https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 11 Apr 2026 21:32:37 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/youre-not-my-best-friend#post-1806090 Fri, 08 Aug 2014 13:20:27 +0000 Aimed 1806090@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mamaof2: this is cute - but I have this crazy thing where I dislike anything that does the whole "no-one will ever love you like I do" thing. For some reason I just find that sentiment so unsettling and hear psycho music in the background! Obviously that is not you and I overthink language! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/youre-not-my-best-friend#post-1806054 Fri, 08 Aug 2014 13:08:28 +0000 Mamaof2 1806054@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I remember the 1st time DS told me this and now it's DD's turn.</p> <p>She told me yesterday "You are not my best friend mommy!"</p> <p>It made me think of this that I found a few years ago and just saved in my folder - I love it!</p> <p>In case you cant read it:</p> <p>I am not your friend<br /> I am your parent<br /> I will stalk you<br /> Flip out on you<br /> Lecture You<br /> Drive you insane<br /> Be your worst nightmare<br /> And hunt you down when needed<br /> Because I love you!</p> <p>When you understand that<br /> I will know that you are a responsible adult<br /> You will never find someone loves, prays, cares<br /> And worries about you more than me.<br /> This is my promise to you.</p> <p>[attach=4342/14/na02e4.144x600.317496586_AguSqeMr_c.jpg] </p>