Someone told me that they "grapefruit" their husband to get him through the six-week post-partum period. (And said person said they learned about it from other moms who did it to their husbands.)

Apparently you cut the ends off a grapefruit as well as the insides (so it is a really thick ring) and you....ummmm.... jack off....your partner with it.

But first you put it in the microwave. So it is supposedly warm and squishy and wet and feels just like the real thing.

So.....who's running out to buy a grapefruit?