https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:14:24 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations/page/2#post-1223046 Mon, 18 Nov 2013 05:25:47 +0000 AprilK 1223046@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son used to call a snowman "hey-man"...</p> <p>He also used to be obsessed with sticks in our yard. He'd grab one, the dog would snatch it away and they'd chase each other around the yard, with my son yelling "my d*ck, my d*ck!!" I about died laughing every time. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations/page/2#post-1222964 Mon, 18 Nov 2013 00:10:57 +0000 lemondrop 1222964@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Got a couple of new ones this weekend-<br /> Airplane is now Pearplane, not sure why that one is so funny, but I can't stop cracking up!</p> <p>My MIL was watching C for our date night last night, she offered him banana, he pushed it away and very seriously said, "No nana." He's never said banana before and rarely ever says no. </p> <p>I think he knows a lot more than he's letting on! The secret life of C-Hoff. </p> <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: ha ha, induced a snort-laugh from me :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations/page/2#post-1195823 Mon, 04 Nov 2013 19:14:28 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1195823@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>C calls farts sharts. So, that's aweosme. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1195811 Mon, 04 Nov 2013 19:08:45 +0000 lemondrop 1195811@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Got a new one today-<br /> Wild Kratts came on the TV and they were talking about rhinos- C has been a mimicking fiend today so we tried to get him to say "rhino" instead he says "oh no!"</p> <p>He knows what "oh no" means- he says it when he runs out of food, and last night we were watching a movie on ABC family and one of their commercials for Christmas movies came up and they were advertising one with The Miz and my husband and I started laughing and saying that was awful, C very clearly looks up at us and says, "Oh No!" we about died laughing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1184628 Wed, 30 Oct 2013 11:35:07 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 1184628@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Twine: OMG that's hilarious</p> <p>@lemondrop: I have to look at her half the time to see what she's really talking about. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1183441 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 23:41:45 +0000 wonderstruck 1183441@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG I cannot stop laughing right now. I have nothing to contribute because my baby isn't talking yet, he just makes dinosaur screeches and something that kind of sounds like hi sometimes. But the swear word ones are freaking hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1183242 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 20:24:22 +0000 Mrs. Confetti 1183242@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Colin's best one now is football - he yells it over and over and it sounds like "f*ck-up". So cute and so embarrassing in public. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182920 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 17:40:17 +0000 MamaMoose 1182920@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Twine: can Lorelei be my BFF? She's so funny!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182865 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 17:10:17 +0000 StbHisMrs 1182865@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all so cute!<br /> Here's Maddy's, we're working on the last one..</p> <p>Mamoo = cow<br /> Dringy = drink or any kind of water really!<br /> Muk = milk<br /> Nak = snack<br /> Whoa-we = Chloe &amp; Charlie<br /> C*ck = cook... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182847 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:56:48 +0000 lemondrop 1182847@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love these!!</p> <p>He calls pumpkins "ball" probably because it looks like his basketball. We were dying laughing at the pumpkin patch yesterday... "ball, ball, ball, ball, ball"</p> <p>One of my favorites is playing "motorboat" in swim class- the kiddos are either in folded pool noodles or have a kickboard to hold onto- every time we start this, C starts yelling Mo Mo Mo Mo for motorboat. (motorboat, motorboat, go so slow, motorboat, motorboat, go so fast...)</p> <p>He's big on animal names and sounds-<br /> Right now he calls goat "doat"</p> <p>I have a hard time deciphering between meow, moo, and more since they all sound similar. I have to see if he's holding his cup, bowl, cow, or cat to figure it out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182828 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:46:51 +0000 Lindsay05 1182828@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ohhh these are cracking me up!!</p> <p>Yellow = Yeah yeah<br /> Football = boo ballllll (makes a hilarious face)<br /> Please = Da<br /> Hockey = Ca Ca<br /> Water = Ahhhh<br /> Dora = Do Do </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182808 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:40:10 +0000 T-Mom 1182808@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all so cute! Latest for DS is "tray tro" for scare crow. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182617 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 15:36:19 +0000 banana 1182617@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Twine: LOL! I love the cashier's response! hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182513 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 15:07:32 +0000 lamariniere 1182513@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Twine: oh my, hahaha!</p> <p>@LuLu Mom: :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182506 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 15:05:53 +0000 lamariniere 1182506@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Now that DS is older, I feel like he pronounces most things more or less correctly. But my all time favorite was "elevator" it sounded like he was saying "have a good day" and it took us FOREVER to figure out what he meant when he would say something like "we're going to take the have a good day". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182428 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:44:30 +0000 Mrs. Twine 1182428@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lorelei's not much for mispronounciation, but she is often saying embarassing things very clearly. Like asking for nipples in public. Especially if there are men around. Or telling people that, "Freckles pees it outside. Out him penis." Or this little gem: Mr. T got a bit of stomach flu. Yesterday at the grocery, the checker (who knows us pretty well) said, "Lorelei, where's Daddy today?" To which she responded, "Daddy pooping him diarrhea poops in the potty. Good job, Daddy!" She said, "Maybe next time I won't ask." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182427 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:44:30 +0000 mediagirl 1182427@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@bpcmarj: poopoo! Awww. Get that one on video. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182380 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:31:09 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1182380@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Chloe is usually pretty clear, but she does call boobs 'boots'. </p> <p>She also gets this out of no where southern accent when she's super excited and screaming. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182372 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:29:13 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1182372@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@autumnlove: hahahaha C calls stink bugs "stinky". If we put one outside, she says, "byyeeee stinky!!!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182355 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:25:29 +0000 banana 1182355@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Blanket = Pu-toh (which apparently is a bad word in spanish). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182346 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:23:12 +0000 Beyond2 1182346@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Cats-ass </p> <p>Yeah... we're working on that one lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182345 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 14:22:48 +0000 erinpye 1182345@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD is oddly clear with pronunciation, but says a few things in such a cute way!</p> <p>Orange: ornch<br /> Off: oppf<br /> Binky: she's lazy, she can say binky if I ask her to, but likes to say beebee instead<br /> Cookie: she can also say this correctly, but likes to say coo-coo until I pretend I don't understand- then she says it correctly!<br /> Love you: ove you, or yove chu<br /> The letter W: youble you<br /> Letters B and V both sound like: B (which I tell her is correct in Spanish anyway ;) ) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182195 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 13:35:03 +0000 SugarplumsMom 1182195@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bada (bath) = baba<br /> Tittut (peek-a-boo) = teet </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182194 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 13:34:58 +0000 shellio 1182194@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DS was saying something that sounded a lot like "s#!t" when he first started talking... then we figured out that WAS what he was saying. Oops :) Now for "pizza" he says something like "ta-deez" which we can't quite figure out... he is usually relatively clear :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182178 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 13:31:56 +0000 LuLu Mom 1182178@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not my DD, but our niece sent a video message to DH for his birthday and she said "Happy Bullshit Uncle Jason" I died. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182165 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 13:29:34 +0000 mrsjazz 1182165@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@BabyBoecksMom: Hahaha. I love how she pronounces Eyes.<br /> @autumnlove: OMG, I would laugh so hard and make her say stinky all the time.<br /> @Mrs. Jacks: I'm saying Namastape from now on.</p> <p>LO has lots of mispronunciations but none of them are that funny. They just sound cute, like "Dum" for "drum" and she'll say "dum, dum, dum" while she's drumming. Or "gasses" for "glasses" and "eyebow" for "eyebrow." I kind of want her to say something that sounds like it's profanity, haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1182109 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 13:13:22 +0000 purrpletulips 1182109@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD called Snoopy "Soupy" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1181610 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 10:27:57 +0000 MrsBrewer 1181610@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@swurlygurl: It really was hilarious! He was even laughing! He realized it after we were all laughing, he just learned all of the anatomically correct names for body parts! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1181594 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 10:24:57 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 1181594@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@kiddosc: W has been doing that lately. I keep trying to make sure I didn't actually say it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/your-toddlers-latest-mispronunciations#post-1181589 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 10:24:16 +0000 kiddosc 1181589@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E keeps saying something that sounds remarkably like "oh shi*t" but I have not clue what he's actually saying. </p>