https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 08 Apr 2026 17:01:27 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874932 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 15:34:49 +0000 MrsH 874932@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Jamie Oliver's kid - petal blossom rainbow. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874438 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:24:37 +0000 IRunForFun 874438@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I forgot - Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear Blu. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874420 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:16:10 +0000 IRunForFun 874420@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsKoala: Someone named their kid Buddy Bear!?!?!? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874410 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:12:09 +0000 MrsKoala 874410@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Pen: It's definitely the combinations! Poppy, Daisy, and Petal by themselves are actually really cute! Just too hippy dippy with the middle names and then some of them have a random regular name, too! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874399 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 12:08:56 +0000 Mrs. Pen 874399@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsKoala: this is what I was going ot post. some of them aren't terrible by themselves - like I like the name Poppy - but as a combination of the middle names and all the other kids names, it's bad.</p> <p>@zippylef: Geldof kids were the other ones I was going to post. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874369 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 11:51:13 +0000 cascademom 874369@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: Didn't he say that he wanted to name her that so if she ever got into a situation with the police, they'd think she's cool.</p> <p>ETA: <a href="http://blogs.babycenter.com/celebrities/penn-jillette-explains-the-name-moxie-crimefighter/" rel="nofollow">http://blogs.babycenter.com/celebrities/penn-jillette-explains-the-name-moxie-crimefighter/</a> </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874277 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 11:08:46 +0000 rachiecakes 874277@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrsbells: I could almost get Morocco (nn Rocco?). But Morrocan? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874270 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 11:04:31 +0000 Mrsbells 874270@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Morrocan which is Mariah and Nicks son's name </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874262 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 11:01:12 +0000 mrsjazz 874262@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tu Morrow. C'mon people!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-874249 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 10:57:32 +0000 tequiero21 874249@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I thought pilot inspektor was sooooo dumb. So is kal el. And north west. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873938 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 09:03:23 +0000 Smurfette 873938@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Pilot Inspector might just be the worse name ever. </p> <p>North West is pretty bad too. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873935 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:59:45 +0000 MrsKoala 873935@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I think Holly Madison's is the worst one for me. Although I didn't like Apple at first, and now it has really grown on me as a name (not that I would name my kid that).</p> <p>I also don't love the names of Jamie Oliver's kids:</p> <p>Petal Blossom<br /> Poppy Honey Rosie<br /> Daisy Boo Pamela<br /> Buddy Bear Maurice</p> <p>I guess I'm not a flower child type of person. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873932 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:58:40 +0000 MsLipGloss 873932@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rachiecakes: I think you're right about the *crazypants* middle names . . . different names on their own really aren't that bad (and I really kinda like Moxie). </p> <p>The other thing I can't get over is the ridiculous use of Ys and Zs . . . the *youneek* spellings really make.me.tick! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873923 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:55:09 +0000 loveisstrange 873923@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@swedishfish: I looked it up and it's apparently "Tee-ah-mee". It's supposed to be a combo of Katie and her ex's mom's names Thea and Amy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873914 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:51:28 +0000 rachiecakes 873914@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I actually don't think Audio, Pilot or Moxie are bad names - it's the crazypants middle names that make them absolutely nutso!! </p> <p>I think North is really terrible. I also hate the Prince and Princess names. Blue Ivy and Rainbow as well. (I like the name Ivy).</p> <p>There was a kid I graduated high school with that had a name that read as a sentence. I won't put it here, because of Google. But think "Sarah Hasakind Hart", like that. It was ridiculous and what everyone remembers this kid for. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873856 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:31:24 +0000 BKCaribBaby 873856@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Moxie Crimefighter. Penn Jilette's daughter. Why?! Why?! Why?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873842 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:27:00 +0000 Andrea 873842@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LuLu Mom: LOL. No, I don't think that makes it any better. Hahahaha. Celebs are so crazy. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873839 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:26:04 +0000 littlek 873839@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MsLipGloss: Come on, that's just awesome! LOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873838 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:26:00 +0000 LuLu Mom 873838@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Andrea: Blanket is a nickname, he's actually Prince Michael Jackson II....the first son is the same name too. So he named his two sons the same name....I don't know if that's any better? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873835 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:24:56 +0000 MsLipGloss 873835@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What about (magician) Penn's daughter *Moxie Crimefighter*?!</p> <p>ETA: Penn &amp; Teller . . . </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873832 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:23:21 +0000 littlek 873832@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@katsupgirl: that gets my vote too! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873828 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:21:42 +0000 Andrea 873828@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Blanket is another bad one! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873812 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:06:18 +0000 lioneyes 873812@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>NORTH WEST (dh is currently railing against how dumb this one is.) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873808 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:04:52 +0000 Foodnerd81 873808@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: oh man. We were going to do JerBrian if this Lo is a boy. You don't like it?? (Guess what dh's name is). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873807 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:03:51 +0000 swedishfish 873807@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: I'm still not sure how to pronounce Katie Price's daughter's name! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873804 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 07:59:14 +0000 littlebug 873804@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Whatever the hell Uma Thurman named her kid - that big long ridiculous 18-name name. </p> <p>[Ok, it's really 6 - Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Busson. Ok it's really 7, since they actually call her Luna]</p> <p>ETA: Yeah, I totally copy-and-pasted that ish because who the heck has time to type that out? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873797 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 07:56:41 +0000 katsupgirl 873797@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Pilot inspektor is so ridiculous. I'm going name my kid helicopter chekkeer or rocket investigataar. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873784 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 07:46:58 +0000 chopsuey 873784@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: omg this is the first time I'm hearing all of these names. HAHA. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873769 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 07:36:04 +0000 plantains 873769@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: jermajesty is so magnificently stupid. I love it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/worst-celeb-baby-name#post-873763 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 07:30:08 +0000 loveisstrange 873763@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My list would have to be:</p> <p>Princess Tiaamii (Katie Price)<br /> Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)<br /> Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie (Bob Geldof)<br /> and Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)</p> <p>Thats like... a whole other layer of weird and ridiculous.</p> <p>Apple, Blue Ivy, Rainbow, Zuma, Bear Blu, and North kind of land in the same level of "weird but less weird" for me.</p> <p>Ah, I love celebrity baby names. Endless entertainment. </p>