https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 30 May 2026 02:00:16 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833815 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:38:04 +0000 dagret 833815@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mulva? Regina? Delorrrreeesssss! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833766 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:21:51 +0000 dagret 833766@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@IRunForFun: hahah I LOVE The burning!</p> <p>Also...<br /> "He converted for the jokes."<br /> "He's an anti-dentite!"<br /> And Sponge-worthy!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833755 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:18:43 +0000 fancyfunction 833755@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ladyfingers: I also love the one from that episode about George eating onions and spotting dimes!</p> <p>There are just SO many. I love "the summer of George". It's too bad my husband doesn't like the show - sometimes situations come up that's perfect for a Seinfeld quote and he just doesn't get it!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833642 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:47:14 +0000 Caly 833642@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833641 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:47:06 +0000 ladyfingers 833641@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsjazz: "So you feel 'women and children first,' in this day and age, is somewhat antiquated?" ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833632 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:44:14 +0000 mrsjazz 833632@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LMOG47: sponge-worthy, yes!</p> <p>@IRunForFun: you stole mine :-) I don't have a square to spare. </p> <p>You're all winners!</p> <p>What is this? Velvet?</p> <p>My coworkers used to call me George because there was a bug in our conference room and I may have pushed someone out of the way to run out of the room.. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833630 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:43:53 +0000 Caly 833630@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: Bahaha Love love this one! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833629 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:43:17 +0000 IRunForFun 833629@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833624 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:41:56 +0000 mrs. 64 833624@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Such a good show. I always crack up at the time Kramer pretends to be the movie phone. "What don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833618 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:40:13 +0000 ladyfingers 833618@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"So? Who do you think she looks like?"<br /> "Lyndon Johnson." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833615 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:38:51 +0000 MamaMoose 833615@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Maybe the Dingo ate your baby!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833614 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:38:39 +0000 IRunForFun 833614@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I could go on for days with these...we watched this show every single night when I was in high school...</p> <p>"I can't spare it. I don't have a square to spare!"</p> <p>I also love the one where Elaine says "He took it out." </p> <p>"He took...(huff huff as she blows on her glasses) it out." "It?" "It. Out." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833610 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:37:04 +0000 mrs. 64 833610@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Lindsay05: Oh my gosh, my husband is getting his MBA and studying write offs this week. I've heard him say that/play the you tube clip about 30 times in the last few days! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833602 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:33:52 +0000 hellobeeboston 833602@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@IRunForFun: YESSSS.... I always think of this line!</p> <p>"no soup for you" also. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833594 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:29:55 +0000 ladyfingers 833594@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha OK I can't stop... DH and I also use all the time:</p> <p>- From the episode where George loses his glasses and swears he saw Jerry's girlfriend kissing his cousin Jeffrey, but it turns out to be a lady cop kissing her horse... "Oh. Oh. ... wanna get some pizza?"<br /> Also from that episode: "They said they'd be right back. And... THEY lied."<br /> "Do I need to get a shot?" "No shot. Dog bite!"<br /> In fact that might be one of my most quotable episodes because I also love where George is supposed to mention Kramer's name at the eyeglass store so he just goes... "Kramer."</p> <p>And we also always use, from the episode where Jerry and Elaine are trapped in the bakery waiting in line then have to wait longer because they get a babka with a hair in it... and the guy jams the cane in Elaine's foot...<br /> "Sorrryyy."<br /> The way he says it and his face... so amazing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833584 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:26:58 +0000 IRunForFun 833584@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ladyfingers: Yes! It's the way he says it that makes it so funny! I die laughing every time and my sisters and I do imitations of it. </p> <p>@dagret: LOL. "You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?" "Yeah, that's right!" And then Elaine does the devil face with the tongue wagging. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833579 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:25:33 +0000 Caly 833579@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Is he sponge-worthy?" </p> <p>When Elaine's favorite birth control is discontinued so she buys as much as she can get her hands on &amp; has to decide if a guy is worthy of one of her precious sponges. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833575 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:24:13 +0000 ladyfingers 833575@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lavender: Is that the one with the balm? I love anything with Jackie Chiles. "Did you put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833574 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:23:37 +0000 Pepper 833574@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@IRunForFun: Haha my husband says the pretzel line ALL the time! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833571 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:22:08 +0000 ladyfingers 833571@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@IRunForFun: Ahhhh I LOVE the cookie quote! I love the way he says it!!</p> <p>There are so many...</p> <p>- Kramer's entire pinky toe monologue... "Now I'm drivin' the bus!"<br /> - "YOU'RE BALD!" (Elaine to George when he objects to dating a bald woman)<br /> - "I think I know why we have reservations." "I don't think you do!"<br /> - Kramer: "Jerry, why don't you do a bit on styrofoam? What is all this stuff? Why do we need all this stuff? And why do they make them so small?" "Where's the punchline?" "It's all attitude" and then he does the most amazing face.</p> <p>@dagret: I love Putty, he's probably my favorite side character. I love the episode where Seinfeld is trying to get a deal on a Jaguar from him and Putty and Elaine break up so he starts upcharging him for everything... "finder's fee? it was on the lot!" "yeah that's right."<br /> "Keys?" "To start the ignition."</p> <p>ETA: Also not a quote but I love when they're auditioning people for the pilot and that guy does Kramer dead on but Kramer hates it, so he goes in and auditions for his own character and does a TERRIBLE job. It's so genius. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833550 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:12:12 +0000 dagret 833550@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>How about when putty is telling Elaine that she's going to hell because she doesn't believe in God:<br /> Pastor: "wait, you aren't married and you live together?"<br /> Putty: yeah<br /> Pastor: "then you're both going to hell."<br /> Elaine then makes this amazing devil face, as putty is horrified.<br /> And the pastor makes the face too. </p> <p>So not really a quote, but the devil face is hysterical. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833495 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:56:58 +0000 lavender 833495@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not one quote, but the episode when Kramer burns himself and uses the lotion to help heal it- was one of the funniest episodes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833493 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:56:26 +0000 heffalump 833493@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DH is always saying, "but i don't want to be a pirate!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833487 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:54:49 +0000 Ra 833487@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@knittylady: I love his answering machine!</p> <p>DH always tells me, "You are killing independent Steve!"</p> <p>We also use "No soup for you!" a lot. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833402 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:29:01 +0000 MsLipGloss 833402@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh, and </p> <p>"Hello Newman"</p> <p>@IRunForFun: hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833390 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:25:41 +0000 IRunForFun 833390@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: That reminds me of another one..."It would be like Mickey Mantle corking his bat!" </p> <p>"They're real, and they're spectacular." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833389 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:24:32 +0000 MamaJ 833389@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>From the episode where the mannequin looks like Elaine<br /> "I have a hankering for some double mint gum"</p> <p>And of course. "Serenity now!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833387 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:22:51 +0000 knittylady 833387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>George's answering machine! "Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaage" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833386 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:22:48 +0000 MsLipGloss 833386@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One of them is . . .</p> <p>"I'm out!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/whats-your-favorite-seinfeld-quote#post-833382 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:21:56 +0000 IRunForFun 833382@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>- "These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY!"</p> <p>- "Who put a cookie in his mouth? You're not supposed to do that!" (This was from the episode where Elaine was dating the much older guy, and he had a stroke, but they thought he might be having a diabetic episode, so they put a cookie in his mouth and tried to force him to chew it.") </p>