https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 31 Jul 2026 11:44:41 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337511 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 17:58:53 +0000 MrsSRS 2337511@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MUI831: Ha! DS calls mine that too. Or he calls them "nursins." He likes to take the funnel shaped feet of a stuffed moose we have, put them in his belly, and make a whooshing pump noise. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337374 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 15:42:15 +0000 Mrs. Pickles 2337374@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS4 was having a meltdown about some random thing and we were saying that he wouldn't like it if we did that.. he goes "BUT HE'S MY COUSIN!!!" we weren't talking about a person just completely random </p> <p>he's also started chewing on things.. paper.. plastic.. I think he may be a beaver </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337313 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 15:06:16 +0000 Raindrop 2337313@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Alivoo01: Haha That's so cute!! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337305 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 15:02:48 +0000 Foodnerd81 2337305@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>C just uses phrases that I do. The other day she was getting impatient for me to go outside, so she goes, "ok we should start getting ready to go soon!" (Which is exactly what I say when I'm getting annoyed that Dh isn't getting ready to go soon). </p> <p>She also frequently tells me "we don't smash the baby" (I'm very pregnant). It's true but no idea where she got smash from. </p> <p>@Chuckles: your friends kid wins. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337303 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 15:01:25 +0000 Alivoo01 2337303@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MUI831: LOL!!!!</p> <p>@Raindrop: I just celebrated my birthday last week and the restaurant we were eating at brought out complimentary dessert. Before the waiter could fully place the dessert down, DS blew out the candle. I was like what the... lol</p> <p>@Mama Bird: haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337274 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:37:38 +0000 Mama Bird 2337274@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>B saw a show being filmed a couple of weeks ago. There was an accident scene. Now he'll randomly fall off his scooter, lie on the ground, and exclaim "I fell off my motorcycle!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337273 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:36:07 +0000 Raindrop 2337273@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: @Alivoo01: My LO does random happy birthdays too! I think it's because he wants to blow out candles and have cake. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337268 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:34:23 +0000 sorrycharlie 2337268@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>my 3 year old thinks flies are called frickin' flies. which is great. particularly because there was a huge spider and fly decor thing on the wall at Target ... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337265 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:33:19 +0000 sorrycharlie 2337265@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JennyG: omg! HAHA boys!</p> <p>@MUI831: hahahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337263 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:30:43 +0000 Mommy Finger 2337263@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS1 is almost 3 and calls my boobs my "pumps". I'm Bfing DS2 so he gets a little jealous of that. He regularly asks if he can hug my pumps. And all I keep thinking is that old Black Eyed Peas song but I change it to my pumps. My lovely lady pumps. Check it out! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337252 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:23:39 +0000 mrs. wagon 2337252@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Chuckles: I am dying. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337238 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:14:52 +0000 Chuckles 2337238@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: and @truthbombs: the part that made me laugh was that he said it quietly and she said it sounded almost like he was disappointed. The best part, though, is when her son J was staying home with his dad while she went out a day or two later. When her husband told J that it would be "just the boys," apparently J thought for a second and then said, "just penises." :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337236 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:11:32 +0000 Smurfette 2337236@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: @Alivoo01: We sing Happy Birthday to someone pretty much every day. Complete with the M&amp;D cake and then blow out the candle. </p> <p>She keeps trying to stand up to pee. I have to tell her only boys do that. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337233 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:10:29 +0000 mediagirl 2337233@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Chuckles: that last part made me laugh out loud. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337230 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:07:23 +0000 JennyG 2337230@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>While getting my 2 year old dressed yesterday morning, he had quite the baby boner. He saw it and exclaimed "Oh wow!" I could not stop laughing!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337225 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:04:46 +0000 Alivoo01 2337225@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@littlebug: That's so freaking cute!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337223 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 14:02:52 +0000 littlebug 2337223@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I missed this, but my husband told me about it. D was outside driving around in his Cozy Coupe, and told Hubs that he had The Lion King in his car. He started messing with the sticker "buttons" on the dashboard, and told my husband he was listening to Scar ("Be Prepared"). My husband started singing the song. Then D told him he was listening to Simba ("Just Can't Wait to be King"), and pushed the "buttons" on the dash again, and my husband started singing that song. A minute later, D said he was listening to Circle [of Life], and pushed the "buttons" again. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337197 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:44:55 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 2337197@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Two things in the past 24 hours from DD1 (almost 4)....</p> <p>1. I told her to go potty before bed and she replied with "I don't have to - there's no tee tee waiting in my butt"</p> <p>2. She comes into our room at 5:30 this morning and explains that she can't see the big dipper, little dipper and baby dipper from our room... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337190 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:41:19 +0000 Truth Bombs 2337190@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Chuckles: bahahahaha. I just lol'd at "no penis" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337184 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:38:07 +0000 mrs. wagon 2337184@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Sometimes when Wagon Sr. is taking a shower, LMW will sit on the step stool in the bathroom and wait for him to finish. As soon as he turns the water in the shower off, she says "Thank you, Mr. Rob!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337181 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:36:03 +0000 cascademom 2337181@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Mommy, why you look like that?" LO #1 referencing that I'm not wearing makeup and looking very tired wake ups with his brother. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337146 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:19:35 +0000 snowjewelz 2337146@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I always show DD that you put your head down on the pillow to sleep, but she does that to stuffed animals too. She did that randomly during day time in Sunday school with a bunch of people around. Everybody thought she was really going to sleep lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337133 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:14:26 +0000 Alivoo01 2337133@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: DS does the random happy birthday too!! What's with that?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337120 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 13:09:24 +0000 Chuckles 2337120@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 28 month old has been super hilarious lately. He's been to the doctor twice recently, so I guess it's been on his mind because the other day he randomly told me, "mommy sick. Mommy need the doctor. Mommy's tushy not working anymore."<br /> And not mine, but my friend's almost 2 year old boy was with her in the bathroom the other day when she got out of the shower, and he leaned around to look at her front and back and then said quietly to himself, "no penis." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337102 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 12:57:52 +0000 Truth Bombs 2337102@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Torchwood: I asked her why she did that and she told me "Mama, I can pee in the shower if I want to. I just can't poop in the shower." I just gave up at that point. </p> <p>@rachiecakes: I like the Grandpa is suddenly a slingshot expert as well! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337075 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 12:40:48 +0000 rachiecakes 2337075@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were in the car on the way home from school and J went on a long detailed rant about how he wanted a slingshot and we had to call my father because he would know how to make one and all the things he needed it for. So random. I didn't even know that he knew what a slingshot was! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337073 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 12:39:23 +0000 lawbee11 2337073@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO will randomly wish me and DH a happy birthday (when it's not our birthday). No idea why. Maybe she's hoping we'll whip out some cake for her?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337069 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 12:35:40 +0000 Torchwood 2337069@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ha ha ha, at least she took her clothes off! What did you say to her?!</p> <p>LO is only 4 months, so not much here, but yesterday she slept a super long time, so I expected her to wake up upset because she was starving. Instead she woke up so happy that she kept choking herself while she was eating because she'd stop swallowing to smile and "talk"! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/weirdestfunniestmost-random-thing-your-lo-has-done-lately#post-2337066 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 12:31:41 +0000 Truth Bombs 2337066@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One night last week we were all hanging out in the master bedroom starting to settle in for the night. My almost 3 year old (who is totally potty trained) randomly stripped all her clothes off, stepped in to the (not running) shower, and peed. Just...... what?!?! Kids are so weird.</p> <p>Please share your weirdo kid stories with me so remind me I'm not alone! </p>