https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 27 May 2026 13:54:47 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you/page/2#post-2317976 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 14:37:50 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 2317976@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: yeah that's what was happening LOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317975 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 14:37:01 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317975@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: Hahahhah. I told myself last night I would NOT freak out unless lights and TVs started blinking. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317855 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 13:26:31 +0000 mrsbubbletea 2317855@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all so funny!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317803 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 13:01:36 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 2317803@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: nope nope nope nope nope. We had some poltergeist things happening in our house and I nearly lost my shit. I hung a cross in all the bedrooms and all the creepy shit stopped.</p> <p>I don't know if I'm thankful or more creeped out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317720 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 12:24:41 +0000 Smurfette 2317720@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@winniebee: lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317694 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 12:15:54 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317694@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@sorrycharlie: Bahah. DH has LO every morning so she sees him showering (glass door, no curtain) - at some point we'll have to troubleshoot that.. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317691 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 12:14:24 +0000 sorrycharlie 2317691@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: she busted into the bathroom the other day (new house and the ONLY door he hasn't gotten around to installing a lock on!) and asked if he had a front bum, hahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317680 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 12:10:37 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317680@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@sorrycharlie: hahahh omg. The couple of times LO has caught DH naked she just points and asks, "WHAT'S DAT, DADDY?!?!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317667 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 11:57:42 +0000 sorrycharlie 2317667@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@winniebee: dying!!</p> <p>my daughter's said quite a few. I may come back and delete this one later, but she walked in on DH getting in the shower once and legit screamed. then she pointed and yelled, "A BIG POOP!!!" - I laughed so hard I cried. Ugly laugh face. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317661 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 11:54:49 +0000 stargal 2317661@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@winniebee: Hahahahahaa I'm dying. Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317628 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 11:35:37 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317628@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@winniebee: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. That is actually the funniest thing I think I have ever read. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317607 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 11:27:15 +0000 winniebee 2317607@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: wooooah. Creepy!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317605 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 11:26:15 +0000 winniebee 2317605@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This might be totally inappropriate.....but I got a bikini wax and the waxist accidentally gave me a Brazilian. When my 3yo saw me going to the bathroom (privacy people!) he said "Wait! Wait! I want to see your new penis!" Then "Your new penis makes me nervous." O.M.G. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317563 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:59:10 +0000 PinkElephant 2317563@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD1 told me "when &lt;DD2&gt; gets five years old, she can go back in your belly til she grows more bigger". </p> <p>Um, pregnant with a five year old?! For how long?! No thanks!! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317562 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:55:06 +0000 Smurfette 2317562@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: that explanation would make me feel better. I freak out all the time about being home with LO and no DH. You would think that I would be used it to since it is almost every week, but nope. So glad we have an alarm. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317557 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:52:26 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317557@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Smurfette: YUP </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317555 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:52:14 +0000 Smurfette 2317555@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: I forgot your house is new construction. So creepy! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317552 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:51:15 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317552@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Smurfette: Because 1) we just got here and this is our dream house and 2) I think it's HER, not the house. That's what the medium told us. The house is new construction, we are the first residents! She's the one who is drawing these things to her.... moving wouldn't fix it. :) And yeah last night I basically wanted to die I was so scared. Only helped that my mom suggested perhaps she saw our relatives/friends who'd passed and wanted to help me deal with my m/c/TTC. My (passed) grandmother has made an appearance in a weird way in our house before, so I just went with that explanation! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317549 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:47:07 +0000 Smurfette 2317549@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: How have you not moved? I would be so freaked out! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317531 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:35:57 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317531@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@tlcbaby: Oh this is an on-going issue. We actually had a medium come to clear the house once already, ha ha. She (the medium) told us my LO is 'connected' to spirits so we'd likely be dealing with it for a while. Last night was just the creepiest so far, probably because I was home alone! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317514 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:28:36 +0000 nana87 2317514@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>oh my gosh, some of these are hilarious and others so creepy! </p> <p>lo is only 18 months so hasn't said anything too outrageous/out of context, though the other day dh was changing her diaper and said "is R stinky?" and she said, "no," so he said "is daddy stinky?" she said no, and then he said "who's stinky?" and she goes "MAMA'S STINKY!" I wasn't even in the room, lol.</p> <p>also, the way she says "fox" sounds exactly like the f-word, and also the way she says both "duck" and "quack" sounds like cock...some of our family members have definitely done double takes when she's said those! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317503 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:18:26 +0000 tlcbaby 2317503@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: My sister's son has claimed to see people at their house before. I hope Avery never sees anyone in our house! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317502 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:17:52 +0000 tlcbaby 2317502@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rosegold: I would call in an exorcist. ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317500 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:17:25 +0000 tlcbaby 2317500@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travellingbee: Okay that would scare me! Sometimes Avery says "Don't get that guy over there. Just go." And I'm thinking, don't worry---I won't be letting any strange guys into the car. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317435 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 09:39:04 +0000 yellowbird 2317435@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not too long ago she told me if she cut my head off I would have zero heads! I think it was more of a counting thing, but still creepy! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317434 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 09:38:50 +0000 rosegold 2317434@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@travellingbee: can't decide if this makes me want to cry or laugh!!</p> <p>my girl says some off the wall stuff but she's more about just jumbling ideas together and finding herself hilarious? he creepiest thing I EVER heard someone else's kid say though has to be that line from silence of the lambs. puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again! NOPE. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317429 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 09:37:22 +0000 Mama Bird 2317429@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ksnow: that's so freaky! DS said the same thing to me once and I was so upset. So I ask him what he means and he says "my baby's gone, daddy's baby's gone, only mommy's is still in tummy!" Turns out he thought the whole family has babies in tummies seeing as DH and DS both have a bit of a pot belly :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317402 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 09:11:57 +0000 ksnow 2317402@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD has 'understood' pregnancy pretty well, knows there's a baby in my tummy, will sing to baby, etc....one day i had cramps and I told her my tummy hurts, she comes over, puts a hand on my belly, and says "aww, baby is gone". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317338 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 08:13:01 +0000 SwanSong 2317338@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lately my little guy has been saying "Joseph lives in our house." </p> <p>1. we dont know anyone named Joseph<br /> 2. strange things have happened in our house, not creepy really, just strange.<br /> 3. when I ask who Joseph is he giggles and shakes his head. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-the-weirdestcreepiest-thing-your-lo-has-ever-said-to-you#post-2317335 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 08:11:13 +0000 JoJoGirl 2317335@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ummm yeah that would be last night when DH was out all night at a business meeting and we were home alone. We were skyping with my Mom when LO started talking about the person at the door. And the person in the backyard. And she was tracking things with her eyes and saying "What is that person doing? I'm scared, pick me up" for a good like, 15 minutes. </p>