. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1015399 Wed, 14 Aug 2013 09:27:02 +0000 Sprite 1015399@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Love this so much!!</p> <p>Also the line, "You will be disappointed because your boobs hurt but they don't hurt because you're incubating a human. They hurt because your body is being a mother fucker"</p> <p>+1 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1015320 Wed, 14 Aug 2013 09:07:51 +0000 TheSwissWifeStyle 1015320@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>For sure! This part is totally me lately: </p> <p>"If you got pregnant on your honeymoon or totally by accident, this post is not for you.</p> <p>Also, I hate you.</p> <p>Okay. Not really.</p> <p>But kind of."</p> <p>....yeah... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014821 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 23:48:48 +0000 PEAPIE 1014821@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LindsayInNY: Ooo! Good find! So funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014607 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 20:32:58 +0000 doxielove 1014607@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>#10 and 13, all the way!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014431 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 19:14:13 +0000 cavalierkcs 1014431@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Love this! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014413 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 19:03:30 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1014413@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha. I miss condoms. Hate the goo! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014358 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 18:40:24 +0000 NorCalWayfarer 1014358@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahah true! Thanks for sharing :-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014338 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 18:30:23 +0000 pui 1014338@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Wow so true!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014335 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 18:27:03 +0000 Grace 1014335@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Agreed! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-they-dont-tell-you-about-baby-making#post-1014294 Tue, 13 Aug 2013 18:06:39 +0000 LindsayInNY 1014294@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I got a newsletter from BlogHer.com featuring an article titled "14 Things They Don't Tell You About Baby Making" which was nice to read because it was SO TRUE!</p> <p><a href="http://www.blogher.com/things-no-one-tells-you-about-baby-making?page=full" rel="nofollow">http://www.blogher.com/things-no-one-tells-you-about-baby-making?page=full</a></p> <p>Amusing quotes:<br /> "If you want your sex life to seem at all unplanned, you're going to have to plan ahead to know what the best days to not plan your sex life are."<br /> "Can you imagine if the regular calendar changed like that? One week has 10 days and another had 4 and another has 14 and just, f*ck. ... You THINK your most fertile day is Tuesday but it actually turns out to be Friday. Why? 'Cause the universe said so and SCIENCE."<br /> "You have to deal with gooey substances even before you have a booger eater creating them. "<br /> "You will be disappointed. A ton. It blows." </p>