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<title>Hellobee Boards Topic: A wild turkey held me hostage!</title>
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<title>chopsuey on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960764</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>chopsuey</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Lol! Omg I would have been so freaked out!
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<title>Mrs. Oatmeal on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960755</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mrs. Oatmeal</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I hate birds so much. And turkeys are terrifying. I'm glad you escaped unscathed.
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<title>Sweet T on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960753</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Sweet T</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@dagret:  bahahaha!! I am dying over that video! Can you imagine witnessing some woman running and screaming because she's being chased by a turkey!?
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<title>Mrs. Grizzly Bear on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960750</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mrs. Grizzly Bear</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  Thank you for that mental image. I LOL'ed so hard that my husband looked at me like I was crazy!
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<title>Shutterbug on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960709</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Shutterbug</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@mrsjazz:  haha I was totally yelling at him through the car window that I was gong to cook him for dinner!
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<title>yerpie110 on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960704</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>yerpie110</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Too funny, but I can empathize!  We have wild turkeys in front of our house on occasion, and I have not been able to leave a few times because they wouldn't get off our lawn!  Here are two by that were by our driveway recently.  So random!
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<title>Beehive on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960628</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Beehive</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh my god, that's hilarious. I love that you got a picture!
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<title>Corduroy on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960626</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Corduroy</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;OMG - turkeys have totally invaded my neighborhood lately!  I've seen them like every other day the last two weeks.  They just walk down the street like it was paved for them.
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<title>kjpugs on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960614</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kjpugs</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@TheSwissWifeStyle:  That makes sense per your HB username! LOL! I guess turkeys like NJ :)
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<title>Grace on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960613</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Grace</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;That was awesome.  Best story ev-AR!!   I'm glad you survived the wild turkey attack.  :)
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<title>Reese on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960611</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Reese</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  That turkey is all up in your grill! That is hilarious! I grew up in a rural area where we would see them in fields and what not but never quite so up close and personal.
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<title>TheSwissWifeStyle on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960610</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>TheSwissWifeStyle</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@kjpugs:  nope, I'm in Switzerland. I was born in south Jersey though. (Where the turkey incident took place ;) )
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<title>kjpugs on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960599</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kjpugs</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@TheSwissWifeStyle:  I don't think you have! I grew up in Upper Montclair and then Caldwell. Since HS I've lived in NC, IN, and now FL, but I miss New Jersey more than anything! Do you still live there?
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<title>Dandelion on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960556</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Dandelion</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;That's hilarious! I've seen wild turkeys, but I've never seen them act like that!
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<title>spaniellove on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960545</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>spaniellove</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;We used to have gangs of wild turkeys where I grew up!
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<title>TheSwissWifeStyle on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960498</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>TheSwissWifeStyle</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  omg that turkey looks so confrontational!  Like he's daring you to get out of your car!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@kjpugs:  where are you from in NJ?  (Sorry, did I ask you this already?)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;When I was in Kindergarten in NJ, we took a field trip to a farm, and I was petting a turkey and he bit me!&#60;br /&#62;
My grandmother used to live by a big field, kinda in the woods, and wild turkeys were often seen around her place.
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<title>sorrycharlie on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960441</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 16:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sorrycharlie</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@dagret:  omg I am DYING..laughing out loud. the noise it made as it picked up speed! lmao!!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at that picture! omg. a few years ago, I was bringing my dog to the vet (Banfield - in a petsmart!) and at the entrance to the shopping plaza a gigantic turkey was standing in the middle of the road with its feathers all spread out! it wouldn't move for anything. by luck, one of the vets was behind me and jumped out and shooed it off the road somehow...very, very slowly.
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<title>PEAPIE on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960440</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 16:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>PEAPIE</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;That is terrifying! and so random! Hahaha!
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<title>Boheme on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960436</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 16:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Boheme</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Hahaha! I am so scared of large mean birds.
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<title>fussygal on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960425</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 16:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fussygal</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;LOL! Omg, I would have done the same - I don't trust birds!
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<title>mrsjazz on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960390</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 16:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrsjazz</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  I just laughed so hard. Sorry! Go find that turkey and turn him into Thanksgiving dinner!
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<title>dagret on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960380</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 16:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dagret</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  This is not uncommon. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Qsjhvm140&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Qsjhvm140&#60;/a&#62;
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<title>LuLu Mom on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960304</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LuLu Mom</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;HAHA I would have been so scared.  I was attacked by a goose one time growing up and still get scared when I see them on a pond!
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<title>cmomma17 on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960284</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cmomma17</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Shutterbug:  I'm totally afraid of geese (they are so mean!) so there's no doubt I would haul ass to get away from a turkey!!
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<title>blackbird on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960265</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>blackbird</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;turkeys are mean!!!
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<title>Shutterbug on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960235</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Shutterbug</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;hahahaha I felt like such a moron, running from a bird. But look at the beak on that thing! I've heard about co-workers being chased by them before, they're thugs!
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<title>Bookish on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960230</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bookish</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Ahhhh omg I would have flipped. My Grandma lived by a lake so ducks would chase us outside her house. I'm so scared of big birds now lol!!
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<title>lindseykaye on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960224</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lindseykaye</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;This is so crazy! I would have reacted just like you I think. I am trying very hard not to laugh too loudly at my desk right now!
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<title>mrs. bird on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960220</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrs. bird</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;hahahaha, we have sooooo many turkeys! they're pretty ballsy.  they travel in packs, i've seen families of 15 wandering through my parents' yard.
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<title>Sweet T on "A wild turkey held me hostage!"</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/wild-turkeys#post-960210</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Sweet T</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Omg!!!! I would have cried!!
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