DS has come out with some really cute thigs lately. Of course they're probably only adorable to me but I love these threads!
He sounds so big when he talks now!
"Don't broke my stick momma. If you broke it, I be sad"
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This morning:
"Leo, what are you holding?"
"I'm not telling you. I"m a baby, and I cannot talk".We've been talking about things that babies can/can't do, compared to big boys...
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DD1yesterday I was feeding DD2 before we went to buy her a new swimming pool.
"mommy I don't want you to go with us to get my pool"
Me: "why not?"
E: "because sissy is on your boobie and that's embarrassing"and another this weekend when DH ran outside without his shirt on to grab something
"daddy get inside the neighbors can see your boobs"as you can see she's a little obsessed with anatomy lately
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@LuLu Mom: omg every time I get changed in front of L, he gets this crazy grin and says, "Mommy, I'm going to run and touch your boobies!!!". Can't wait to see how he reacts to me BFing in front of him
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@hilsy85: HAHA it has to be the age! Emme is always talking about my breasts & we've officially had to stop having her jump in the shower with DH because she told him "that thing is gross turn around" it's the first time she's brought it up but he freaked out because he was embarrassed ha!
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Charlie asked a potential nanny if she had kids the other day. She said "not yet" and his response was "You should go to the store and get a boy like me".
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J has combined 'gigantic' and ' humongous' and says, "mama that dog was GIGANCIOUS" lol, I think it's adorable.
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I was doing laundry yesterday and LO saw that I had washed her sheet for daycare and her nap bag. She walked up to me and asked “mama, you washed my sheet for me?” and I said I had, to which she replied excitedly: “oh, my darling, thank you so, so much!” lolol
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The other day we were driving down the street and passed a barber shop. The owner of the store is named Bruno, my mom takes my son there occasionally to get a lollipop.
"Bruno Mars works in that lollipop shop."
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B likes yelling "me mamapapa!" He and his friend from day care will take turns yelling that, and they both think it's hilarious. If he starts yelling that at me, I ask "well who am I then?" and he says "you're little B!" and starts cracking up.
And he's started parenting us, telling us to wash our hands and feeding us and stuff
Last week he put DH to bed and sang him a lullaby. And it actually worked and DH fell asleep 
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This morning LO looked at me and said, "Hi, Mommy," and then she picked up my necklace (it's a small lowercase "d" on a chain) and said, "Hi, Jesus."
I sing her "Jesus Loves Me" before she goes to sleep or when she needs cuddles and she twirls my necklace... so I guess my necklace = Jesus.
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LO1 has been really into possession lately. She tells me everything is hers because she bought it. So yesterday she tells me about our newborn, "That's MY baby brother. I bought him." I told her that wasn't right. Mommy grew him in her tummy and he's our baby. "Oh, you bought him from the doctor? At the hospital?"
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These are so funny!
On the topic of body parts, LO was wearing a new bathrobe that buttons up in the front. When he sat down on the couch after a bath, he looked down at the buttoned up bathrobe and said, "Mommy! Where did my penis go?!"
I had to explain to him that it was under the bathrobe, and laugh of course!
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omg these are hysterical!
Lately M loves pretending to be the "mommy" and wants me to be the little girl
LO: Hi honey, did you have a good day? I have to go to work, I have an event.
and then she whispers what she wants me to say next, like she is some director of a show. -
Our cat's name is Cheeto.
The other day we were out and I said to DH "if theres a Starbucks I may stop and get a frapachino"
DD said "NO, Don't go get Cheeto!" -
The other day my parents took her for a ride around the neighborhood in her tricycle. Apparently the entire ride she was yelling, "Beep Beep! Somebody poopied!!" Over and over and over again...not quietly either..
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A: Mommy, I'm not pretty
Dad: Audrey you're right, you're not pretty. You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Me: (melt)
A: no I'm notA: you're annoying
Dad: I'm annoying?
A: yeaMe: A sing the mommy song
A: No mommy I can't its fathers day
Me: But its not father's day anymore, sing the mommy song
A: No its fathers day, mothers day was yesterday. -
This morning LO told DH to "Go kiss Momma again!" before he left. Then he grinned from ear to ear while DH did.
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We snuggle in bed together while hubby gets ready for work and she turned to me and said "mummo your belly is getting BIG. Its gonna get ginormous and then POPPPPP the baby is going to come!"
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She was really tired a few nights ago and woke up while I was changing her to tell me "Mommy, I have a pink dinosaur. It's name is E-shoot" She doesn't have a dinosaur, and I have no idea where any of that came from.
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My son has a really great relationship with my mum and my mum often brings him new clothes.
The other day he told me that Granny buys him clothes and Mummy buys him diapers
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Last night, looking through scrapbook pages: "There's mommy and me, me, me, me, Daddy, me, me, me, french fries and ketchup, me, Grandma...."
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"Mama, I fart."
He's been in speech therapy for 6+ months so basically any time he uses words is like the cutest thing ever to me
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On Sunday, I bought her two Timbits when I got my coffee. She devoured them, and asked for more.
K: More please
Me: I only got two, there aren't any more
K: show me bag empty (said in a 'Prove it' tone)
I show her the empty bag.
K: Mama, that adiculous (That's ridiculous!) -
@Mrs. Oatmeal: I agree with K - 2 timbits is ridiculous
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@Mrs. Oatmeal: ds1 calls tidbits "happys".
He's also started saying "I'll be back!!" We just call him Arnold whenever he does
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My favorite things she says is "Mama play?" when she wants me to play with her. The other day, I gave her some juice and she drank a bit, smacked her lips, and said "Mmmmm good juice!"
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N grabs my hand anytime there is a music and says "momma dace, dace" (Dance). I love it. Plus at night now he says "I wuv ew momee" We have worked for 6 months on this phrase! It melts my heart every time.
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When we talk to him about the baby in mommy's belly, he says, "I have babies in my belly, too!"
This weekend, our cat was up on the rail of his crib, and he looked at me and said, "That's my favorite Padfoot." Then he gave her a kiss and said, "I love you, Padfoot." He's not very free with the "I love yous" yet, so it kind of melted me.
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We just had another one today. LO had a quick weight check at her doctor today, and they don’t do a full exam for these; just weigh her and take her temp. Well, LO was having *none* of that – she wanted a full check-up! LOL she told the doctor that he needed to “check me up” and “check my eyes, then you need to check my legs and my ears and everywhere on me. I need my check-up!” Her pedi was laughing and said it was a nice change to see someone so excited to be at the doctor.
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I sneezed and she said, "oh, beh boo!!" (Bless you)
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DH: Elliott, have you done a poo?
E: No, windypops! -
The first day we got to the beach on vacation and LO looks around, put her hand up to her mouth and says "oh ma goodness!" over and over.
Last week we were on my bed with our dog Darwin and he was laying on his back looking for belly rubs. She goes "whats at?" I say "thats Darwin's Penis... it's where he pee pees from." a few days later and my husband is eating peanuts from a jar and she says "whats at?" He says "Peanuts... would you like to try some?" she responds "Darwin's peanuts?"
Last week he put DH to bed and sang him a lullaby. And it actually worked and DH fell asleep 
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