https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:57:42 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828987 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:37:35 +0000 nana87 2828987@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other day, lo1 (4) wanted dessert and we said no because she’d already had a sweet earlier. It devolved into a full on tantrum with her curled into a ball on the floor, crying that she’d be alone forever and would never get married or have kids if she couldn’t have a piece of chocolate :shocked: I have NO idea where that came from but dh and I were dying trying not to laugh. So extreme! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828921 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 08:54:52 +0000 josina 2828921@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love these... another from this weekend.<br /> I was taking LO to his room for time out after he misbehaved (as he's plopping himself on the floor to delay) and he turns around and says 'I'm going to fart on you!'. I couldn't help but laugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828755 Sat, 16 Jun 2018 12:24:08 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 2828755@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is the best. LO’s idea of being unruly is just putting some bass in his “no, mommy!”</p> <p>Last night after bath, I was putting on his lotion. He’s okay with it everywhere except his excema. I actually had to put Cortizone and then vanicream on the excema areas. He cried for “daddy” and then caught himself “my daddy” just to be super clear. :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828708 Fri, 15 Jun 2018 21:28:15 +0000 AB810 2828708@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning I took a toy away from my 2.5 year old son after he hit me with it. He looked right at me and said “you give that back to me right now, you little beast”. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828696 Fri, 15 Jun 2018 20:26:29 +0000 ShootingStar 2828696@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last weekend DS (4) and DS (22m) were fighting over a toy as usual (I think it was a fake waffle?). DS had it first and DD tried to take it away but failed. DS had it on the floor in front of him so she walked up to him and sat on it. I guess so neither of them could have it? 😂 I about died laughing and I had to turn around so they wouldn’t see. DH looks over at me and I’m shaking and he’s like WTF?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828662 Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:09:26 +0000 SweetiePie 2828662@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Sams Mom: 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828647 Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:33:51 +0000 Sams Mom 2828647@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>At the time my nearly 2 year old was having a feral moment to say the least. He had already got into trouble multiple times for getting into things he normally leaves alone. This time I heard a kitchen chair being pushed across the floor, walk out of the laundry room to find him on a chair at the stove trying to push buttons. </p> <p>I told him to stop and get down because its HOT, he told me no. I asked him if he wanted to get his butt swatted. He climbed down from the chair, did the simmer down hand motion is the best way to put it, said "whoa whoa whoa, no." Then walked away. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828642 Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:21:10 +0000 BlueWolverine 2828642@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>5 year old DD was having a rough night of listening. I yelled, she cried, and sat down to hug it out. I reminded her that she needs to do as she's told, because I'm the mama and I know better. She just looks at me and says, "No, I know better." It's funny now.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828563 Thu, 14 Jun 2018 21:45:57 +0000 Iced Tea 2828563@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SweetiePie: OMG, that is the best!! It made my night. </p> <p>You guys, this thread is great. I’m legitimately shocked that my kid hasn’t dropped an f bomb yet considering how often I let one slip. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828442 Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:49:29 +0000 psw27 2828442@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You guys, these are making me cry laugh. Thank you. How is it only Thursday? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828416 Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:04:31 +0000 Mommy Finger 2828416@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 5.5 yo DS told me recently that his shoes were dirty AF. I had to explain that to him. Yes, daddy says things he shouldn't and is surprised when the kids repeat them.</p> <p>My 3 yo DS also told me that he hated me b/c I told him to pick up the towel he threw on the floor. No idea where that came from. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828119 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 09:52:34 +0000 erinbaderin 2828119@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsbookworm: This is adorable! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828117 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 09:50:21 +0000 MrsBucky 2828117@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@josina: My son often says “don’t say that, never again!” Super charming. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828108 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 09:26:57 +0000 2PeasinaPod 2828108@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG, I am crying, I'm laughing so hard at these. And they make my kids' sayings not quite as funny! </p> <p>We were at DS1's baseball game and there was a playground nearby that DS2 (who is 2.5) wanted to go to. I told him that if he wanted to go, I wasn't going to carry him - he needed to walk over himself. "You're kidding me...seriously?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828078 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 08:33:42 +0000 snowjewelz 2828078@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@catgirl: Hahaha oh man that is too funny</p> <p>@josina: Lol yes K loves saying never too! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828075 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 08:14:18 +0000 josina 2828075@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I had told DS one morning that he had to change his shorts (against his will). He stated 'son of a bitch' as he sat down to do it, while I was walking out of his room. :shocked: </p> <p>His new favorite thing to say is 'no, never'. So anything he doesn't want to do is no longer just no, it's no, never. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828064 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 07:29:50 +0000 lindseykaye 2828064@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A few years ago after watching the movie Aladdin many, many times, my DD got mad at my husband while playing outside. She was grumbling, stomping her feet, and then yelled, "You're a street rat!" :shocked:<br /> It was definitely funny, unexpected, but also something we were NOT going to let continue since it was basically the worst insult she could think of at the time hurled at her dad for something super minor. We still laugh about it though! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828057 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 06:45:32 +0000 Foodnerd81 2828057@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@AnnabelleG: it’s amazing how correctly they can use it. My then 3 year old threw up all over her bed. When DH came in to check on her she looked at him and goes “daddy, I made a f-ing mess!” It might be my favorite story of her. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828048 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:03:05 +0000 mrsbookworm 2828048@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3 year old didn’t want to bring her backpack in the house and I said she had to. She said “Phooey” and then said it again. I just ignored her. Then she looked at me, stomped her foot and yelled “Don’t you realize I’m phooeying you!” </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828042 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 23:15:06 +0000 Dahlia 2828042@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DD said to her baby doll, "I have to go to work tomorrow because you're always driving me nuts!" I really hope she didn't hear that from me at some point... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828033 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 21:59:43 +0000 AnnabelleG 2828033@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My kid's friend is 3-years old and called me a "colonizer." I've heard him refer to white people as colonizers before, it's kind shocking. My own 3-year old has definitely dropped a lot of F bombs, and uses it in shockingly correct ways. Like at the bookstore the other day, he told his 1-year old brother to "stop throwing the f***ing book on the ground." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828021 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 21:06:20 +0000 Foodnerd81 2828021@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SweetiePie: that’s amazing! My daughter has dropped F bombs a couple times but that’s even better. </p> <p>My 4.5 year old has told us multiple times that we are ruining her life or we already ruined her life. Today in the car she said if she didn’t have a snack when she got home she would be loud and crazy during quiet time. I told her I don’t like her making threats. She goes, that wasn’t a threat. What was it? It was a promise.<br /> Ok then. I asked where she heard that and she said nowhere. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828017 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 20:29:28 +0000 SweetiePie 2828017@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh another one that’s a tiny bit embarrassing but hopefully some of you can relate -<br /> Last summer my then 2.5yo was downstairs watching tv and eating breakfast. So I thought.<br /> DH and I were upstairs arguing (one of those arguments that started with something stupid and spiraled - hey, I was like 6 weeks pregnant and miserable) and F bombs were being dropped.<br /> Suddenly the 2.5yo barges into the room and puts his hands up like a peacemaker and yells “STOP F*CKING! GUYS! STOP F*CKING!”<br /> We looked at each other and I had to hide under the bed covers so he wouldn’t see my cry-laughing. I was in hysterics. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828016 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 20:25:07 +0000 SweetiePie 2828016@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A couple of months ago my 3.5yo was mad about something (who knows what, it was trivial) and he said very seriously an with a scary scowl - “you’re disgusting.”<br /> First I was shocked because I don’t know where he heard it and then I had to try really hard not to laugh and explain how it wasn’t nice and that hurts my feelings. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828012 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 20:00:23 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2828012@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@erinbaderin: omg hahaha. </p> <p>My son (also 4) tells us we are “junk” if he’s mad. </p> <p>“Ok Mom that’s fine. You’re junk then!” 🤦🏼‍♀️ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828010 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:52:26 +0000 mrswin 2828010@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@erinbaderin: The other day I was reminding my DD at dinner (rather sternly I guess) that she wouldn’t be able to have a Timbit after dinner if she was just going to play with her food. She looked at me and said “That’s alright mamma, I had enough in the car on the way home” :shocked: She then proceeded to tell me all the kinds that she had on her ride home from daycare with my SO ..”I have two jam one, a chocolate and a honey one mamma” </p> <p>I tried so hard to keep a straight face but she’s only 3 and so full of sass! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828009 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:50:56 +0000 catgirl 2828009@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH has been working out of town since early April, only home 8ish days a month. Almost every morning when I go get DD she lets out a huge sigh and says "just you again?" in the most disgusted way. Thanks kid. </p> <p>She also constantly tells me she "just needs a minute" and walks away from me. She is definitely a little threenager. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/when-you-just-have-to-laugh#post-2828008 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:45:34 +0000 erinbaderin 2828008@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My four year old was mad about having to come in from the backyard today, and as he came in he said threateningly to my husband “I already told Mom I hated her, I don’t want to have to say it to you.” (True, he was mad that I’d made him apologize to his daycare friend for throwing his sunglasses on the ground) I sometimes wonder who this sullen 15 year old in a 4 year old body is but oh man, it’s hard not to giggle. </p> <p>I can’t be the only one, somebody join me with a story of your children being equally awful! </p>