https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 05 Aug 2026 08:43:46 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-995091 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 06:46:56 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 995091@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rainbow Sprinkles: That is so funny! He's an observant little man :)</p> <p>When I was pregnant with Chloe, my youngest cousin was three. His brother was 5. We called my aunt &amp; uncle to tell them we were pregnant, and they put us on speakerphone so we could tell the boys.</p> <p>3yo said, "Ugh, I hope it's not a GIWLLLLL."<br /> 5yo said, "Can we eat pizza for dinner, papa?"</p> <p>Then, when we found out it *was* a girl, I asked the 3yo (now 4) what we should name the baby and he said, "Girrly Vincent" and that's what he called Chloe until she was born. (His name is Vinny) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-995081 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 06:39:18 +0000 chopsuey 995081@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol so funny!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-995073 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 06:29:37 +0000 808love 995073@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Funny!!<br /> 2 yr old LO said she was looking for treasure. I said, who, me? I am your treasure. She said no, you are just my mommy. I am looking for gold doubloons. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-995061 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 06:07:34 +0000 mamimami 995061@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son saw a lady at Costco who did look pretty POed and said, "she's mad!" Really loud :S Oops! But I was proud of him for identifying an emotion as I think that's important!</p> <p>Also he totally said a swear the other day in Spanish. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-995051 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 05:46:43 +0000 MrsSCB 995051@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My cousin-in-law's daughter, who is three, looked at DH's aunt recently and said, "OH! You have blueberries for eyes! You have blueberry eyes!" She was just fascinated by such a blue eye color, and DH's aunt said she never felt so beautiful :-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-995004 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 01:15:50 +0000 BSB 995004@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rainbow Sprinkles: LOL! "Last week, your eyes were bald!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-994990 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 00:44:20 +0000 erinpye 994990@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha "your eyes were bald." So cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-994975 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 00:26:09 +0000 sandy 994975@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Too funny!</p> <p>My LO is almost 21 months and loves to identify what color shirts/pants people are wearing. She especially loves seeing me in the morning to see what new outfit I have on:</p> <p>Me:good morning!<br /> LO: mama zebra! (I am wearing a striped shirt...not zebra print but skinny stripes) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-994965 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 00:16:26 +0000 lilteacherbee 994965@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha that's adorable!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/toddlers-say-the-funniest-things#post-994961 Wed, 07 Aug 2013 00:14:56 +0000 Rainbow Sprinkles 994961@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My neighbors' three grandchildren come and visit every weekend. They love to come in our backyard and play with W and play with her toys. The youngest is 3 (is that still a toddler?) and he said the funniest thing to me today!</p> <p>J: are you the same girl that lived here last week?</p> <p>Me: yes, of course I am.</p> <p>J: hmmm. Well, you have eyelashes now. Last week your eyes were bald, and now you have eyelashes!</p> <p>How observant! ! Last time he saw me, I had zero makeup on. This time, I was wearing liner and mascara! Can't believe he noticed!</p> <p>What funny things have you heard toddlers say recently? </p>