https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 25 Apr 2026 21:07:16 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785404 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:17:37 +0000 Arden 1785404@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LuLu Mom: Bwahahaha! Oh my gosh that's awesome. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785391 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:12:24 +0000 Boheme 1785391@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Aandmklover: hahaha! That's too cute to correct! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785388 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:12:01 +0000 Boheme 1785388@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Arden: is ok! Haha!<br /> @LulaBee: lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785385 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:11:02 +0000 Boheme 1785385@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LuLu Mom: I am snorting at my desk I'm laughing so hard. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785378 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:08:14 +0000 LuLu Mom 1785378@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO was grunting so I asked if she wanted to go sit on the potty, she ran to the bathroom, sat down, and goes "this one oucher mommy" she was having a tough time with it. When she finally completed she goes "gosh darn it poop, ouch." I was dumbfounded (and realized that I say gosh darn it way too much.) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785360 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:59:36 +0000 LulaBee 1785360@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other day I asked DD if she was my boo. She replied yes, she's "mommy's boob". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785285 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:29:21 +0000 fussygal 1785285@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Aandmklover: lol!</p> <p> @grizz: haha, that actually made me LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785236 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:04:56 +0000 swedishfish 1785236@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: hahahaha, that's so funny!! A classic rock loving kidnapper. You can't make this stuff up. :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785229 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:00:02 +0000 autumn865 1785229@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH, DD and I were playing and she suddenly became very cranky and whiny. She crawled on my lap whimpering and we asked her if something hurt (thinking she did something while playing). Her crying escalated and we kept asking and from burried in my lap she whailed, "BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" because she must have been having gas pains! DH and I couldn't help but to laugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785024 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 11:44:58 +0000 Dandelion 1785024@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>lol, I can't tell you how many times D has accidentally set a midnight alarm. He actually sleeps through it!</p> <p>I bet you will never again be able to hear that song without thinking about that! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785020 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 11:41:50 +0000 Arden 1785020@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Vi's latest thing - she kept trying to put an Amazon bag on her head, and I asked her not to do that because it was dangerous and she could suffocate. </p> <p>She looks at me very indignantly and says "Ma! My head, is hat! Is ok!" and then pats me on the hand like I'm a silly old woman and very carefully puts the bag on her head like a hat. </p> [attach=2195/14/n9fl1r.450x600.image.jpg] [attach=2195/14/n9fl1u.450x600.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1785008 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 11:37:18 +0000 Arden 1785008@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: Hahaha that's hilarious!</p> <p>@Aandmklover: Oh you can never correct him, that's amazing. Hahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784959 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 11:04:53 +0000 heartonastring 1784959@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: Okay, I am laughing out loud at my desk like a total fool! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784948 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:54:40 +0000 HLK208 1784948@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahaha!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784942 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:52:03 +0000 cascademom 1784942@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO got his hair cut on Saturday. DH was going through his day with him during the bedtime routine. LO described his hair cut as "Sam cut me!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784936 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:50:54 +0000 Aandmklover 1784936@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is so funny!!! Best part is he has no idea he's the one that did it.</p> <p>I'm trying to teach DS (22 months) that when the baby comes (I'm 38 weeks) mommy will breast feed it. Somehow something got lost in translation because now if you ask him what the baby eats he says "it eat nipples." Even funnier. I don't want to correct him because it's kinda true and so cute of an answer. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784930 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:49:02 +0000 Alivoo01 1784930@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: hahahahahahaha!!! That's too funny!!</p> <p>Mine's not quite as enjoyable, but DS randomly shakes his head now regardless if he actually means no or if he just enjoys the adrenaline rush of the blood from shaking. But the other night, he was crawling around and towards our bedroom when I called his name and asked if he was ready to go night night. He stopped crawling, looked at me, and shook his head no, then proceed to crawl/play. For some reason, DH and I thought it was hilarious since his head shake timing was impeccable. When I asked him again, he just stopped and looked at me before proceeding to play again. No head shake. We tried the next night also, but no response like the 1st night. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784926 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:46:08 +0000 .twist. 1784926@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HAHA. Man, that would freak me right out. Poor kid was probably so shocked!!! </p> <p>I can't think of anything right now either... I know there's probably something. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784919 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:42:47 +0000 Smurfette 1784919@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: LOL!!</p> <p>I can't think of anything right now. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784887 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:30:37 +0000 Boheme 1784887@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: I am SO tired today - we couldn't get back to sleep for probably a half an hour after we got him back down. My husband seriously thought there was a classic rock loving kidnapper in our toddler's room. I'm still laughing today! :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784881 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:26:38 +0000 Foodnerd81 1784881@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL (and I don't say that lightly, actually was LOL reading that).<br /> I don't think I have anything that funny right now but that's too funny. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-is-your-latest-parenting-funny#post-1784849 Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:15:17 +0000 Boheme 1784849@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yesterday, I noticed DS poking at his noise machine (which is an alarm clock/radio with several white noise functions). I re-directed him and thought nothing of it. </p> <p>I woke up while it was still dark to a blaring classic rock song that jolted me out of bed - "HERE I AM. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAAAAAANE." I immediately thought it was my husband's alarm, and I poked and grumbled at him to turn it off already. He said "Uhh, its 2 a.m. Not my alarm. Where is that music coming from?" We both realized it was coming from DS's room and ran in there panicked that someone was in there, he got out of bed, I dunno. </p> <p>We get in there and DS is sitting straight up in his crib looking completely bewildered. He had set a radio alarm for 2:26 a.m.! ha!! DH and I could barely get him back to sleep because we were laughing so hard. </p> <p>What was your last parenting funny? I can make this gold if need be ;) </p>