https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 28 May 2026 09:55:03 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076922 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 14:22:46 +0000 purrpletulips 1076922@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD-same scenario but with dog hair</p> <p>DS-it would be the other morning when I could smell through the closed bedroom door that he had pooped. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076770 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 13:43:19 +0000 wheres_c 1076770@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO pooped mid diaper change, so I grabbed a paper towel to catch it. As I caught the poop, he started peeing....peed in his face and started choking on his own pee.<br /> I used a paper towel to get the pee out of his face, meanwhile he was still pooping and wriggling his legs.<br /> He was *covered* in pee and poop and I had to hose him off. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076672 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 13:16:57 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1076672@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: omg that made me lol sorry!</p> <p>chloe was maybe a day or two old and she pooped mid diaper change. i didn't have a diaper under neath her, so i caught it. in my hands. that yucky newborn poop. my husband had to finish her diaper change while i waddled to the bathroom (c-section recovery) to wash my hands. </p> <p>we were home for maybe two weeks when she had this projectile poop that seriously went 5 feet in the air and landed in my dining room, on our white carpeting. it was like a squirt gun and we couldn't stop laughing.</p> <p>i'm pretty sure C's mission the first month of her life was to shit on everything possible. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076659 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 13:13:13 +0000 lovehoneybee 1076659@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: I couldn't eat sour cream at all while E was EBF. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076489 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:33:23 +0000 Boheme 1076489@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I think I have a tie for the grossest thing so far. At 3 weeks old I was changing his diaper, and he peed right in my face. I mean, he hit me in the eye and when I turned my face he got me in the mouth. Blarghhh! </p> <p>The other time I decided I'd put him in the tub with me. He was soooo happy! Then he got a concentrated look on his face and ripped the biggest poop in the history of ever. Green water. Slimy mommy. Good times. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076487 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:33:06 +0000 oliviaoblivia 1076487@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We've had that happen. So gross.<br /> DH was changing her diaper once and caught an airborne poo barehanded. I laughed silently in the other room as he squealed. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076479 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:30:32 +0000 Boheme 1076479@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Bookish: hahaha! I can't eat Chik-fil-A fries anymore because they smell like C's poop :/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076476 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:30:03 +0000 spinningry 1076476@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Wow that is nasty. Baby N had a blow out a couple weeks ago and somehow before/during the change we managed to have poop from his shoulders to his toes. it was bad bad. He comes to work with me and we didn't have a change of clothes, so sat naked in his diaper for the rest of the day. Now THAT is what I call casual Friday :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076458 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:23:01 +0000 Corduroy 1076458@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO had a blowout on the way to the grocery store this weekend. It was so bad I had to change her in the parking lot because we couldn't get in the store. After changing her I did a quick wipe of her seat but I didn't see anything. We shopped and she fell asleep in the car on the way back. I brought her inside in the her seat and as I was unloading groceries I noticed a HUGE puddle of poop in ther carseat base. It was 100F out and so it was really cooking while we were in the store for an hour. I don't know how I overlooked the horrific poop smell in the car.</p> <p>When she woke up I had to dismantle the carseat and wash everything by hand since we were out of town without a washing machine. Somehow she managed to poop straight down into the seat strap. Gross. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076418 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:06:48 +0000 Bookish 1076418@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hehehe eeew. I think the grossest so far was when her poop smelled like bread and butter for a few days. You'd think that would be better than normal poop smell, but somehow, it was so much worse. I've had a hard time eating toast since then.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076405 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:02:34 +0000 Foodnerd81 1076405@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yup I've done it plenty of times on my dog. Not looking forward to it in a diaper. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076401 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:01:47 +0000 Adira 1076401@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL - that is nasty! So far, the two grossest things I've dealt with are:</p> <p>I was changing Xander's diaper and he just start pooping on me! He'd poop and it'd ooze out and I'd wipe him down, get a fresh diaper on him, and then he'd keep going! I went through like 15 wipes and 3 diapers!!! And I was just watching it the whole time! YUCK!</p> <p>And the thing that grossed me out the MOST was... Xander had a blowout at daycare, so I was spraying resolve on his outfit that he blew-out in. It smelled SOOOOOOO bad and it was HUGE blowout! It was all over the back of the sleeper and completely filled a leg!! I kept gagging and having to hold my breath as I coated the whole thing in Resolve and then threw it in the wash! Sooooooo thankful that daycare was the one that had to actually CLEAN him after that disaster!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076400 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:01:31 +0000 chopsuey 1076400@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahhaahah that used to happen with my dog. Happened once with my dd! Hilarious. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076391 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 11:59:45 +0000 lindseykaye 1076391@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh boy... This has yet to happen to me with my LO but it happens far too often with my dog :/ Poor girl FREAKS OUT about it... and I have really long hair. Hoping I don't have to experience it during a diaper change. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/well-that-was-gross#post-1076371 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 11:53:46 +0000 lovehoneybee 1076371@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You've been warned! </p> <p>I just changed an overloaded poop diaper that smelled so bad I was gagging. I was almost through wiping him down (I seriously considered just giving him a bath) when I realized there was a hair coming out of his anus. That I had to pull out. One of my hairs, covered in poop. </p> <p>I'm grossed out in a way I don't think I have been yet. Motherhood is so glamorous! </p> <p>What's the grossest thing you've encountered so far? </p>