https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 16 May 2026 21:13:03 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524614 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 22:34:32 +0000 Mrs.Panda 1524614@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all great! I like this one </p> [attach=4435/14/n32slk.392x600.-Sauce-is-shitfestcomic.com-for-those-who-are_00a220_4925826.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524578 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 22:09:44 +0000 Mrs. Tiger 1524578@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>these are so funny!</p> <p>What do you call a fish with no eye?</p> <p>Fsshhhh! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524572 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 22:05:24 +0000 MoonMoon 1524572@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This Monty Python joke probably doesn't work as well in written form, but it's my favorite:</p> <p>A peanut was walking down the street. It was assaulted...peanut. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524568 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 22:03:47 +0000 wonderstruck 1524568@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: OMG! It's so mean but I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524567 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 22:03:14 +0000 HLK208 1524567@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@808love: that's actually pretty cute!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524558 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 21:54:38 +0000 808love 1524558@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs Green Grass: haha that makes me laugh!!<br /> @sunny: gotta repeat that one to DH<br /> @Dandelion: is it bad, i almost didn't get it?!<br /> @MaryM: eww!<br /> @mrs. bird: :D</p> <p>I know this joke is not appropriate for this thread bc it is way too childish. But I know we all accept diversity here. :wink:<br /> LO made up her own very first joke the other day.</p> <p>What does a snowman eat (for breakfast)? </p> <p>Snowflakes and milk </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524357 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:20:49 +0000 whenoceansrise 1524357@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@babyjmama: hahaha! I am definitely Sophia! She's my fave :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524347 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:16:56 +0000 doodlepoodle 1524347@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@redsmarties: HAHA omg DH just snorted. :silly: </p> <p>@Danizaur: I've seen that one and laugh like an asshole with no morals every time :wink: </p> <p>@whenoceansrise: best. Show. Ever. My girlfriends have decided I'm Blanche, I'm not even mad ;-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524331 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:10:58 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1524331@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: Only if its bad that I posted it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524329 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:10:41 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1524329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Or...</p> <p>What's green and has wheels?</p> <p>Grass. I lied about the wheels. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524328 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:10:39 +0000 artsyfartsy 1524328@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@redsmarties: OMG is it bad that I laughed? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524322 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:08:49 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1524322@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Okay, so this is awful...but I saw it the other day, and it made me snort.<br /> Please don't judge. Just laugh ;) </p> [attach=1612/14/n32lup.450x474.20110623070746415402baf95ebbdfc9d6a0d8f9c049fa.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524112 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:58:06 +0000 BabyMats 1524112@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Why did the cactus cross the road?<br /> Because it was stuck to the chicken</p> <p>Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?<br /> He wanted to get a long little doggy </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524105 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:56:47 +0000 lovehoneybee 1524105@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My favorite joke is really dirty, so if you're easily offended you might want to skip on by ;) </p> <p>Why did the walrus go to a tupperware party? </p> <p>He was looking for a tight seal! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1524096 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:54:16 +0000 BabyMats 1524096@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Dandelion: lmao </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523973 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:50:11 +0000 Dandelion 1523973@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A blonde policewoman pulled over a blonde speeder one day on the highway. Coming to the car she said, "Let me see your driver's license, please."<br /> The blonde in the car said, "Driver's license? What's that?"<br /> Sighing, the policewoman said, "It's that thing in your purse with your face on it."<br /> Rummaging through her purse, the blonde speeder pulled out her compact, opened it up and handed it to the blonde officer.<br /> Then the blonde policewoman said, "Oh, why didn't you say you were on the police force? You can go." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523945 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:38:01 +0000 Happygal 1523945@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@sunny: I can't believe you told the only joke I've ever been able to commit to memory! I love it. </p> <p>@BakerBee: love the tennis ball joke, only it's frisbees in this household. :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523865 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:01:29 +0000 MrsScallop 1523865@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha, love these!</p> <p>My favorite jokes ever: </p> <p>A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running away from some cops. To hide, the brunette climbs a tree, the redhead goes into a dog house, and the blonde jumps into a potato sack. When the cops go by the tree, they hear "Meow...meow," so the cops move on. When they get to the dog house they hear "Woof....woof," and the cops move on. When the reach the potato sack they hear "Pooootaaaatooooooooo!" </p> <p>Also, what do you say when you see a cow kissing a chicken? Brown chicken brown cow! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523748 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:23:42 +0000 whenoceansrise 1523748@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>umm this is something from my favorite show that always makes me laugh :) </p> [attach=4040/14/n32bfi.247x299.bieber-blanche-funny-golden-girls-haha-lmao-favim-com-57163.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523723 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:17:55 +0000 mrs. bird 1523723@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p> [attach=2301/14/n32b5v.448x600.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523638 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:51:16 +0000 sunny 1523638@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What did sushi A say to sushi B?<br /> Wassaaaaaaaaabi!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523630 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:49:22 +0000 .twist. 1523630@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The only joke that comes to my mind right now is the one from boondock saints and I really don't think it's appropriate. We just watched it recently, so that's probably why... HAH. </p> <p>Most of the jokes I know are terribly inappropriate. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523603 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:41:36 +0000 MaryM 1523603@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: Your dad sounds like he has a similar sense of humor to mine. </p> <p>DH met dad for the first time at a baseball game and offered to get him a hotdog. He asked dad what he'd like on it. Dad said "I'd relish a hot dog!"</p> <p>DH said, "but what do you want on it?"</p> <p>Dad said "I'd relish a hot dog!"</p> <p>DH walked away. It was opening day, so it took like an hour to get the hotdog. Dad thought DH didn't like him because he didn't laugh at his joke. I make that joke to him constantly now. </p> <p>He also didn't think it was funny when I said it was a good think our aunt was having stomach surgery at the military hospital (the Naval Hospital) because they specialize in belly buttons (even his aunt having surgery loved that one!). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523598 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:40:37 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1523598@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Here's a crass joke that my bro taught me.</p> <p>what's the difference between acne and a priest?</p> <p>acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 13. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523597 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:40:09 +0000 Mae 1523597@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not quite jokes, but they make me LOL. </p> [attach=4140/14/n329ex.449x403.Screen-Shot-2014-03-26-at-4.35.18-PM.png] [attach=4140/14/n329ey.323x600.Screen-Shot-2014-03-26-at-4.39.30-PM.png] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523593 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:38:31 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1523593@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: didn't know before, but now I do...I like chicken jokes! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523592 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:38:24 +0000 mamimami 1523592@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: hahahaha I know, so many of these I wanted to use but they were just a little too edgy for a school environment :/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523587 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:36:42 +0000 swurlygurl 1523587@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What is a vampire's favorite fruit?</p> <p>Neck-tarine </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523586 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:36:20 +0000 Littlebit 1523586@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband and I love women jokes - just cause they're usually so awful. (I promise we don't subscribe to this way of thinking)</p> <p>How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?</p> <p>None. Let her do the dishes in the dark. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/to-many-philosophical-discussions-today-tell-me-a-joke#post-1523575 Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:33:49 +0000 artsyfartsy 1523575@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mamimami: I loved this one. Hahaha</p> <p>Why is 6 afraid of 7?<br /> because 7 is a registered 6 offender </p>