https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 05 Apr 2026 15:27:57 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163601 Sat, 19 May 2012 21:11:42 +0000 sulli301 163601@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>fudgesicle &amp; son of a biscuit! I rarely swear but if I stub my toe or something they come out </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163451 Sat, 19 May 2012 15:52:18 +0000 mediagirl 163451@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Son of a biscuit!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163414 Sat, 19 May 2012 13:03:12 +0000 eeh 163414@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mine are all very cheesy because I'm a teacher and am terrified of slipping up in the classroom if I use anything remotely close to the original. </p> <p>We're working on substitutes for my husband to use because he's really, really bad about getting frustrated or upset and blurting out GDMF'er and not even realizing it. I'm convinced it will be the first words out of our daughter's mouth. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163399 Sat, 19 May 2012 12:05:30 +0000 autumnlove 163399@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I haven't yet but I will use some of these ideas! :-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163391 Sat, 19 May 2012 11:48:17 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 163391@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Gosh and darn </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163387 Sat, 19 May 2012 11:31:59 +0000 His Barista 163387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Eff<br /> shitake mushrooms<br /> shut the front door<br /> Cheese and. Rice<br /> shoot<br /> Batch</p> <p>I'm sure there are more I will think of later. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163371 Sat, 19 May 2012 10:59:19 +0000 Mrs. Pen 163371@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh fiddlesticks :)<br /> goll-darn it<br /> oh my lanta<br /> shoot<br /> dad-blame-it</p> <p>@cyneswith: haha I like your substitute for the b word :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163363 Sat, 19 May 2012 10:50:56 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 163363@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We say Holy Curmudgeon or Holy Crow (and now Lala says them too). Those are the ones I can think of right now, though I'm sure there are others! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163349 Sat, 19 May 2012 10:03:09 +0000 bienlivingdesign 163349@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mother of Pearl! tends to be my substitute expression :) Also, I use gosh instead of God (don't want the kids to say it, so we can't say it either!).</p> <p>p.s. Mother of Pearl is an expression that can be muttered under your breath or shouted in times of exasperation. It is an all-around great phrase ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163347 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:57:57 +0000 Rubies 163347@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>- eff<br /> - shee<br /> - frig<br /> - heck<br /> - biznatch </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163346 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:55:20 +0000 rawrasaur 163346@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I was little I used to say "blank" in the place of any word I wasn't allowed to say. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163344 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:31:55 +0000 SugarplumsMom 163344@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What the fudge!<br /> freakin<br /> heck<br /> crap </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163341 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:26:10 +0000 cyneswith 163341@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Fudge/fudgesicles<br /> Darn/Dang<br /> Vindictive petty pathological liar (instead of "b" - there's only one person in my life that the word applies to.)<br /> Peeved/Peevish<br /> Crap<br /> Heck/Hey<br /> I still need to replace a*hole in my driving lexicon (that's the only time I use that. Same with "f* off" and "f*tard") Rat bastard is also harder to replace.<br /> I DO use bloody.<br /> Also favorites are "Pifflediff!" and "Horse biscuits!" My grandpa used "road apples", but I can't get behind that one. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163331 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:10:05 +0000 chopsuey 163331@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I say eff a lot! :) I say b..<br /> Shite </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163330 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:07:57 +0000 prettylizy 163330@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I say sugar instead of the other s word </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163329 Sat, 19 May 2012 09:07:26 +0000 pastemoo 163329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Poop face.<br /> Poop!<br /> Monkey butt.</p> <p>It's kind of satisfying just because it's hilarious/silly.</p> <p>I married a marine, and partway through the pregnancy we tried to start subbing out some of our curse words. We used to curse a LOT. Seriously, marines curse worse than sailors. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/what-words-do-you-substitute-for-curse-words#post-163326 Sat, 19 May 2012 08:57:21 +0000 mrbee 163326@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I say, "What the eff"... pretty subtle huh. Also: effing, effed, and very rarely: effer.</p> <p>Sometimes I say "shoot" instead of its curse word equivalent... that's not a very good substitute. Darn is an old staple, although I rarely if ever say damn. In general, I find substituting words for curse words to be very unsatisfying haha!!</p> <p>What words do you substitute for curse words? </p>