https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 21 Jun 2026 16:03:45 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2479348 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 01:05:32 +0000 Mrs Green Grass 2479348@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS had liked on me so many times I can't even count...in just happy when it doesn't land on the floor. And snot? I use my fingers when nothing else is around. I try very hard not to touch poop but it happens when you're kid still poops their pants just about every single day... Poop in the bath is the absolutely worst though. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2479347 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 01:00:44 +0000 tofuwad 2479347@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today I picked something out of my daughter's poop because I couldn't tell what it was. I seriously picked it out and was examining it because I did not remember her eating anything like that (she's only 7months and not eating a lot of food). </p> <p>And she also had a huge vomit today (not a spitup but a full on vomit) and I caught it in my hands, but I had my phone in one hand so I caught it on my phone. No damage to the phone but I just found some dried crusty vomit on it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478742 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 15:13:30 +0000 anonysquire 2478742@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Since September I've been doing weekly stool specimen collecting. Poop doesn't really bug me though. I've caught vomit with my crotch. I was sitting Indian style and my daughter fell into my lap. I can't think of something gross at the moment. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478687 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:44:24 +0000 abbydabbydoodlebug 2478687@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD threw up while I was in line at the Post Office. Half was on the floor, half in my hand. It was A LOT of it. I just froze with it in my hands, all over DD who was standing in the pool on the floor. I had to ask one of the post office workers for paper towels and some guy in line handed me a trash can. Everyone was staring. Ugh. Awful because it was disgusting and in public. </p> <p>Also, pooping her pants while at a restaurant and having to run through the restaurant while trying not to touch her butt full of poop. And trying not to make a mess in the bathroom. Also awful. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478651 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:32:24 +0000 pregnantbee 2478651@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@avivoca: SAME. Poop isn't much better, but vomit is THE WORST. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478617 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:11:12 +0000 oliviaoblivia 2478617@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Is it sad that these don't even seen gross to me anymore?</p> <p>I've bare handed boogers, vomit, poop, pee. It all washes off. :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478612 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:09:50 +0000 avivoca 2478612@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@pregnantbee: I hate vomit so much! The last time she puked on me, I was thinking, "I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT" until it hit me that shit, I was the adult. And yeah, the poop. Thank God for tunics and the fact that it was dark outside. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478610 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:08:25 +0000 pregnantbee 2478610@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@josina: Haha, thanks! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478605 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:07:36 +0000 josina 2478605@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@pregnantbee: 1000 mom points for you!<br /> @avivoca: Sorry but I lol'd! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478604 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:07:23 +0000 alphagam84 2478604@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Cleaning DD's poop out of the baby tub. It was so gross. I wore gloves. The husband ran away gagging. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478528 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 13:33:55 +0000 pregnantbee 2478528@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@avivoca: #nopants may win! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478495 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 13:07:45 +0000 avivoca 2478495@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I took a gross booger from her with my bare hands today. It was pretty nasty. But I've also been vomited on and once I got pooped on in the car and it was so bad I had to go home without pants on. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478472 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 12:53:49 +0000 pregnantbee 2478472@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Many, many things. The most recent grossest thing was that I caught DS's puke in one hand while trying to protect the rug in his room! YUCK. Puke and I do not mix. I want 1,000 Mom Points for that one. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478450 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 12:30:23 +0000 LuLu Mom 2478450@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>spit up in my mouth. Held her up as a baby a long time after eating, thought I was safe but it was straight shot of spit up right into my mouth, I about puked myself. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478435 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 12:16:38 +0000 catomd00 2478435@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Snot on my sleeve is not even close to the gross category. I have caught both puke and poop in my hands, so those probably win for me. DD has full on projectile puked all over me both times she's been sick. None of it really phases me. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478429 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 12:14:52 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 2478429@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I've been puked on and pooped on. K pooped in the bath while I was in there with her (so gross, it was BF baby poop so it went everywhere). M frequently spit up into my bra. </p> <p>Poor DH has been sprayed with projectile poop, and while he was using the suction bulb on K, the boogers shot out into his face. So gross. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478346 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:59:23 +0000 rachiecakes 2478346@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Woke up to a shower of vomit - </p> <p>and actually kept my cool, didn't panic or cry.. or puke myself. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478339 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:50:35 +0000 Alba4 2478339@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lovehoneybee: me too!!</p> <p>Poop in tub, DS has puked down my shirt and all over me, cleaned bodily fluid off of various surfaces.</p> <p>Kids are gross😉 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478333 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:44:50 +0000 josina 2478333@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs D: Oh god to the puke-in-the-mouth. I think I've got a long way to go if boogers are my grossest so far! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478320 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:30:52 +0000 Mrs D 2478320@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsrain: yup...the puke...it amazes me how it just doesnt phase me...</p> <p>Mine are...grabbing K to let her puke on me while I run her to the bathroom...DH cant believe being puked on doesnt phase me...</p> <p>When K was real little...she puked in my mouth twice...it was exorcist style and I didnt know it was coming...I was holding her facing me and she just spewed while my mouth was open...needless to say I got sick 2 days later... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478304 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:18:54 +0000 jhd 2478304@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Poop in the tub! So gross. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478295 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:16:13 +0000 Foodnerd81 2478295@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@josina: I had to wipe her nose with my mitten once when I forgot tissues. That seemed less gross than letting it run into her mouth and chin. </p> <p>Also being puked on when the toddler had a stomach bug. The snot sucker is pretty gross. But we've probably had it pretty lucky relatively speaking. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478294 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:16:11 +0000 snowjewelz 2478294@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Love reading this as I'm eating breakfast! </p> <p>I've caught DD's poop with my hands as I was changing her and she was going again. </p> <p>Getting her puke all over myself when I went into the bed to get her one time not knowing she'd puked. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478278 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 10:04:03 +0000 petitenoisette 2478278@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When my daughter recently had the stomach bug she would basically only throw up as she was nursing and so she threw up on me A LOT. And I would basically roll her more onto me so she'd get sick on me instead of the bed, etc. I also have a vague recollection of her spitting up in my mouth one time but I think I've quasi-blocked that one out. </p> <p>We cloth diaper and spraying poopy diapers does not bother me one bit but I often think about how other people would probably find the practice pretty gross. </p> <p>Neither of things are particularly unusual though so we have been lucky so far! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478273 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 09:59:42 +0000 josina 2478273@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lovehoneybee: OMG, sooo bad!<br /> I haven't had to deal with puke yet... not looking forward to it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478272 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 09:59:08 +0000 MrsKoala 2478272@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Caught his throw up in my hands and held it there until he was finished throwing up... and I wasn't grossed out by it at all. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478270 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 09:57:08 +0000 lovehoneybee 2478270@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsrain: DH has the worst, though...a few weekends ago he was napping in E's room with him. He was on the floor, and had just fallen asleep when E leaned over and puked all over his face, including his open mouth. And he had just eaten lunch like half an hour before. I was downstairs with the baby when he started shouting for me, and I have never heard him sound so panicked! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478269 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 09:56:37 +0000 GoGoSnoGirl 2478269@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Just this weekend I picked through my DD's vomit to see if she had gotten into something she wasn't supposed to. Then DH &amp; I poked at a few weird looking pieces of something to decide if it was cheese or some foreign object. Fun stuff. :meh: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478266 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 09:54:17 +0000 mrsrain 2478266@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lovehoneybee: oh. Poop in the tub. That was pretty bad, too! #parenthood </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-the-grossest-thing-youve-done-as-a-mom#post-2478250 Mon, 29 Feb 2016 09:47:22 +0000 lovehoneybee 2478250@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh gosh, it all seems pretty normal to me now! I've caught vomit, been puked/pooped/peed on, scooped poop out of the tub, used a qtip to encourage pooping, picked noses when the bulb/nose frida didn't work... </p>