https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 15 May 2026 16:33:07 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1368208 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 18:23:52 +0000 Lindsay05 1368208@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Stop riding the dog. </p> <p>My hubby once told someone 'its not moisturizer, its butt lotion'. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1368124 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 17:50:35 +0000 Arden 1368124@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>New one: "Stop poking my nipple with the coat hanger." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360964 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 09:52:22 +0000 sorrycharlie 1360964@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ha!! This is awesome. </p> <p>I can't think of any at the moment! I'll have to pay attention today. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360904 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 09:27:33 +0000 heffalump 1360904@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night was good,we only had to wake up every two hours. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360866 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 09:06:50 +0000 allison 1360866@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"The kitty doesn't like it when you bite her ear." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360745 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 08:02:41 +0000 SugarplumsMom 1360745@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Stop pinching your pappa's nipples!"<br /> "Please don't drop kick our faces!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360731 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 07:35:32 +0000 Mrs. Tiger 1360731@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol at all the poop. </p> <p>@cmomma17: this is my favorite! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360666 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 03:12:27 +0000 Cherrybee 1360666@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Hey, come and look at this poop, it's huge!" (to DH. Not about my own poop....!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360660 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 02:54:58 +0000 sunny 1360660@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh yay, I'm so glad she pooped! It was a good one too! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360543 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 23:52:40 +0000 Kimberlybee 1360543@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh her poop looked really good today, nice consistency. (Describing LO's poop to my DH) hahahs </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360535 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 23:49:29 +0000 JennyD 1360535@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Why have the cucumbers in my salad (at lunch, at work) been nibbled on? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360519 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 23:35:30 +0000 NurseMommy 1360519@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha LOVE these!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360515 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 23:34:01 +0000 mamimami 1360515@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@cyndistar3: oh yeah, never thought "no naked tushies on the furniture" would have to be a house rule! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360483 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 23:02:19 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 1360483@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@cmomma17: I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard!</p> <p>My LO is only 4 months so I don't have an answer...but seriously great thread!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360461 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:49:33 +0000 brownie 1360461@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Don't put your foot in the toilet<br /> Why did you pee on me?<br /> Don't stand on the dog<br /> Oh and to my husband "Did he drop his quarter in the toilet?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360448 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:41:18 +0000 hellocupcake 1360448@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mamimami: :) :) hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360441 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:37:01 +0000 cyndistar3 1360441@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Why is there lasagna in my hair brush?"<br /> "Get your naked little hiney off my table"<br /> "Stop licking the dog's piggies!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360434 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:32:55 +0000 mamimami 1360434@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Don't wave your penis at the dog." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360411 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:21:20 +0000 immabeetoo 1360411@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I'll trade you this turkey baster if you'll let me have the ladle!" (LO gets free access to kitchen utensils as toys) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360404 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:19:16 +0000 cmomma17 1360404@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"That's not a microphone" in reference to my own nipple. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360402 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:18:56 +0000 Arden 1360402@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lovehoneybee: Hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360400 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:18:02 +0000 lovehoneybee 1360400@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Don't put your hands in the poop! Come back! No, don't wipe poop on the cat!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-never-thought-youd-hear-yourself-say#post-1360396 Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:16:35 +0000 Arden 1360396@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today's gem:</p> <p>"Please don't lick the toilet."</p> <p>What have you said that you never imagined you'd ever say? </p>