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  1. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @.twist.: OMG me too! I thought grapefruits were kinda wide...oh jeez...

  2. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @.twist.: bahahahaha! I don't think a grapefruit is small either! My penis exposure is also questionable...

  3. Ree723

    grapefruit / 4819 posts

    @lawbee11: Ew, ew, ewwwww!!!

    OMG this thread is killing me! I can't stop laughing!

  4. Sophs Mama

    apricot / 429 posts

    @rainbow sprinkles: But whyyyyy, why is this a thing??! Poor grapefruit never hurt anyone.

  5. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @IRunForFun: haha omg. That is not the kind of "juice" I want to drink.

  6. petunia354

    pomegranate / 3863 posts

    Dear lord. I can't even.

  7. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @Anagram: I guess a grapefruit is small if your husband is packin' a tuna can...

  8. delight

    pomelo / 5326 posts

    No seriously, this is already on page 2?!

    Hahaha.

  9. lilteacherbee

    cantaloupe / 6791 posts

    @Sophs Mama: @Pepper: I just read this to DH and that was his reaction- "WTF, that would probably hurt?!"

  10. Boheme

    papaya / 10473 posts

    Owww, citrus juice would burn you, wouldn't it?!

  11. petunia354

    pomegranate / 3863 posts

    OK, so who is going to test it out and report back?!

  12. Boheme

    papaya / 10473 posts

    @lawbee11: Now I never want to eat one again. Haha

  13. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @petunia354: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!!!!!

  14. Mrs. Sunshine

    hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts

    Haha hahaha. Neither DH nor I even noticed that we weren't having sex. I would just look at him like he was ducking stupid if he ever asked this of me. Why can't he do it himself?

  15. Foodnerd81

    wonderful cherry / 21504 posts

    @petunia354: SOMEONE on here must have tried it want to try it...

    So weird.

  16. mrs. bird

    bananas / 9628 posts

    @IRunForFun: omg, i just gagged

    that is... WOW! so who thought of this?? i feel liket this isn't something a couple comes up with on their own, like this is something some 13 year old boy did and then asked his wife to resurrect (hehe... erect..,) PP. this seems sticky, and wasteful. i vote no

  17. singingbee

    pomelo / 5073 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: omg. That video. I've never seen anything like everything I just saw in that video.

  18. BabyMats

    nectarine / 2031 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: "do not make it too big. Do not make it too tight"

  19. Sophs Mama

    apricot / 429 posts

    @lilteacherbee: My husband too! He made this face and was like "Uh, yeah, no. Not ever. No thank you." This is such a weird thing. Don't google it. I did, and it didn't make me feel any better.

  20. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    Wait wait wait, you can lose weight while sucking the D? Well in that case....

  21. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @singingbee: seen or heard! The noises are haunting.

  22. petunia354

    pomegranate / 3863 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: lol! I wish I could say I was interested in trying this but, just no.

  23. bpcmarj

    pomegranate / 3729 posts

    Oh.my.god.

  24. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @PermaStudent: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Lose weight while sucking the D....

  25. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @bpcmarj: did you watch the video. ?!?!?!?!?!?

  26. MamaMoose

    GOLD / squash / 13464 posts

    @IRunForFun: with a little semen mixed in?!?

  27. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @PermaStudent: Oh God. I'm scared to watch the video.

  28. lawbee11

    GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts

    @MamaMoose: Bahahaha we could all enjoy salty dogs afterwards!

  29. Mrs. Champagne

    coconut / 8483 posts

    omg!

  30. MamaMoose

    GOLD / squash / 13464 posts

    @mrs. bird: so so sticky

  31. singingbee

    pomelo / 5073 posts

    @PermaStudent: yes!!!!! The size of that hole!!!! The way she just went at it. My eyes! My eyes!!!

  32. Mrs. Sunshine

    hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts

    I watched the video....I could not control my laughter when she started demonstrating....oh my god.

  33. Sophs Mama

    apricot / 429 posts

    @rainbow sprinkles: WHY DID I WATCH THE VIDEO. WHY. She sounds like she is murdering that thing. Oh my god.

    No.

    I'm going to have nightmares.

  34. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    I actually wanna try this but DH would pack his bags and leave me if I came to the bedroom with this idea. I just wanna know of it's worth all the awkwardness.

    @lawbee11: I will NEVER forgive you for the picture of the grapefruit vagina!!!! Ahhhh!!!!

  35. Mrs. Sunshine

    hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts

    @PermaStudent: @singingbee: it was terrifying!

  36. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    I am dying to watch this video but my grandparents are in the room... someone explain the logistics. I feel like I'm not imagining it correctly.

  37. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    OMG, I'm late to the party, but this has got to be one of the BEST THREADS EVER CREATED!!!!!

  38. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @CupQuakeWalk: In his sleep. Hahahahaha

  39. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    @Arden: Basically you use the grapefruit like a handjob, twisting and going up and down, and all the while giving a blowjob.

    Seems like way too much work to me. Sorry Hubs. This ain't happening.

  40. ladybee

    grapefruit / 4079 posts

    I'm dying over here lol

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