https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 06 May 2026 11:53:44 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615837 Sat, 03 Sep 2016 23:16:53 +0000 ALV91711 2615837@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@littlebug: I've had to say this more than I'd like. DS likes to stick his face right in when he flushes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615828 Sat, 03 Sep 2016 21:41:00 +0000 caterw 2615828@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@littlebug: I have to tell my DD not to put her face on the toilet ALL. THE. TIME. We are potty training and she wants to kiss the potty to thank it ewwwwwwwww.</p> <p>Also, not to hide vegetables in her pullups. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615561 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 21:20:09 +0000 yerpie110 2615561@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Please do not look yerpie's paw!" Yerpie is our dog and she smelled his paws because I made the mistake of telling her dog's feet smell like Fritos (I forget why). She agreed and thought she should see if it tastes like Fritos as well 😵😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615558 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 21:00:48 +0000 Periwinkle 2615558@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@avivoca: Story of my life for a very long time! He used to completely undress to use the potty at all but he's gotten better about wearing his clothes now :). It used to make me laugh! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615498 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 18:09:04 +0000 avivoca 2615498@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"You do not have to get naked to poop!"</p> <p>Seriously, all her clothes come off when she poops. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615473 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 16:00:02 +0000 MrsBrewer 2615473@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@gingerbebe: we don't pants mommy. Pretty sure that's the best one! 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615472 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 15:59:19 +0000 MrsBrewer 2615472@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LindsayLou: lol yes! The amount of this in my DD mouth is disgusting. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615458 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 15:04:36 +0000 MrsLonghorn 2615458@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"it's not kind to pull Harry's eyebrows" (Harry is our dog) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615452 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 14:56:01 +0000 gingerbebe 2615452@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"We don't sit on the baby's head."<br /> "We don't put baby in a choke hold."<br /> "We don't try to suffocate the baby with a hat."<br /> "We don't shove our lovey into our crotch."<br /> "We don't pants Mommy." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615449 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 14:50:29 +0000 808love 2615449@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsLonghorn: LOL! What you said was more effective than accuracy....i.e. You're peeing somewhat near the potty! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615432 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 14:12:41 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 2615432@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Don't bite the cat." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615429 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 14:07:33 +0000 MrsLonghorn 2615429@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is amazing. :grin:<br /> Bracing myself for future penis comments ALL THE TIME - he is just turning 2, so diapers are still an effective "penis containment device" here.</p> <p>ETA: Last night he peed in the potty for the first time, so I did get to say "way to go - you're peeing in the potty! Yay!!" while his pee was actually going directly over the splash guard and all over me... :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615415 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 13:41:12 +0000 ShootingStar 2615415@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Stop licking your leg." He dropped strawberry shortcake on his leg and started licking it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615412 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 13:34:46 +0000 skipra 2615412@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@stargal: Yes I have said that several times! The latest is "Please don't rub your penis on the wall." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615408 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 13:27:12 +0000 LindsayLou 2615408@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My daughter is 12 months.</p> <p>"No, thank you, I do not want to eat your booger." Said as she tried to feed it to me.</p> <p>No, we do not eat rocks, stink bugs, cat hair, dirt clods, pine cones, books, game pieces, Legos, candy wrappers, cat food, etc.</p> <p>I knew babies like to try to put things in their mouths, but I didn't quite realize the lengths my kid would go to eat everything she could get her hands on. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615395 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 12:59:09 +0000 arosebyany 2615395@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@wrkbrk: lmao!!! Story of my life! It's like I have a whole new understanding of the male species(ha) since having a boy. I gave up he has to hold it the whole time he's taking a bath. :silly: 🙄 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615390 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 12:50:58 +0000 BSB 2615390@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>K don't step on your sister's head. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615387 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 12:47:11 +0000 wrkbrk 2615387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@stargal: Oh, so many times. "Dont grab your penis!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615346 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 11:37:01 +0000 littlebug 2615346@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Please get your face out of the toilet!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615329 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 11:06:01 +0000 Anagram 2615329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"peepee does not come out of your bum". Seriously. I had to say that this morning. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615327 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 11:03:26 +0000 808love 2615327@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are so good!!<br /> I didn't know I would have to say, "Put your pants on" so many times in a row. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615285 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 09:49:35 +0000 Revel 2615285@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Because I said so," as we are firmly in why land these days. Also, "stop licking me." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615261 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 09:20:07 +0000 stargal 2615261@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"We dont touch other people's pee-pee's. Leave your brother's alone."</p> <p>life with boys ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615201 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 06:16:46 +0000 Cherrybee 2615201@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I told E she couldn't have her apple until she had eaten some French fries. Whaaaat??! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615200 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 06:03:40 +0000 Adira 2615200@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Don't pee on your brother!" :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615175 Thu, 01 Sep 2016 23:34:39 +0000 Corduroy 2615175@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Tattoos aren't forever" when DD was screaming about her fading temporary tattoo. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/things-you-thought-you-would-never-say-to-your-kids#post-2615172 Thu, 01 Sep 2016 23:26:30 +0000 808love 2615172@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I just snapped at my daughter this morning, "Stop reading!!" She is suddenly reading like crazy. On the toilet, on the way out the door, when she is supposed to be buckling her booster seat! I thought I would never do a thing to hinder her learning...lol! Never say never. </p>