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Ahahaha!!! Omg, I'm dying.
I actually saw this on @midnight. DH and looked it up and we were both :-O
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@Arden: Just watch it with the volume off. It's still entertaining as hell!
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@Arden: Imagine a hollowed out grapefruit. Use it as you would use your mouth.. as well as your mouth. You'd essentially be coating his dick in grapefruit juice.. It's gross. Haha. It's worth it to watch the video later, if only because you need to see it to believe it. Ugh.
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Oh.my.god. The video. I can't even. DH is across the room and when the "demonstration" came on, he looked at me, shook his head, and said "nope.nope.nope."
Whyyyyyyy?!?!?
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The sounds in the video are... Unforgettable. To say the least
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I have to say, I'm thankful Hubs isn't home right now so I don't have to explain why I'm laughing so hard!
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I just made my SO watch this video, and he was like
"That woman is a MONSTER!" ..... and now he won't stop imitating the noises, lol!
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Lol! The things I learn on hellobee...
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Whaaaaaaaaaat????? OMG
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: what the eff is that NOISE she is making!? I didn't realize you're supposed to gargle the damn thing...
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@CupQuakeWalk: Didn't you watch the video?
"When you grapefruit your man, he's gotta be blindfolded. You say, 'baby, i wanna do something a little freakier and I wanna suck your D blindfolded.' Then, he won't ever see the grapefruit."
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Damn it!! I just *had* to read this thread. Now I am gagging, in all my morning sickness glory. Add grapefruit to my long list of food aversions.
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@Adira: Would it not be easier to simply give a blow job? I can't understand how this would add something to the experience.
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LOL at this whole thread!!
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@PermaStudent: You should see the other videos she has. The things she can do to a cucumber.....
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OMG I just watched the video and my eyes about popped out of my head when she started demonstrating! My eyes, my eyes! I will never be able to unsee that, nor will I ever be able to forget those noises!
Holy crap, I am absolutely dying over here! So, so funny.
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I swear I have never laughed so hard while on HB. Ever.
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@Adira: wait, you have to blow him too?!? i didn't watch the video. dude, you're getting blown, WTF do you need the citrus for?!? how about, 'thank you'? geez! are men just getting really greedy or why the need to overcomplicate things??
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@IRunForFun: Please, watch it. Please.
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@Arden: @mrs. bird: Well the grapefruit (warmed in the microwave) supposedly feels like your vagina, So supposedly it feels like he's actually doing you AND getting a blow job at the same time!
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@lawbee11: FALSE. The sound is the most disturbing part of the video!!
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@Mrs. Sunshine: she demonstrates? OMG. I can't watch it right now because of children. Later.
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@mrs. bird: Exactly. I'm like, what the hell is the point if you are already giving a blow job? This would only maybe be a good idea if you could be like "Here, have a grapefruit. Bye."
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@Ree723: hahaha she pulled out that fake pens & I thought "There is no way..." & then, she went there lol
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I can't even handle this thread. SO hilarious.
@Adira: Same! He would have so.many.questions. And then I would never be able to buy grapefruit again without him making some horrific motions. -
@PermaStudent: EW OMG WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE A RABID DOG????
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@Adira: Sooo, it's supposed to feel like you have a mouth at the back of your vagina. Sexy.
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@.twist.: Same! My LO is still awake (trying to fall asleep) in the room next to me. I need to watch this!
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That video (and this thread) are OUT.OF.CONTROL. I can't stop laughing!
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@Arden: haha, I'm giving Hubs the grapefruit whole and saying "See if you can figure out how to use this correctly" and let him get to work. No way am I putting in this much effort after JUST having a baby!
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@.twist.: YES! Holy shit, it's amazing & horrifying all at once!
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@IRunForFun: Or a garbage disposal! Or something equally horrifying!
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@Arden: haha, yeah, I don't get it and I'm not doing it, EVER! Poor Hubs will never know what this is like.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: about to! Lol
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@Arden: @mrs. bird: Way too much work.
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@Arden: Oh my god that imagery...hahaha I can't stop laughing.
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@IRunForFun: Ahahaha rabid dog. Love it.
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@Adira: None of us should try it because what if our hubs never want to have real sex again?
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@Arden: ha! I didn't think about it like that
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"He smells the citrus in the air, he thinks you have on some Victorias Secrets or something, he has no idea"
Like, you're damn right he has no idea, because there is NO way he would guess that I'm coming at him with a grapefruit!
"That woman is a MONSTER!" ..... and now he won't stop imitating the noises, lol!
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