https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:12:59 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1157019 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:40:13 +0000 Kimberlybee 1157019@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: LOL Awww so adorable, so bright already! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1157017 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:40:05 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1157017@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all hilarious! I cracked up.</p> <p>We were cleaning Chloe's room tonight and she kept pulling toys off the shelf and making a mess. DH told her to stop, and she goes, "rah rah rah rah!" Totally mocking him! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1157011 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:39:16 +0000 Kimberlybee 1157011@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 4 year old nephew asked if we had $1000 dollars to give to his dad in exchange for us adopting him. "Can you pay my dad $1000 so that I can be your kid and live with you forever?" It was cute but it broke my heart. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156995 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:36:29 +0000 Kimberlybee 1156995@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: oh that's greatness! Too funny and cute. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156910 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:19:28 +0000 kentuckygirl 1156910@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My co-worker's LO is a 4 year old boy. They took him to the barber shop for a hair cut. When they got home, his DS saw himself in the mirror and asked, "Dad, can you take me back to the barber shop to get my hair back?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156881 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:14:49 +0000 Boogs 1156881@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: She's a little genius, I swear! So cute!</p> <p>@mrbee: Oh my goodness, hahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156870 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:13:35 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 1156870@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>New one:<br /> Lala "Mama, can we do an affirmation?"<br /> Me "sure honey, but you have to show me"<br /> Lala claps her hands together then rubs them together and says "I love myself, I dress myself, I believe in myself. Namaste" (while folding her hands over her chest)<br /> Me "cool"<br /> Her "no mama, now you do it. Don't you love yourself? Cuz I do!"</p> <p>Melt my heart! ( must be a school thing). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156859 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:12:27 +0000 Boogs 1156859@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO: "Don't talk to me like that!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156782 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 18:58:07 +0000 MamaBehr 1156782@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yesterday when I got DD up for the morning she said "Uh-oh. Mommy, your belly is too big for that shirt" as I was wearing a non-maternity shirt with my very pregnant belly. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156779 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 18:57:45 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 1156779@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: that is hilarious!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156773 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 18:56:29 +0000 mrbee 1156773@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@banana: HA!! Too too funny... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156739 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 18:49:08 +0000 Bao 1156739@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha that's funny!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156738 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 18:49:01 +0000 banana 1156738@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mr.bee: HILARIOUS! I would've died laughing too!</p> <p>I was eating spicy soup last night and my son wanted some.</p> <p>Son: I want some soup too!<br /> Me: It's reallllly spicy. Are you sure?<br /> Son: Yes! (drinks soup and starts waving his hands in front of his mouth)<br /> Me: What's wrong?<br /> Son: It's um... it's um..... (stumbling for words)....My tongue is going bye bye! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddler-quotes-postathon-edition#post-1156724 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 18:46:10 +0000 mrbee 1156724@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Charlie was being very naughty after dinner, and I was getting pretty frustrated! I guess he noticed, as he felt the need to explain to me what was going on:</p> <p>Charlie: Daddy, Good Charlie went on vacation.<br /> Me: Oh, when will he be back?<br /> Charlie: (long pause while he thought about it) It's a very long trip, Daddy.</p> <p>I laughed and laughed, and everything was ok again. At least, for the next five minutes. He has a knack for draining all of my patience between dinner and bedtime!!</p> <p>Any recent toddler quotes to share? </p>