https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 11 Apr 2026 02:37:03 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-105733 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:06:29 +0000 BSB 105733@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bumping this thread so I can laugh some more! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104783 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:24:08 +0000 heffalump 104783@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO doesn't speak. But she has some pretty cute, very random squeaks! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104767 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:14:15 +0000 Rock n Roll 104767@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Oceanis723: Little boys are OBSESSED with potty humor! I taught the preschool Sunday school class for two months last year and had almost all boys and somehow, in church, they would manage to bring up peeing or pooping or butts EVERY week. </p> <p>@Mrs. Jacks: My daughter loves macaroni and cheese so I bought some Easy Macs so I could throw it together for a quick lunch some days. She loves watching me make it and stands in front of the microwave saying "Now wait for the machine..." while it cooks and then when it comes out and I put the powdered cheese stuff in she says, "Now we add the sugar...." like she's a little Julia Childs or something. I've tried to convince her it's not sugar, but I think she thinks all powdered substances are sugar. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104518 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:33:31 +0000 mrs. wagon 104518@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Oceanis723: omg i'm laughing out loud </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104403 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:08:13 +0000 sorrycharlie 104403@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Oceanis723: HAHA. I laughed out loud at that. little boys kill me! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104402 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:06:06 +0000 sorrycharlie 104402@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: omg. that video killed me. i was laughing out loud! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104401 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:04:24 +0000 BSB 104401@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is such a great thread! A big LOL at all of these. This thread does make my baby fever really bad. Must get pregnant soon! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104397 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:54:11 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 104397@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rock n Roll: That is so unspeakably adorable! I hope they both always call you fishie!</p> <p>Oh and you reminded me that Lala calls yogurt "sugar". I'm like, well, if that's her perception of sweets, I'm good with that! So we call it sugar too. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104358 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:51:50 +0000 Andrea 104358@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Oceanis723: that is an awesome conversation. HAHAHAHA. love it!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104350 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:45:48 +0000 banana 104350@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I can't wait until my LO talks so that I can hear some random things! Snapple, 999, peeing out of butts... can't wait! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104260 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:16:09 +0000 Mrs. Train 104260@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My boys (3, 2, and 2 Years old) have become obsessed with anatomy. Part of it is because they have a 5 month old sister. So one lunch time out conversation went something like this.<br /> Boy 1: mommy has big boobies<br /> Me: I guess so<br /> Boy1: mommy has big boobies and feeds sister<br /> Me: that's right<br /> Boy 1: I don't have big boobies?<br /> Me: that's right you are a little boy so you ate different from mommy<br /> Boy2: my boobies are small so I can't feed sister<br /> Me: that's right mommy is a woman so I can feed sister. You are a boy so you can't feed babies<br /> Boy2: I'm a boy I have a penis (screamed with glee)<br /> Me: that's right.<br /> Boy2: sister is girl she has no penis<br /> Me: that's right<br /> Boy1. Mommy is a girl mommy has no penis (giggling with his brothers)<br /> Me: that's right<br /> Boy3: mommy has no penis mommy can't go peepee<br /> Me: no I can go peepee I just don't have a penis<br /> All three boys looked at each other and laughed hysterically then finally boy1 said mommy has no penis she pee pees out her butt. I just said oh god and walked away from them. </p> <p>Life with toddlers is never a dull momment. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104238 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:55:33 +0000 Rock n Roll 104238@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I know I have mentioned it here before, but my daughter does not call me Mommy, but calls me Fishie. My only guess for why she does this is that we used to call her Baby Fish when she was little, and she picked up on it and transferred it to me. I keep wondering if she'll eventually decide to call me mom or just stick with Fishie- and if her saying it will rub off on the new baby and she'll call me Fishie as well!</p> <p>Another weird one was a month or so ago, when my sister was visiting. Out of nowhere, my daughter just yelled, "Hey, where's the sugar?" I have no idea what that was about. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104094 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:43:32 +0000 mrbee 104094@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: We used to buy Snapple together on the way home from daycare... maybe he put together that I sometimes buy Snapple when I leave the house?</p> <p>It's just funny how adamant he is that I am ditching him to buy Snapple! He's a funny fellow... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-104058 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:18:15 +0000 mediagirl 104058@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: Well, you have admitted your Snapple obsession here at HelloBee before. Do you ever go out just for Snapple or is it something that Charlie must have just put together on his own?</p> <p>Hearing about how attached he is to you and doesn't want you to "leave" is heartbreaking! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103997 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 12:57:08 +0000 mrs. wagon 103997@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HAHAHAHAH.... snapple! 999!</p> <p>I actually just posted on my xanga about this... Wagon Jr. used to say "see, ohh, ahh" when he saw this one toy lunchbox that said "ZOO" on it. and these days he's been saying "E N I O L E" when he starts coloring. I got him on camera saying it out of the blue one day. </p> <p>Here's the post:<br /> <a href="http://tinalimchung.xanga.com/760581971/mystery-chatter/" rel="nofollow">http://tinalimchung.xanga.com/760581971/mystery-chatter/</a> </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103556 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 05:44:01 +0000 Andrea 103556@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: that is awesome!! your daughter sounds so clever and funny!!</p> <p>The other week my LO kept begging for iced coffee which was probably the most random thing I've ever heard her say since there was none around, she's never had any, and I never knew she could say iced coffee. </p> <p>And another day she bumped her head a little and then said "Oops, I bumped my head. No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" I thought she was crazy but then I later learned that this is a song she learned at daycare so then it didn't seem so weird but at the time I was really weirded out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103541 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:26:36 +0000 SugarplumsMom 103541@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>That's so cute/hilarious! Great morning laugh! Love it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103519 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:03:16 +0000 mrbee 103519@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: Charlie is just random... I think Lala is genuinely funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103518 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:02:06 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 103518@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So is Charlie... And I'm having a hard time coming up with how his Snapple association came about.</p> <p>I think Lala is a little bit of a quirky girl :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103517 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:00:42 +0000 mrbee 103517@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: OMG, your daughter is hilarious!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103516 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 23:59:10 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 103516@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When Herman Cain was big in the Republican race, Lala somehow picked up on "999". She would say "No 999!" and then she would gesture as if she was writing on paper. When she gets crayons out she still sometimes says, "No 999!"</p> <p>She'll also randomly say, "The shark is swimming in the water." Even when there is no water (or shark) anywhere nearby.</p> <p>And someone once taught her, "Yo Yo Yo word to your mother" but she turned it into her own joke and will say, "Yo yo yo word to your flower (or potty or whatever is in her head)" Then she says, "Lala funny!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-are-some-of-the-most-random-things-that-your-lo-says#post-103509 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 23:39:36 +0000 mrbee 103509@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other day we had guests over in our backyard. I went into the house for a second, and one of my guests asked where I had gone. Charlie piped up with an answer: "Daddy went to buy Snapple."</p> <p>I have no idea where he got that idea! But now every night when I put him to sleep, Charlie begs me not to leave. Or as he puts it, "Daddy, don't buy Snapple... PLEASE!! Don't buy Snapple, Daddy!!"</p> <p>I guess in his little head, leaving the room = buying Snapple. Seriously, now I feel guilty every time I buy Snapple. Where does he even get the idea that I'm leaving to buy Snapple?! I almost never buy Snapple these days... how random that he picked up on that!</p> <p>What are some of the most random things that your LO says? </p>