https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 21 Apr 2026 04:56:40 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1125068 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 21:59:08 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1125068@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Champagne: lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124996 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 21:00:48 +0000 yoursilverlining 1124996@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lemondrop: we are working on body parts too and LO loves "belly". When I point out her belly (or mine), I touch her bellybutton and say "beep!". Now she loves to randomly lift my shift up in public to see my bellybutton and says "beep beep! Beep!" as she pokes my belly. OMG, I die a little every time haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124983 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:53:03 +0000 cascademom 1124983@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: you need to write those in a book for the future. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124970 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:47:58 +0000 photojane 1124970@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: bahaha smart girl! Can you believe how early they figure out how to get what they want?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124949 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:39:21 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1124949@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Yoyo: I'm dying!! "don't want honey boo boos" You have a clever kid.</p> <p>@photojane: C learned "help" after her and daddy had a tickle fight, and she lost. He told her to say "help, help!" to get out of the tickle fight, so she did. Now anything she doesn't want to do is "help, help!" Or, it's ouch. She hid a Popsicle tonight and when I told her not to do that again, she screamed "HELP! OW OW OWWWWWW". I promise you I didn't lay a hand on that kid. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124942 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:36:38 +0000 photojane 1124942@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: my 2yo nephew learned "someone help me! help!" from a TV show &amp; now yells it ALL THE TIME. They're holding hands in the parking lot and all of a sudden "someone help me!.." and everyone stares. haha</p> <p>@Mrs. Yoyo: that is SO FUNNY. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124927 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:30:36 +0000 Mrs. Yoyo 1124927@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I've been telling my son about the importance of holding my hand in parking lots, since there could be cars coming and we don't want any boo-boos. </p> <p>Now he constantly says, "We hold hands in parking yat. Don't want Honey Boo-Boos." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124885 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:19:16 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 1124885@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Well, she picked up "oh sh*t" from DH the other day. And lately, she wants nothing to do with me - only wants Daddy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124860 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:12:46 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 1124860@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>these are so funny! my friend *just* had a baby 3 days ago, and her 3 year old say "MOM when is THAT baby coming out?" while pointing to her post partum stomach! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124846 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:08:35 +0000 T.H.O.U. 1124846@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So cute!! We don't have many yet! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124835 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:06:17 +0000 skibobrown 1124835@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The worst one right now is how DD is obsessed with trucks and always yells out "*uck!" i.e. rhymes with truck, but has some random consonant at the beginning of the word. She always sounds dangerously close to cursing... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124807 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 19:55:22 +0000 lemondrop 1124807@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love these! Mine is working on body parts and likes to point to my belly by lifting up my shirt in public, then he points to his nose so violently that he almost pokes his eye out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124719 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 19:09:38 +0000 betsyboop 1124719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO isn't quite talking yet but she does this thing when she knows she's eating/drinking stuff she shouldn't be. Tonight in the bath she grabbed the pitcher we use to rinse her off and put it to her mouth, pretending to drink the water. I said "We don't drink bath water" and she said really loudly "Mmmmmmmm!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124708 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 19:02:47 +0000 mrsjazz 1124708@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: Aww! I love the "I got boots!"</p> <p>Nothing quite as amazing as that just yet, but she is pretty fascinated with Boobies and Booty. Unfortunately, she also loves to scream these out and try to grab them both in public while saying "booty booty booty" or "BOOBIES!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124550 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:41:52 +0000 sorrycharlie 1124550@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>bahahaha. my sister used to scream, "help me! stop hitting me!" etc when she got put in time out (around the age of 4). my parents used to fly around the house shutting windows!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124519 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:28:28 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1124519@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: Hahahahaha oh man that's something that would happen to me!</p> <p>Chloe tells me "I pooted!!!" when she goes </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124517 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:27:32 +0000 yoursilverlining 1124517@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO has just put two and two together regarding poop and to alert us when she poops, so now of course she loves to announce, very, very loudly whenever she poops. Today it was in the middle of Nordstrom Rack. It's all quiet until a tiny little voice shouts "I pooped!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124492 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:13:54 +0000 emg86 1124492@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL!!! I got boots...so awesome! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124474 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:02:14 +0000 Raindrop 1124474@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Cute but so embarrassing at the same time! :)</p> <p>I really want LO to start talking but now I’m thinking twice. Hehe. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlerisms#post-1124455 Tue, 01 Oct 2013 16:53:37 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1124455@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I couldn't wait for Chloe to start talking and now I find myself shushing her a lot.</p> <p>Here's the latest gems:<br /> - she screamed "help, help!!" a few times out the window when the neighborhood kids were playing. I wanted to die!!<br /> - she slaps her chest and says "mama! I got boots!!!!" She means boobs. What are the chances she does this at preschool?</p> <p>And she talks back:<br /> - I rhetorically asked 'what was mama thinking?!' when I made a mistake and she shrugged and said "mama, I don't know!"<br /> - papa jumper wasn't hurrying to the car fast enough so she sighed heavily and said "oh daddy...." and rolled her eyes. </p> <p>Does your LO say anything that makes you crack up or want to crawl in a hole? </p>